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Yes, Virginia, knowing which word to use does matter...

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:51:13 -0600

During Sunday service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for prayers which had been answered.A lady stood up and came forward.She said, "I have a reason to thank the Lord. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every...

Comment from Leslie on 2008-08-01

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:39:59 -0600

I thought when they were damaged you just cut them off and had a nut fry.

Comment from Ymarsakar on 2008-08-01

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:38:16 -0600

You people are horrible examples of sensitive pacifists and enlightened human beings.

Horrible... where will humanity find our last, best hope now? ^Prays for salvation^

Comment from Maggie on 2008-08-01

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:35:43 -0600

Hmmmmmm.........not one comment including the words "Kiss it and make it better".

Comment from BillT on 2008-08-01

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:06:13 -0600

Gotta be able to *lift* it, first.

And where were *you* when we needed help distracting Maggie from Fleet Week?

Comment from Jon The Mechanic on 2008-08-01

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:08:25 -0600

Use a big enough hammer and you can break anything Bill.

Comment from BillT on 2008-08-01

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:32:02 -0600

Ummmm, kat? I didn't think you *had* those parts. Is there something you wanna tell us?

Sis -- it's 100-mph tape. Easier to peel than the 500-mph stuff. However, I haven't heard of an Army aviator-type getting into a situation that would call for that particular application, since it's almost impossible to damage brass...

Comment from kat-missouri on 2008-08-01

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:37:07 -0600

In these parts, we just put some duct tape on it and go on.

Comment from AFSister on 2008-08-01

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:33:54 -0600

Huh.
I thought you pilot-types were partial to using 500-mph tape for the heavy duty jobs. Of course, getting the tape OFF wouldn't be too much fun for the subject.

Comment from BillT on 2008-08-01

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:05:47 -0600

Not surprised.

Besides, *everybody* knows you don't use wire to hold a crushed scrotum in place -- you've gotta use 550 cord...