He who gave G-d the recipe for mud... is officially older today.
So, for our Beloved Bill, here is a website where you can make some keepsakes so the Warrior Princess will have you indelibly marked in her brain - and she can hand out in the ville if you go missing...
Really. He *is* eld.
And a bit impish.
But no birthday post for Bill can go without a nod to his long-suffering Guardian Angel... Carborundum, without whom, there would only be a Memorial Post. May that be a long ways in the future.
Update: I see that Princess Crabby trod her own path, following her...idiom!
So, for our Beloved Bill, here is a website where you can make some keepsakes so the Warrior Princess will have you indelibly marked in her brain - and she can hand out in the ville if you go missing...
Really. He *is* eld.
And a bit impish.
But no birthday post for Bill can go without a nod to his long-suffering Guardian Angel... Carborundum, without whom, there would only be a Memorial Post. May that be a long ways in the future.
Update: I see that Princess Crabby trod her own path, following her...idiom!
Since, according to your cartoon-self, you are a little slow... I figured you could use some speeding up, and some SPF-infused clothing to help prevent sunburn while completing your desert vacation!
Keep up the good work, and I'll raise a glass of Bushmills Irish whiskey in your honor tonight. 24 hour bottle to throttle rule will keep me from more than one (or two ;)) shots.
You are your ilk are always welcome in my home. Check six, and remember us old Airborne!
Well done, Chief- keep cheating thse odds!
Just pull the sheet off of my bed and drape it anyway you like so I can pose for my sitting.
Happy Birthday to you! I offer you this: For starters, a case of your favorite brew. Coffee, beer, whatever. You decide.
Next: Roast chicken, garlic mashed potatoes with a *bit* of parsley, grilled zucchini, mushrooms and onions. Mesclun salad with a mustard vinaigrette.
To finish: Mint chocolate chip ice cream, garnished with double chocolate Milano cookies.
With so many lizzards hanging around your sim-hutch, why not impress wayward NAVY Lt's with the perfect MAN ACCESSORY FOR YOUR WARDROBE. Besides, they are Eco-Friendly, and make the girls go wild!!!
Happy Birthday Unkabill!
Although I was sorta hoping that if nobody remembered, I wouldn't get any older.
Ummmm -- waitaminnit. That doesn't sound quite right...
I don't know, but the white beard picture looks like something out of the British Raj, except the local has his hair somehow dyed red.
The barber's hair is red from henna. That's the Pakistani substitute for those "Gets rid of the grey!" hair-dyes that JFKerry evidently uses.
Orbital fortress with a *big* magnifying glass...
"Glow-bal Wor-meeng? I geev you Glow-bal Wor-meeng..."