Let's have some fun, since Governor Palin is a poster child for all the things that cause Blue Staters look down their noses at us Red Staters.
Let's livedown, er, up to the stereotype.
Caption this:
I'll start you off: "Allow me to introduce my staff."
Mega-Hat tip: bigjoesaddle at Free Republic, who suggests "Barbarians for Sarah Palin" and to Steve Gilbert, all of it via Concrete Bob.
Heh. Here's the best shot Senator Obama's people could take:
"Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency."
Snerk. So, what have we done here? Well, them Blues have taken another swipe at those of us who live in the mostly rectangular states or those on the coasts who share the value that living in downtown Chicago, LA, or Manhattan is not the goal of a lifetime, us gun-toting bigots we. Of course, having written us off as a lost cause to be socially re-engineered (or simply outright suppressed) when the levers of power are in their hands, this comes as no surprise.
They then encapsulate what they perceive as Governor Palin's greatest weakness as a candidate: an inexperienced candidate "a heartbeat away from the presidency." Even if they ignore the fact that she's... a governor.
So, it would appear that the Armorer is making headway with Senator Obama's campaign!
Because if - "the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency" - is a bad thing, then someone who's never run anything other than his office, nor had to work had to work with a legislature as an executive, and who has... zero foreign policy experience probably shouldn't be sitting *in* the Oval Office, much less a heartbeat away from it.
Snerk.
Let's live
Caption this:
I'll start you off: "Allow me to introduce my staff."
Mega-Hat tip: bigjoesaddle at Free Republic, who suggests "Barbarians for Sarah Palin" and to Steve Gilbert, all of it via Concrete Bob.
Heh. Here's the best shot Senator Obama's people could take:
"Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency."
Snerk. So, what have we done here? Well, them Blues have taken another swipe at those of us who live in the mostly rectangular states or those on the coasts who share the value that living in downtown Chicago, LA, or Manhattan is not the goal of a lifetime, us gun-toting bigots we. Of course, having written us off as a lost cause to be socially re-engineered (or simply outright suppressed) when the levers of power are in their hands, this comes as no surprise.
They then encapsulate what they perceive as Governor Palin's greatest weakness as a candidate: an inexperienced candidate "a heartbeat away from the presidency." Even if they ignore the fact that she's... a governor.
So, it would appear that the Armorer is making headway with Senator Obama's campaign!
Because if - "the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency" - is a bad thing, then someone who's never run anything other than his office, nor had to work had to work with a legislature as an executive, and who has... zero foreign policy experience probably shouldn't be sitting *in* the Oval Office, much less a heartbeat away from it.
Snerk.
Now about Howard Dean... snerk!
As for captions, I keep thinking "A moos bit my sister once."
Cheers
So, if the Dems are saying she's "a heartbeat away from the Presidency," that has to mean they figger McCain's gonna be elected...
And Chicago, too.
And Governor Palin worked a pipeline deal with them.
Now, for the caption:
Unlike most politicians, Gov. Palin's bodyguards actually ARE barbarians.
Plus, she visited the wounded troops in Germany.
She understands leadership.
Her Viking bodyguards are fearless.
Baby! That's so good I am stealing it.
Palin's a spitfire for sure. My stepdad (who's about 10,000 times smarter than I will ever be, an' loaded bombs at Ellsworth during the cuban missile crisis) was one of the many who were sad when she said she wouldn't run for President at the beginning of campaign season. He was, I believe, rather pleased when she agreed to be McCain's Veep, and after looking at her record-and a map of Alaska, I'm pretty happy about McCain's choice-She's sharp, pragmatic, hard-headed, and tough.
If McCain doesn't run again in 2012, she'll make a superb POTUS.
Liberals have committees, Conservatives have, "Facilitation teams," "A-Teams," and "Ardent Supporters!"