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Hurricane Survival Kit.

By The Armorer on August 28, 2008 | | Comments (10)
Hurricane Survival Kit:

Toilet Paper........................................check

Bud Light...........................................check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser........................................check

Red Dog.............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol............. ..........check

Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on .......check

Gotta love those rednecks.  They've got safe drinking water and toilet paper.  Those are the essentials.  You've got time to take care of the rest.


H/t, Terry.

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By Katherine Optima Maximae on August 28, 2008 9:46 AM
LOL  holy beejeebus!  that is too righteous
 
By AFSister on August 28, 2008 9:52 AM
How do Rednecks continue to survive from one generation to another... They are Pree-Pared, alright!

LMAO
 
By fdcol63 on August 28, 2008 9:54 AM
What .... y'all ain't never been through a hur'cane before?  LOL
 
By John of Argghhh! on August 28, 2008 10:23 AM
Not out here on the plains.  A mile-wide tornado now and then, the occasional river flood (and I'm on a ridgeline, it's gonna be a biblical flood to get me).  We don't do hurricanes 'round cheer.
 
By Justthisguy on August 28, 2008 2:16 PM
Actually, Bud Light is all you need. Anything with more alcohol in it might dehydrate you. Fay was mildly annoying, mostly from the over-policement we have around here.
 
By Maggie on August 28, 2008 7:27 PM
We do get hurricanes, but they are kinda fun.  After it's all over.....it's hurricane party time. 

Everyone cuts up the deadwood.  You un-tape the windows.  Then everyone empties their freezers and we cook all the meat at the neighborhood BBQ until the power comes back on.

More fun than snow storm power outages.

The only flooding happens in Revere and Nahant......lol, I don't live there, I'm not Italian.  It's not allowed.
 
By im b on August 28, 2008 7:40 PM
Had to be Redneck .... no Scoresby
 
By Justthisguy on August 29, 2008 12:17 AM
Dang, Maggie, I thought evverbody in Massachusetts was a Puritan Congregationalist! Has something changed, there, in the last 400 years?
 
By Glenn M. Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RETIRED on August 29, 2008 7:48 AM
What, no Henry Weinhard's Blue Boar Ale?????????
Kalama Pale Ale? Red Hook ESB?????
The previous list isn't real beer.
And Guiness from the tap in Jolly Old is the best.
 
By hounddog on August 30, 2008 4:22 PM
Guiness...ain't he that feller what keeps them Book o'Records, like when a good ol boy yells out "Hey ya'll! Watch this!!!"