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Media Bias...

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:07:04 -0600

Mike L sends:BIKER STORY Receives New York Times Best A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jack et and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New...

Comment from Ymarsakar on 2008-07-25

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:53:06 -0600

Exactly what I was thinking, Kat, when Bill said I had switched up the lion the Marine targeted for a tiger.

Comment from kat-missouri on 2008-07-24

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:11:01 -0600

And bears, Oh My!

Comment from Ymarsakar on 2008-07-24

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:34:38 -0600

Scratch lion, I believe it was a tiger actually.

Comment from Ymarsakar on 2008-07-24

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:11:38 -0600

Naw, it's just cause this lion story reminded me of California where a lion got goaded by a bunch of teenagers throwing shat at it, jumped up at the walls, climbed up and over, and mauled one or such other dude.

You got to be prepared for these things ; )

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2008-07-24

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:51:11 -0600

Heh. Ymar, yer sufferin' a little target-fixation of late... ;^ )

Comment from Ymarsakar on 2008-07-24

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:15:21 -0600

I wonder whether lion limbs dislocate in the same fashion as human limbs. Might be a useful thing to know if you can't take out the eyes.

Comment from BillT on 2008-07-24

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:05:43 -0600

You know why they named it the New York Times, don't you?

National Enquirer was already taken...

Comment from kat-missouri on 2008-07-24

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:37:27 -0600

har, har, har