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It May Not Have Been As Colorful

but I'll guarantee my Fourth was *louder* than yours.

We'uns take our fahrwerks seriously around these here parts...

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We all know the American military has the technology to create earthquakes and tsunamis.
 
You forgot hurricanes.
 
We're still working on volcanoes. 
 
If you could pass a thermonuclear device through the Earth's mantle, to a destination of your choosing and then erupt it underneath an enemy target by volcanus, then you'll be golden BillT if the media ever wondered about the stuff going up in the air and the mushroom cloud. You could just blame it on the volcanoe.


 
If you could pass a thermonuclear device...

Are you kidding? I'd faint at the prospect of passing a kidney stone!
 
Are you saying we can't make Murtha take on for the team then?