Heh. This one won't die in email, so let's run it by again...
My boon-companion Mike is not a supporter of the idea of retroactive Combat Action Badges...
John - will you support my effort to be awarded FA 57? It may help me professionally, and, well........ it's not my fault it wasn't quite in place while I was in the Army. And, oh, I'd also like my retirement pay adjusted to reflect the base pay of the most recent retiring majors; and adjusted every, what, three years to make sure I remain astride of what's due me. GMAFB!! ML
Actually, I would support his designation, because I look at what has happened to my father over his career, mine being dullsville in comparison, so I really don't have a dog in this fight.
So, even though the question was tongue-in-cheek, I actually would support Mike in getting an FA57 designation. Why? Because as retirees, we're both technically on retainer pay, subject to recall. Why shouldn't Mike's records be an accurate reflection of his skillset? Especially since it was a skillset he acquired while still serving, and was only honed, not established, by his post-retirement labors.
I'm all for the retired pay adjustment, too, but that's just me being greedy... and I want full COLA, too. And I want my retired pay based on my total compensation, too, rather than just base pay. Except for aviators. Flight pay should be excluded from the calculation because they were getting paid extra to do stuff they'd have *paid* to do, and they got to get more sleep than I did, anyway. So, stick it to the aviators, just on GP.
But more seriously, how is making the CAB retroactive any different from...
Awarding a medal for heroism 30 years after the fact? Medal of Honor or ARCOM w/V?
Making people like my father eligible for the POW medal, again, 30+ years after the fact?
Authorizing the SF tab for people like my father, 30+ years after he qualified in service for a badge that didn't exist at the time?
How are those different from making the CAB retroactive? How, for example, is a Purple Heart to a truck company soldier shot in a firefight along the MSR leading to Fallujah different from a Purple Heart awarded to a truck company soldier wounded driving along Highway 1 in Vietnam, different from a Purple Heart awarded to a soldier of the Red Ball Express wounded by shellfire moving supplies up an MSR to Patton's 3rd Army in 1944?
Tell me how the road to Fallujah is somehow more worthy than the other two, and you'll catch my attention. Unless you want to argue the CAB should be done away with altogether, and keep only the CMB and CIB.
This doesn't address the issue of careerist pogues, REMFs and Fobbits stretching the reg to such a fine gossamer nearly invisible film that it wouldn't stop a drunken dust mite on a diet fighting a head wind. If we're going to say "no" based on that objection then we're admitting we can't police ourselves, and we should just go back to the days prior to the Civil War. When there were no awards other than battlefield brevets for gallantry and the occasional special medal authorized by the Congress.
So sayeth the Armorer.
Your mileage may vary. Feel free to lay it out in the comments. But be gentle, I have such a delicate ego... with feelings that bruise at the merest hint of disapprobation.
No, really. It's true.



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