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H&I* Fires, 9 June 2008

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Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

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Who'd a thunk it. Killing terrorists works. From my buddy Steve Schippert over at The Tank (someday I'll get posting privileges there...), regarding this bit from the International Herald Tribune:

For two years British troops staked out a presence in this small district center in southern Afghanistan and fended off attacks from the Taliban. The constant firefights left it a ghost town, its bazaar broken and empty but for one baker, its houses and orchards reduced to rubble and weeds.

But it took the U.S. Marines, specifically the 24th Marine Expeditionary Unit, about 96 hours to clear out the Taliban in a fierce battle in the past month and push them back 10 kilometers, or six miles.

The operation stood in stark contrast to the events of March 2007, when a Marine unit shot and killed 19 civilians after a suicide bombing attack.

This time, the performance of the new unit of marines, in Afghanistan for seven months to bolster NATO forces, will be under particular scrutiny.

-the Armorer

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Now we know how the troops are coping with the thong shortage Bill waxes so eloquently about... H/t, Theo at Last of the Few, via CAPT H. -the Armorer

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Heh. In light of *this* I offer *this*. H/t, CAPT H again. -the Armorer

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SWWBO has posted a few pics of the midwest supercell that rumbled by yesterday. It was great fun standing out in the yard or under the deck and watch the roiling clouds go by (with the NOAA radio on and a clear path to the basement) looking for... rotation. She's got the whole series of pics posted here. -the Armorer

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Patrick Lasswell with a photo-essay on a visit by the US and Canadian fleets to Portland, Oregon. -the Armorer

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"For men, it is particularly insulting to be arrested by a female officer. Too bad."
- Malalai Kaker, the most senior policewoman in southern Afghanistan

- Damian

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Dogs and soldiers: loyal, fierce, and not particularly domesticated. Who knew the connection extended to sailors as well? ;) - Damian

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One of the most technology-laden armies in the history of armies on the move:

A U.S. Soldier from 1st Brigade Combat Team, 6th Infantry Division, assigned to Task Force Regulars receives a lift from an Iraqi boy and his mule on Route Douglas in the Jameela Market in the Sadr City district of Baghdad, Iraq, May 31, 2008. (U.S. Air Force photo by Tech. Sgt. Cohen A. Young/Released)

A U.S. Soldier from 1st Brigade Combat Team, 6th Infantry Division, assigned to Task Force Regulars receives a lift from an Iraqi boy and his mule on Route Douglas in the Jameela Market in the Sadr City district of Baghdad, Iraq, May 31, 2008. (U.S. Air Force photo by Tech. Sgt. Cohen A. Young/Released)

Of course, what is this 6th Infantry Division of which they speak...? Methinks they most likely mean the 6th Infantry serving with the 1st Armored Division, but I'm only guessin'. -the Armorer

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Just dumb.

1. CNN: "With gas prices reaching a national average of four dollars a gallon — a record high — John McCain is planning to resurrect his call for a national gas tax holiday, which became a staple of his stump speech in late April and early May."

2. Reuters: "Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama said on Monday he would impose a windfall profits tax on U.S. oil companies as he sought political gain from Americans' pain over high gasoline prices."

Heh. #1 just takes money from the highway trust fund and will cause deferred maintenance on the highway system and give consumers not that big a break, and does.absolutely.nothing to address the core issue. But *this* is what candidate McCain is going for? Along with Barack Obama, many economists largely dismissed the notion of a gas tax holiday as a political ruse that would do little to lower prices, but McCain has repeatedly said he does not believe the proposal would be a panacea for America’s energy woes.

Instead, McCain argued, low-income families could save some extra cash to pay for their children’s school supplies this fall, or perhaps treat themselves to a nice dinner.
Oh that will make everything all better.

#2?

"I'll make oil companies like Exxon pay a tax on their windfall profits, and we'll use the money to help families pay for their skyrocketing energy costs and other bills," the Illinois senator said
.That will just incentivize my neighbor to shut down his wells and pump less. And will do. absolutley.nothing to address the core issue, but will probably serve to exacerbate it. Which means what, you gonna squeeze 'em again, because it's all their fault - and couldn't have anything.to.do.at.all with the fact that Congress (in a bi-partisan fashion) has restricted the ability to expand the supply, while doing nothing (in this case, probably not a bad idea, given the outcomes oft times when they *do* something) to reduce demand. Heh. Giving people money isn't going to incentivize a frigging thing. Except to keep consuming. So, this is the best they've got? Fie. Could we start over on the primaries? For both parties? Shut up, Kevin. -the Armorer

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*A term of art from the artillery. Harassment and Interdiction Fires.

Back in the day, when you could just kill people and break things without a note from a lawyer, they were pre-planned, but to the enemy, random, fires at known gathering points, road junctions, Main Supply Routes, assembly areas, etc - to keep the bad guy nervous that the world around him might start exploding at any minute.

Not really relevant to today's operating environment, right? But, it *is*

The UAVs we fly over Afghanistan and Pakistan looking for targets of opportunity are a form of H&I fires, if you really want to parse it finely. We just have better sensors and fire control now.

I call the post that because it's random things posted by me and people I've given posting privileges to that particular topic. Another term of art that might be appropriate is "Free Fire Zone".

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Regarding the video...there are simply no words other than,"I need Listerine for my eyesssssssss" I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Although you did not identify the service branch, it is clear to me that it has to be the Army.
 
Actually, Ms. Fi, it's the Brit Army. The East Anglians.
 
Clearly, y'all have more in common with your British sister service than I had originally realized....:)
 
Heh. If you ask the Brit Army, they'll tell you that they're a lot more like the USMC than we slovenly dogface so'jers.
 
Speaking of the USMC, Cassandra, Sly and I took flat MaryAnn to the National Museuem of the Marine Corps on Saturday. Pictures and commentary to follow. Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!
 
Hey! Mary Ann is *not* flat!, he said, deliberately mis-interpreting what was said.
 
Soooo knew you were going to go "there".
 
I tried to tell her to capitalize *flat* so as to not lead you *there*, but would she listen to me? Nooooooooo. 0>;~}
 
Huh? You say something?
 
Wasn't me. That was my evil twin. 0>;~} Hey! Wadda ya got to eat around here? A person could starve in this house......
 
Talk to SWWBO - she's the farmer. I know we've got some green onions...
 
You'll have to ask Cassandra. She IS the one who was rummaging around my frig.
 
Like you're going to sucker me in by dropping the "d" and "e" from fridge...
 
Well, ya know, I would never go rummaging around in someone's house the first time I visited.... 0>;~}
 
{Note to self, *second* time Sly comes to visit - do a full cavity search upon departure if she's been anywhere near the Arms Room]
 
Why not? It was soooo easy to do so when I didn't capitalize the "f" in flat...
 
Well, ya know, I would never go rummaging around in someone's house the first time I visited.... 0>;~}
 
For the record, I'd just like to say I have no idea who these three women are.
 
Ummm...John AND Sly have pictures to prove otherwise...
 
Das U-Boot von Bayern pokes its periscope above the waves and... "Torpedoes, Los!"
 
Awwwwww, c'mon, MaryAnn, that night in SoCal was sooo special. A nice steak dinner, a drink or three, the moonlight, SWHNOB yammering away in the background...... 0>;~}
 
Hmmmm. *That* sounds pretty, um, ahem, *koff* progressive...
 
And, yes, I have the pictures to prove that, too... 0>;~}
 
Just don't mention the whip.
 
"Whip?" he inquired fascinatedly...?
 
You mean the one with batteries?
 
Mistress Mandy is NOT pleased!!!!!
 
Aw, anything's possible these days with PhotoShop.
 
Nice try, Bootsie... In order to photoshop, you must first have a picture. Kerraacckkkkk!!!!
 
Photoshop is not required when one has the untouched, unenhanced digital proof on one's .....um, hard drive. 0>;~}
 
Just watched the vid and... ach, du Scheiße!
 
You can say that again!!!
 
You can say that again!!! [But that doesn't mean *you* have to say that again...]
 
My bad!!!
 
Now we know how the troops are coping with the thong shortage... The PX/BX consolidated the two half-empty (I'm an optimist that way) boxes of thongs into a single, brimful box last week. Three days ago, a contingent of Brits moved in with us. As of thirty minutes ago, the remaining box is now half-empty. Draw your own conclusions. Use dry-erase markers only. ...In order to photoshop, you must first have a picture. Got one. And you know *exactly* which one it is.
 
We've been invaded by Cassie's Infernal Horde! HIde the cheetos! No stepping on gollum! Oi, and no cussing in Deutsch. Rulez please.(scampers away before getting stepped on)
 
Ahh...was standing in that same storm when recording my ode to Obama. Lightening struck the tree out back. Must have angered The One.
 
Whips, chips, and thongs...oh my. What a wonderful way to start the week!
 
Lightening struck the tree out back. You have been warned. Do not trifle with the Mystic Forces of the Obamanation of Desolations. Next time, the kid with the Cheetos™ crumbs on his chin gets it.
 
"We've been invaded by Cassie's Infernal Horde! HIde the cheetos! No stepping on gollum!" Fear pleases Mistress Mandy. Now fork over those cheetos!! Keracckkkk!!!
 
"Got one. And you know *exactly* which one it is" Ummmm...I don't think so. I think you are referring to a picture of Cassandra.
 
Keracckkkk!!! Duck, kat! She's got the Black & Decker Kick-start Whip!
 
I think you are referring to a picture of Cassandra. Nope. It *used* to be a pic of Der Adjutant, but it got re-labeled when her aim improved...
 
Regarding the 24th MEU killing Talibs in Helmand... This notion of 'pushing them back' 10K seems a little wishful to me, considering this is a war with no front lines. Insurgents can move about throughout Afghanistan, so long as there's nothing to identify them as insurgents. Even their own police can't do a damned thing about it without some incriminating evidence. So yes, kill them when they mass and want to operate conventionally. The armies of the western world are pretty good at that. Canadians have killed a whole pile of them over the past few years just next door in Kandahar. But know that so far in Afghanistan, that has only changed the threat, not eliminated it. I think the author of the IHT article might have been a bit too caught up in the allure of kinetic ops.
 
Oh, sure, go all "Ry" on us, Damian, and spoil our lust for large scale conventional warfare! we're Cold Warriors here, take your newfangled stuff and go hide out at Namao or something!
 
Next time, the kid with the Cheetos™ crumbs on his chin gets it (jumps on John's back and rubs the cheeto dust on his beard) Now fork over those cheetos!! Never! (Primes chocogun to repel boarders). Come and take them. -- Oh sure, John, just label Damian and me as newfangled ways merchants. Of course you know I get labeled a dinosaur for even thinking of a go-slow approach instead of full bore engagement in the Barnettian acolyte circles, right? Rereading Citino's Blitzkrieg to Desert Storm right now and he'd be so disappointed in you for being all formulaic like the German High Command with its prediliction for high casualty/high POW style combat that cost them success in OP: Typhoon. Tsk. Tsk. ((cringe) Lord, for what I am about to recieve(and turn me to goo) I am not so sure I'm eternally grateful.(cringe))
 
I think everyone would prefer a clear-cut enemy to engage in conventional warfare, including most of the soldiers...at least until conventional casualty counts come rolling in. I'm just saying I'm not sure how useful the article was, given the realities....
 
Heh. You are soooo glad I have a security clearance. It lets you get away with sooo much. I'm still trying to figure out the geometry of jumping on my back yet getting crumbs in my beard. I don't like the visual. So I think I'll just WWF-body slam you onto the stones and toss you into the oubliette.
 
Don't hurt him too much -- I *like* Damian's comments.
 
Mistress Mandy is impervious to the chocogun. Mistress Mandy would also like to crack her whip but sadly, her bad, bad children have hidden it and refuse to tell her where in the helk it is. Mistress Mandy is sad.
 
Heh. You are soooo glad I have a security clearance. It lets you get away with sooo much. Herk?(head swivles like a dogs) To what do I owe this punting? Is it another thread that's getting me a spot for Castle Moonshot Program? Or is that you care so much about 'God's Work' that snuffing Smeagol isn't worth it? I never can tell. Dude, cheeto dust sticks to the fingers. No need for postulates or protractor. You're far more visible than I so anyone sending lightning will see you cheeto faced first. Simple if inelegant. Unk Bill, punk, always with the double meanings.
 
Cass doesn't *do* pictures like that. See, even I know that! Ry ~ step away from the Cheetos and no one gets hurt.
 
Well, if Bill likes what I'm saying, it can't be all wrong... *thumbing nose at Donovan...then running like Ry*
 
Unk Bill, punk, always with the double meanings. It's the basis of Plausible Deniability. Comes in handy when everything you say on the radio is being taped...
 
Damian, you can run, but you'll only die tired. Ubique. Or, to hear Heinrichs tell it - of boredom... because we're everywhere!
 
I know Cass doesn't do pictures like that so that's why I was a little mystified. As well, I've never met Bill so I knew it wasn't a picture of me. Heh...I get it now. That said, I do know that there's a picture of her digging around my f-r-i-d-g-e...
 
I have a compromising picture of Cass. Heck, of a lot of the Milblogochicas. That night when the wineglass died horribly, and everybody was on their hands and knees... MUA-HA-HA-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 
You do appreciate why I was hesitant to point that out, right?....:)
 
"I have a compromising picture of Cass." I have that one.....among others -- to include battery-powered whips. Heh, it's good to own the camera. 0>;~}
 
Beer Girl!!!!!! Wow, there hasn't been a comment party in ages, much less an appearance by Beer Girl. Good deal.
 
For anyone who cares, TF Regulars would indeed be the 1st Battalion, 6th United States Infantry Regiment, part of 2nd HBCT, 1st Armored Division. That'd be my first unit, 1997-2000, BTW. Regulars, by God!
 
I care - that's why I brought it up!
 
*Mmmmmrppggghhhhh*
 
A gag? Ahhhhh, Kevin I like that look on you!
 
8^ D You have *no* idea how hard it is to get Kevin to be quiet in this situation. I've got over 30 years of experience in this metier...
 
Mistress Mandy? How is he supposed to utter the appropriate scream with the gag?
 
Believe me, that IS the appropriate scream. Margaritas over here please.
 
"A gag? Ahhhhh, Kevin I like that look on you!" Now Maggie, remember the 'safe' word.... That word is definitely NOT McCain... and... from one of my favorite 'B' movies, Evolution. "There's always time for lubrication." Which we ALL are gonna need after November.
 
OMG, look what happens when I spend all day working! A party breaks out and I don't even know. *sob!* *sips a cosmopolitan with wide-eyed wonder while watching the partiers*
 
Now Kevin, you know as well as I do that "safe" words are for when the game has gone too far.....when you are in pain or afraid. So, no the word wouldn't be "McCain". When the name "McCain" escapes my lips it is with enthusiasm and happiness. Now put the gag back in. I'm headed over to the bar. Where's Jim B?
 
"Now Maggie, remember the 'safe' word...." The safe word is Snagglepuss.
 
Mistress Mandy? How is he supposed to utter the appropriate scream with the gag? Oh that is it! Next thing you know there'll be Felines in the Chandelier again, do you know how hard it is to clean up around here?(clomps on down to the Dungeon while carrying bag of cheetos and stack of comic books, and slams door).
 
"Now Kevin, you know as well as I do that "safe" words are for when the game has gone too far.....when you are in pain or afraid." I stand triumphant. Thank you for verifying my comments. "When the name "McCain" escapes my lips it is with enthusiasm and happiness." Think I'll avoid that party scene, 'roofies' were never my style... Not that I don't have a weakness for Irish lasses... Waiter, another glass of Connemara please.
 
Actually, it's better to have several safe words. One to stop the game, one to slow the game, one to convey pain beyond what was agreed upon at the outset and one to convey that a boundry has been violated. Just to be clear.
 
"Actually, it's better to have several safe words." "One to stop the game," Constitution. "one to slow the game," Supreme Court. "one to convey pain beyond what was agreed upon at the outset" Obama or McCain. and one to convey that a boundry has been violated." MSM. That was easy.
 
Ick. Only Kevin could turn a nice BDSM fantasy into a constitutionalist rant...
 
Agreed on "Obama" and "MSM" Connemara? Well at least we have an explanation.
 
"Ick. Only Kevin could turn a nice BDSM fantasy into a constitutionalist rant..." Someone put the gag back in!!
 
"Ick. Only Kevin could turn a nice BDSM fantasy into a constitutionalist rant..." Were you having fun with that, baby? Maybe Mistress Mandy will come back and punish him.
 
I have now discovered two things: 1) I can never participate in politics again. 2) I can never listen to YMCA again.
 
From my experience, it's hard to say "Snagglepuss" with a ball gag in your mouth.
 
Freaks. The Brits I'm used to.
 
*SOBS* *SNIFF* I missed a party.... but then again, I don't know half of the people at the party anyway. My time has evidently passed. *SOBS HARDER*
 
Ry, you Klugscheisser, what's wrong with cussin auf Deutsch? And some of you wimminz; Yossarian was no dummy for walking around backwards looking in all directions, with hand on pistol! Oh, and BCR? My boot time seems to be getting longer in the mornings.
 
Heh. K-Lo is *never* going to give me posting privileges in The Tank if you guys keep this up.
 
Oh, it's JTG pounding on the door. It's safe then. Why no cussin'? John's the one who made the Rulez. Last iteration I saw didn't give an exemption for non-'Murican. Well, at least you don't know how to do the s-set on the 'puter either. So, how bad did they trash the Hall? YOu know I'm going to get stuck cleaning it up, right? WereSib, no worries, we was invaded by Cassie's people. Nobody's replaced you.
 
"From my experience, it's hard to say "Snagglepuss" with a ball gag in your mouth." Oh, Mistress Mandy is not going to be happy with you telling *secrets*.......
 
But, Ry, it wasn't "really" cussin, as such. I was just funnin' ya, in a spirit of Klugscheissedness, so to speak.
 
Klugscheissschaft? Klugscheisstum?
 
Mistress Mandy will share the whip if Werekitten will stop crying AND she adds that if Kevin has a ball gag in, he could just wave a cheeto as a safety signal if Ry will share. That's how Mistress Mandy rolls.
 
Referring to what I wrote above, and seeing what MM (hmmm, also stands for Milo Minderbinder) wrote, I think my notional Yossarian persona needs to _draw_ that piece! And keep it at low ready, of course, observing Rule 3, as we don't want to shoot anybody by accident, even fictitiously in comment parties. As to shooting people on purpose, I'll defer to the sojers here as to when that's appropriate.
 
Damian, you can run, but you'll only die tired. I've dropped over 50 lbs since Christmas. I figured it would be a bit of a waste *not* to run somewhere, seeing as I actually can again. But given your marksmanship, it's probably a bit pointless. I tell ya, if I'm going to die tired, it's going to be in the company of my wife, and no-one else...
 
oO 91 posts, Mistress Mandy dominating them all. I feel like I've arrived at a party in time to clean up.
 
Argent - ya missed the cheetos that Ry left under the sofa.
 
(Dives under couch) Nope! Mine! No share!(slaps at Argent's hands) Mine!
 
*watching a wild-eyed Ry lick the cheese powder off the carpet under the couch* Dude, that's just wrong.
 
Damien, if you lived in a Cave, or stashed in the garderobe, you'd be doing the same thing.
 
"if Kevin has a ball gag in" I dinna kin where some parties ginned up this fantasy, but to quote an old comedy series.... "Homie don't play that." Sorry ladies, but I'm an Alpha male, through and through. Don't think I don't appreciate the kind thoughts, though from the (unheard but implied) evil chuckles, me wonders just how kind they actually were.... Boom, chicka bow, wow.... Hmmmmmmm Cheese Whiz or whipped cream anyone?
 
Heh. Tyro. They'll eat you for dinner and have you begging for more.
 
"Heh. Tyro. They'll eat you for dinner and have you begging for more." Well, I was gentlemanly enough to offer the options of cheese-whiz and/or whipped cream. Maple syrup is just too sticky....
 
(stomps back to Dungeon. Sticking fingers in ears and going "lalalala") Man, now you've ruined maple syrup! You're evil, Kevin. Just evil.
 
Kevin - "Maple syrup is just too sticky...." Nonsense! Nothing is too sticky. Such a lack of imagination, *tsk tsk* so sad. John - You warned him. All you can do is try. Ry - Just shake the bag, it should cover all the evil whispers. Damian - "*watching a wild-eyed Ry lick the cheese powder off the carpet under the couch* Dude, that's just wrong." This is where you make judgements? LOL
 
"Nonsense! Nothing is too sticky. Such a lack of imagination, *tsk tsk* so sad." Again, to parphrase from a time honored American icon.... 'She don't know me very well, do she?' With apologies to Warner, Bugs Bunny and Mel Blanc. What's up Maggie?
 
Personally, I prefer slippery and wet over sticky and sweet ANY day. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
Maple syrup is just too sticky.... Only if you don't heat it up. Otherwise, it can be very...interesting. Cheez-Wiz is a new one. Haven't tried that one...yet. But I'm like WK - give me slippery and wet over sticky and sweet any day. I'm all for trying out new things but there's a lot to be said for tradition.
 
Yep, HF6, I figured you for a Mazola and Visqueen kinda girl. :)
 
Criminy Armorer - How far do we have to take this before you haul the choklit gun out of storage?
 
Holy Buckets Batman! There's a choklit gun??? You've been holding out on me, man.
 
Hf6 - Ahhh, my dear there are sooooooo many wonders in the Jungle Room. Get yourself a Mojito and get settled in.
 
From the lone Canadian weighing in for this...ahem...discussion... Don't be dissing the maple syrup! The stuff is like gun-tape for the tastebuds: useful in just about any situation, including some situations that are best left to the imagination rather than blog comments threads...