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H&I* Fires, 2 June 2008

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

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Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

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"I think that this is the first war in history that on the morrow the victors sued for peace and vanquished called for unconditional surrender." Okay, who, and about what? -the Armorer

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How can you *not* just want to drop everything and read this: "Publisher Helps Scott McClellen Recover Repressed Memories of Abuse" -the Armorer

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After I pushed Mr. Keillor into the rose bushes this morning, Cassandra came by in her stillettos, to use the pointy toes to kick him in his delicate parts and the heels to make his face look like he has really bad case of road pizza. And in so doing, details some of the Good Stuff those fat bald guys with ponytails on bikes do when they're not inconveniencing liberal icons of the entertainment industry like Mr. Keillor. -the Armorer

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*A term of art from the artillery. Harassment and Interdiction Fires.

Back in the day, when you could just kill people and break things without a note from a lawyer, they were pre-planned, but to the enemy, random, fires at known gathering points, road junctions, Main Supply Routes, assembly areas, etc - to keep the bad guy nervous that the world around him might start exploding at any minute.

Not really relevant to today's operating environment, right? But, it *is*

The UAVs we fly over Afghanistan and Pakistan looking for targets of opportunity are a form of H&I fires, if you really want to parse it finely. We just have better sensors and fire control now.

I call the post that because it's random things posted by me and people I've given posting privileges to that particular topic. Another term of art that might be appropriate is "Free Fire Zone".

26 Comments

Abba Eban; also "Arabs never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity"
 
Nice new nick, Mikey!
 
..and the pink ID to go with it.
 
Oh, y'know yer a chickenhawk now, right? Since you aren't fighting or subject to fight, if you support the war, you're a chickenhawk. Just wanna make that clear.
 
Since you aren't fighting or subject to fight... Ooooh! Ooooh! That makes me a Part-Time Chickenhawk! But am I a Sharp-shinned or a Cooper's? Geez, I didn't figger it'd be this complicated...
 
No, no, Bill. You're either a) a poorly-treated veteran forced into virtual prostitution and therefore a victim of the heartless Rethuglican administration or, b) a mercenary bastard who deserves whatever horrible death the mujis inflict upon you, and the more horrible, the more Just. Get with the program, dude. Do you even *read* the memos?
 
Whaddya mean, "Read the memos"? Yoose *no* I cant reed -- I are stoopit and stuk in Irak!
 
I vote for merc, in terms of Bill.
 
I prefer the majestic fullness of the title, "soldier of fortune" -- but "mercenary bastard" works...
 
Somehow I figured, with a title like that, it had to be Cassie up on that one.
 
" I are stoopit": Say No More!!! Cheers
 
And, for the record, I admit to being verbose today. Kat and Ry should not take that as a license. That is all.
 
Brevity is for the weak, afterall. ;)
 
..now if we can just ask Congress to put a wee bit of "Green" into those of us who are "Grey Area" pink card holders... ..then maybe i could qualify for mercenary status.
 
I'm waiting for Bill to write his memoirs (obviously with an excellent ghost writer and editor): Memoirs of a Mercenary Bastard: Selling Your Soul to the Devil one Dinar at a Time
 
Well, Bill, that makes 2 of us, I guess. I was a mercenary bastard in Iraq for 2 years, 8 months, but now, I'm soaking up the sun (mare than plenty) in the UAE, training/supporting the Emiratis in maintaining their sovereignty against (I don't think I can say who, but they live on the other side of the gulf). Therefore, feel free to call me a chicken hawk mercenary bastard, but I'm still entitled to the cheap beer at the VFW due to my time when I was too stupid to get a real job (LOL). Although, my pension pays better than some of those liberal smart people make… Things that make you go hmmm…
 
Selling Your Soul to the Devil one Dinar at a Time Geez, I'll be around *forever* -- do you know how many dinars you've gotta scrape together to get ten bucks?
 
Oooh! I vote for: a) a poorly-treated veteran forced into virtual prostitution As my Grannie always used to say, that's enough to give a body a bad case of nervous prostitution.
 
The only problem, Cass, Bill in a red mini-skirt is a visual I would like to avoid (and you don't even want to think about me in one [LOL])! I guess the old saying, "We're easy, but we ain't cheap!" comes to mind...
 
Bill in a red mini... heh. I find myself oddly turned on by that. *running away*
 
Heh. No one wants a fat bearded guy in a polo shirt prostituting himself as a Beltway Bandit. Sigh. Ossifers don't get no respeck.
 
Bill in a red mini... heh. I find myself oddly turned on by that.
I wouldn't mind if it were THIS Mini...
 
Did I miss the story of SFC Davy Nathaniel Weaver?
 
"I are stoopit and stuk in Irak!" –Bill Heh, John F. Kerry would not like your attitude. Btw, did you hear he served in Nam? And, Cambodia… Thrice wounded and 6 medals – in 4 months!
 
Heh, John F. Kerry would not like your attitude. And so much *more^ he wouldn't like, either...
 
WHOOO HOOOOO!!! Bill's a virtual prostitute!!! I always knew you had some "ho" in ya! ;-)