So, have you heard this joke? The Prophet turns to the Messiah and says...

...$%^#! Allahpundit stole my line: Liberal John the Baptist heralds Democratic Jesus in Detroit

In other hilarious news Driver Blames Crash On 'Brain Freeze'

Frankly, I'm waiting for the announcement that he's suing Sonic for serving their drinks in non-recyclable Styrofoam cups and that they are "too cold".