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Apparently, the World Is About to End

So, party like it's 1999!

We're winning the War on Terror in the Middle East .  Remember, President Bush only started that war to satisfy his evangelical, fundamentalist craving for the revelatory Judgement Day.  Or, was it oil?  I forget which one because I'm just a crazy non-Jewish, Neo-Conservative (you know, second class Neo-Con) who actually believes in crazy things called National Security and Freedom and Democracy.   Go figure!

And, now, apparently, the North Pole is really melting.  Although, I'm not sure where all the water went from this giant melting ice cube since, according to the last movie I saw, New York City was supposed to be under 200 ft of water by now. 

I don't know about you, but I'll be hitting the church of Santa Margarita tonight!

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And, now, apparently, the North Pole is really melting. 
 
Dang. I was starting to really get into "Ice Road Truckers".
 
Well, have no fear.  I think that takes place in Alaska which apparently doesn't suffer form any lack of ice in the long 9 months of winter up there.
 
Although, I'm not sure where all the water went from this giant melting ice cube...

Checked down south lately? The eastern ice shelf of Antarctica is *expanding*...
 
Thanks for reminding me.  That's the point, I think, of the tilting axis theory of global warming.  North axis tilts 1/16 of an inch every year, I think, towards the sun.  You know, becauase once upon a time it wasn't the north pole exactly.
 
now, if only we could win the war on terror in america.
 hang bush and cheney and we have a good start.
 
I think that's a misnomer "urmoralsuperior".  I don't think there is anything morally superior in suggesting the death of a president and vice president.  In fact, I believe that would be tantamount to a terroristic threat.  Which means, with folks like you around, ending "terror" in the United States is an impossibility.
 
In fact, I believe that would be tantamount to a terroristic threat.

In this instance, it's more like wishful thinking.

Sort of along the lines of, "Gee, I could probably get a date if all the wimmin on earth didn't prefer vertibrates..."
 
And, gosh, I wish the trolls would troll on a topical post.

Sigh.  Intelligent trolls are *so* hard to find.