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The Castle Work Weekend.

The notable absence of posts this past weekend is easily explained. Bill was busy in Iraq. Dusty was busy not dropping his airplane on our heads.

Fuzzybee was busy with her own big things - Project Valour-IT.

And we had Kat and her Child Labor Unit (CLU) nephew Alex plus Gollum, er, Ry and Ry's Brilliant Better Half (hereinafter referred to as RBBH), and some other friends (Major and Andrew, who keep horses at the Castle) helping us expand the Fowl Barracks of Argghhh! and install fencing for the newest four-footed Denizens of the Demesne, two Angora goats who arrived yesterday and are as yet un-named. Cute though, ain't they?

Mind you - it was a *Castle* work weekend. So some paper did suffer greatly.

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And another gun virgin surrendered his virtue to the Dark Side.

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If you want the rest of the story - hie on down to the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry.

Over 100 fence-posts were either pounded into the ground or dug in and cemented in place as appropriate (that cement is what that water was for, Kat). The fence is about 950 feet or so long. For those who want more detail on the labors of the day, from a serf's perspective, they should click here and read Kat's "American Gothic" post, if you haven't already.

The Chicks of Argghhh! got an upgrade to the harem for Satchmo's odalisques...

We were under the continual observation and supervision of the Duckques of Argghhh!

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Rocky and his harem went out and conducted a FOD-walk, cleaning up all insect-and-grain-debris that might foul the engines.

Gollum was actually fed non-stale Chee-tos, and was allowed to take the unopened bag home with him. He got a tour of the Arms Room, and was very tolerant as the Armorer flitted from item to item nattering on about this and that aspect of this and that. (Just as Alex was tolerant of his class in gunlaying with an added frisson of communications via heliograph).

As noted earlier, Ry had never handled a firearm until yesterday. So, in a compressed session right before he and RBBH departed back to return from whence they came, Ry got introduced to the Albanian SKS, ROMAK-47, M1A, and Springfield Ramrod Bayonet Trapdoor Rifle.

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As the target above indicates, Ry isn't a bad shot (admittedly, most of the holes in the 10 ring, but not all, are the Armorer's demo-shooting - but Ry did credibly well for someone with no experience and a very abbreviated "This is how you do it" session, one that concentrated mainly on "This is how *not* to shoot something you don't want to shoot" which is always a prudent start to things.

You'll notice in that photo above, the Guineas of Argghhh! were not too concerned about stray bullets. Nor, probably, aimed shots, either... owhelk, they were clueless, they're guineas and I've got chunks of pink granite from the glacial drift that overlays this part of Kansas that are smarter than those guineas.

I must admit - Ry *was* tough on some of the infrastructure. That or he was sandbagging me and has better skillz than he admits to!

The Master and Mistress of Argghhh! want to thank everybody - Ry, Jess, Kat, Alex, Major and Andrew - for their assistance this past weekend. We had a great time, and only Ry and I shed blood. But, hey, that's just a guy thing.

I'm pleased to report no chee-tos were found floating in the Spa of Argghhh!

Note to employers: If you want someone who comes to work, who works, and when he's done, comes to ask for more work - you want Ry. Really.

16 Comments

Good taste and discretion only limit my comments to the punch line of the old joke of the farmer being visited by his big city cousin the vertriliquist"Don't be believin tha' sheep lad,she's a fearsome liar"
 
And you, sirrah, don't know your goats from your sheep. Which, in context, is probably a good thing. The new kids (literally) are Angora Goats.
 
Ohhh... those are cute! And so are the goats! ;) Anyhoo...we had lots of fun this weekend (I was instructed to say that). Of course, when I come out with some more time, I will expect a thorough tour of the vault with various natterins on this and that. As I told Ry...chics dig scars.
 
I love your goats! What cuties. I usually am a lurker, but had to comment on the kids! I read your blog frequently, keep it up! Cheers, Leslie
 
I guess the goats ain't for eatin'. Since they are "cute" and special.
 
John's leavin' some stuff out. 1) Weaponry. a) His first shot of the day(with the SKS) was dead center. b) His first shot with the M-14 was dead center c) my technique sux and I was getting very, very lucky since I was having to do geometry I haven't done in my head since 10th grade because I couldn't use the sights properly(damn being left eye dominant) d) John was pretty tolerant of me forgetting to open the bolt each and every time I handed a weapon back to him(I'm an eeeediiiiiuuuut), though I kept the barrel well away from anyone while passing. 2) History lessons are fun. People *pay* good money for that kind of thing, and I got mine mostly for free. 3) Sunburns are *not* fun. 4) Kansas clay is not easy to dig,wet or not, and it sticks to the blades of you tools---makes for really, really, really, muddy boots. 5) If I had the ability I'd do it again(the visit to the Castle that is) 6) I don't recommend the Trebuchet Rides(soft landing my @55!), though the Armorer-provided tour of the Domain is worth the risks involved("Okay, crossing this creek is going to be interesting" -heh.).
 
Jim - Angora's usually aren't raised for meat. They're raised for their wool, which spins into mohair. And they are the preferred material for making beards for Santa, because of the furs's natural curliness.
 
Major gave my new favorite quote: If you can't ride it, eat it or make money off of it, what good is it?
 
If you can't ride it, eat it or make money off of it, what good is it? *resisting. snark. toooooo easy -- it's a trap*
 
And, of course, that is why women rule ;)
 
That is SOOOO cool. Just ignore the green tinge of envy my aura is now emitting. :P
 
"And another gun virgin surrendered his virtue to the Dark Side." I thought I felt a tremor in the force.... At the time, though, I figured it was just Bill removing his thong. *snort* 0>;~}
 
Yes, goats are cute. I hate cute. Cute is good for exactly one thing in this world: as a setup for various forms of wordplay. For example: Beware, O Armorer, for the critters you have just acquired will soon be deploying those adorable fuzzy little faces as weapons in their endless schemes to ... [wait for it] ... get your goat.
 
Wolfie - you're trying too hard, brother.
 
Hey, Kat - I see why you aren't a licensed marriage counselor... d'you *always* leave yer spa-wear dangling from the shower door of married men? ;^ )
 
As long as you didn't try it on, it's all good. :0