Archive Logo.jpg

May 31, 2008

Another empty chair at the table.

Literally, in the case of my Rotary club. I'm at that point in my life where death overshadows life, in that I'm old enough that some of the people I hang out with, well, they wear out, and in my family, at least, the next generation has not yet entered their child-bearing-and-raising stage. Since none of them are yet married, though a couple are, um, "practicing," I'm not complaining. So funerals predominate. Such was the case this week, when fellow Rotarian (and the second of my two mentors-in-Rotary) slipped from "Senior Active" to "Career Completed."

Colors at half-staff at Castle Argghhh!

The colors are at half-staff again, at Castle Argghhh!


Colonel Robert "the Baron" von Schlemmer, 83, of Leavenworth, passed away on Memorial Day, Monday, May 26, 2008. If you're a soldier, not a bad day to die, if the time has come to lay your tools aside.

baronvonschlemmer.jpgThe Baron (as he was called throughout his military career) was born in Long Beach, California in 1925. Baron attended Hollywood High School (how cool is that, eh?) and was drafted into World War II out of Los Angeles City College Art School. He served as a medic, earning a Combat Medical Badge fighting in the Pacific and CBI theaters.

He attended UCLA on the GI Bill and attained the rank of cadet colonel and was a Distinguished Military Graduate in the Army ROTC program there. After school and service in Korea, where he earned a Combat Infantryman's Badge to go with his CMB, he married Joanne Paul in 1951. The von Schlemmers had a pretty classic WWII-generation military career in the Infantry. They served overseas and around the nation a lot - Joanne gave birth to children in Okinawa, Japan; Fort Benning, Georgia; Frankfurt, Germany; and Fort Leavenworth, Kansas.

His career was split between schooling at Fort Benning and Fort Leavenworth, and infantry and intelligence jobs in the US, overseas, and he got stuck at the Pentagon, as most Colonels do. His career included commands in Korea and notably with the Old Guard in Washington, D.C., for President Kennedy. If you've seen the footage of President Kennedy's funeral - you've seen the Baron's work. After more than 30 years service to the nation, he retired from the Army to continue his service in a different vein - to his adopted home of Leavenworth and Fort Leavenworth.

He and Joanne spent years sponsoring officers from around the world who were attending the Command and General Staff College. Sponsorship means they picked up the officers and their families at the airport, helped them get settled and through the bureaucratic maze of getting an identity established in the US - housing, banks, cars, licenses, etc. They sponsored officers from all over the world, especially the Middle East and Northern Africa — a part of the world that Baron loved and whose cultures he greatly respected. Every summer, he taught "American" to the teenage sons and daughters of visiting officers.

Baron was a committed historian and a good teller of the story, serving as the preferred tour guide of the fort and the surrounding area for visiting dignitaries and performed in the “Living Museum” in downtown. He also served this community through work with the Kansas Governor's Board of Tourism and Leavenworth Convention and Visitors Bureau. He recently received the Tourism Ambassador award from the Leavenworth Convention and Visitor's Bureau. Robert was an active Mason with the Scottish Rite, Hancock Lodge. He was dedicated to the Rotary Club of Leavenworth, High 12 Club and the Acacia Fraternity, UCLA Chapter.

Not to worry, the Baron's legacy of service and care has been well-established. He is survived by his wife, Joanne; his daughter, Gretchen of Sonora, Calif.; and his sons, Paul of Ridgecrest, Calif., Kurt of Kansas City, Mo., and Mark of Lawrence, Kan., and their families. He had six grandchildren and recently one great-grandchild - and all those soldiers, US and foreign, who served with him or who were, in a sense, served by him - and he is well-remembered in the community, where he had a real, day-to-day impact, where he lived up to, no, exemplified, the motto of Rotary...

Service above Self.

Rotary meets Wednesdays for lunch at the Riverfront Community Center in Leavenworth. Baron's visitation is at the RCC today.

I'll see ya for lunch today at the Riverfront, one last time, Baron. To say goodbye.

Now is the time at Castle Argghhh! when we dance: In Memoriam for Colonel Robert von Schlemmer.

Update: I'm back from the service, which was actually great fun, to see pictures of the Baron before I knew him. It brought back a lot of memories of "Growing Up Army." Some of you may read this and think to yourself, "Okay, got it - important to you, nice guy, etc - but other than that, so what?"

Well, leaving aside all the other answers, I'll provide this, as a direct answer, especially to those of you who live in the area, or are soldiers.

This. This is a direct impact.

Buffalo Soldier Monument at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, honoring the soldiers of the 9th and 10th Cavalry Regiments.


There was a representative from former General and Secretary of State Colin Powell at the service. Bob von Schlemmer is mentioned more than once in General Powell's book - because while others took the public face of the project... Bob von Schlemmer is one of the key people behind why there is a Buffalo Soldier Monument at Fort Leavenworth - and it would be a far different looking monument if not for his "devil's advocacy" regarding the design. That alone is a lasting legacy worth noting.

Fare thee well, thou good and faithful servant.


Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 31, 2008 | Something for the Soul

MAD Iran: Bloody Apples and Oranges Part II

[Kat - Part II of a two part rebuttal to the rebuttal]

Having opened the door to a Cold War comparison with "Who Dies First?" and the follow up on Rational State v. Mad Mullahs, it is only fair to respond to Ry's rebuttal: Talking to the Dead.

Ry goes on considerably about he cost calculation and, indeed, notes that the deaths in the ensuing 50 years of Cold War were less horrible than another potential world war or nuclear war with the USSR. I would agree. However, I disagree that it is a viable calculation today because it is, in fact, comparing apples to oranges. Insisting, as it were, that the same equation could be used in determining whether an up front war with Iran is more or less costly than a long war of containment and terrorism.

We do not start at the same bottom line with Iran as we did with the USSR. Let's start with the starting number: 72 million.

According to Wikipedia, approximately 42 million military and civilian deaths were directly attributed to the war. Another 6 million Jews in the holocaust and 25 million who died from famine or disease as an indirect result.

Yes, the few million people who died in the ensuing years does seem like a bargain compared to the possibilities of another large scale war that was later overshadowed by the potential for a nuclear holocaust. No one denies that. But, we shouldn't overlook the fact that people did die during those years due to the conflict and that many still suffer the consequences today.

Nor should we overlook the fact that we are not starting at the same point in this discussion. The same number of people have not died in the lead up to this discussion or a possible war and contrary to some 90 day rule from nuclear energy to nuclear warhead, there is no such indication that Iran has or will be capable of a nuclear warhead in the next 90 days or even 90 days after war might begin.

In WWII/Cold War money, we have not spent nearly as much. Nor have we suffered the same sort of military casualties. And, as Ry mentioned, we have not mobilized anywhere near the capacity we could for war (ie, manufacturing, recruiting, etc). Not that it would be easy or popular today, but it is always about whether the cause or cost is too significant to disregard.

Still, let us talk about death calculations because it is obviously a necessary calculation. So, how many have died to date as Iran has sought to spread its revolution and political power over the region or further? How many will die in the ensuing years of containment without nuclear weapons in Iran's hands? How many more die in an escalated ideological, imperial Iranian drive with a nuclear weapon? How many are at risk or could die in nuclear strikes, even minimal, should the "rational state" calculation turn out to be wrong?

How many die during a military intervention or outright invasion?

It's possible and probable that upwards of a million people could die in Iran in a direct conflict. Maybe more.

Does that calculation equal, in anyway, on the same grand scale, as the calculation that was made at the beginning of the Cold War? Or, even, a historical evaluation of those events being "worth it"?

Apples and Oranges.

If we want to count up the dead, we might keep our eye on what happens when Iran actually does control 1/3 of all oil in the ME with a nuclear weapon. How many people die when fuel does run short? When prices are either driven up by Iranian demands to reduce production in OPEC? Or, simply by the even greater escalating price due to the fear of extracting or exporting oil under the umbrella of a nuclear Iran?

The repercussions go beyond the US, the EU or the ME and branch out into countries around the world since energy will be diminished, food, medicine, clothing and shelter will rise dramatically. More than they are today.

How many millions have to die for the second Cold War to be considered a complete disaster compared to direct war?

May 30, 2008

H&I* Fires, 30 MAY 2008

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

********************************

Teamkillers - it's always the retard with the flamethrower.

'Nuff said. H/t, Jim D. -the Armorer

********************************

Remember this?
There was every indication that things were headed down a familiar path. It's all not entirely out of the woods, but yesterday she saw the proof: miracles still happen.

********************************

A Major's Perspective - Three Days in November Part II - Kat
********************

McCain Trusted More on the economy and Iraq. You think? And people don't like tax hikes and that a McCain presidency would lead to victory in Iraq though there is a small majority (52%) of Americans who, paradoxically, believe its more important to bring the troops home than win the war.

I wonder what order they asked the questions in? Because, if you can get victory, why would you leave? The question we keep booting around here. -Kat

Man. I can't pass this title up either: Senate’s Allure Drew McCain From Military

Sounds kind a' tawdry, don't it?
*****************************************
Too lazy to do a real IPB this week, so I’ll stick these in here.
The Head Prankster at Abu Muqawama exits the scene, gracefully. Dude, you’ll be missed. Smart @55.
--
Trying to keep up on the StratComms tip with MountainRunner: Propaganda in now officially hip.
--ry

*********************************

Today, in the comments to the 'bullets' post, I made a passing reference to "Blazing Saddles."

Then, checking email, I find this: Harvey Korman died yesterday. I always liked Mr. Korman as an actor. SWWBO and I got to see him and Tim Conway doing their act at the Silver Legacy in Reno, and it was worth twice the price of admission. As Mel Brooks told the AP:

"A world without Harvey Korman -- it's a more serious world," Brooks told the AP on Thursday. "It was very dangerous for me to work with him because if our eyes met we'd crash to floor in comic ecstasy. It was comedy heaven to make Harvey Korman laugh."

Mr. Korman served in the Navy, so, "Fair winds and following sea, sailor."

Now is the time at Castle Argghhh! when we dance: In Memoriam, for Harvey Korman. -the Armorer

*********************************

This came to me with the tag of "Another tempest in a teapot". Perhaps. But it still works at cross-purposes to what the US is trying to accomplish in Iraq. -the Armorer

**********************************

If we bitter, clingy wingnuts manage to elect Senator McCain to the Presidency, Susan Sarandon may have to move to Italy or Canada. Hmmmmmmmmm. M'kay. This is to inspire me to vote for Senators Obama and Clinton exactly how? -the Armorer

**********************************

Hmmmm. The Denizennes like chocolate. I wonder how much? A disgusted H/t to JimC, who clearly needs more work. -the Armorer

**********************************

I'll try again: marine suspended for handing out gospel coins.

Oh..and I liked this one:

Those young men and women, serving a government without the guts to even talk about a draft, are essentially indentured servants. Worse. At least indentured servants knew when their obligation would be over
-Kat

Wait...more failure and defeat in Iraq.

Er...there never was such a thing as politically correct war.

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on May 30, 2008 | General Commentary

Speaking of bullets...

(which I did, yesterday)...and the supply nightmares associated with... what with the doom and gloom of Wolfwalker, Canoneer #4, Kevin, et.al., regarding the pending collapse of the Republic, and the fear by El Borak, Terry and others of the overall collapse of civilization, a fair number have expressed the desire to retreat to the Castle, break open the Arms Room, and fort up.

Oddly enough, I'm not quite that down about things, but it never hurts to be prepared. There is a problem, however.

The Castle Arsenal is not an Armory. It has many weapons, to be sure... but it has many calibers, too.

Some of the Calibers of Argghhh!

And there are at least 6 calibers not therein represented. So, you're going to have to put in orders for which weapon you want issued to you - and then you're going to have to BYOBullets. I suggest you get your reservations in fast - the 7.62 NATO, 7.63x39, 7.62x54, .303, 30-06, and 5.56 weapons will go fast. If you need some help checking out the available calibers - click here.

Who's going to carry a flintlock? And somebody is going to get stuck with the muff gun, the Webley .25ACP.

Oh. The two rounds at the extreme right - those are a 60mm and 81mm mortar cartridge, not shotgun cartridges. I just realized I left out the 12 gauge riot gun cartridge... No, don't ask. The M97 is spoken for. SWWBO has it.

Update: Since Argent asked in the comments, "What's the fluffy thing..." I thought a little larger pic was in order. AW1 Tim adequately explained what it is - a .57caliber paper cartridge - but here's a picture. Argent: On top = fluffy. On the bottom = paper cartridge.

Civil War era paper cartridge for .57 caliber weapons.

Simply put, you took paper, sufficient to hold the bullet and powder charge, and laid it on a flat surface. Put your bullet on it (to the left in the shot), and the powder behind it. Wrap up the paper and tie it off. In action, rather than up-end your musket, grab your powder flask, measure in the powder, drop your flask (on a sling, of course) reach into your box and get a bullet, etc, you grabbed a cartridge, bit off the end, poured the powder down the barrel and then stuffed the bullet, paper and all, into the muzzle and rammed her home, the paper acting as a wad. Made things simpler and faster - always good to simplify when you are going to ask people to do it under great stress.

And you really don't want to be the person getting the Webley. It's *small*.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 30, 2008 | Ammunition

MAD Iran: Bloody Apples and Oranges Part I

[Kat - Part I of a two part rebuttal to the rebuttal]

Having opened the door to a Cold War comparison with "Who Dies First?" and the follow up on Rational State v. Mad Mullahs, it is only fair to respond to Ry's rebuttal: Talking to the Dead.

I'll start with a note that the dead are, indeed, dead and, if they could speak at all, might simply voice the opinion that they would have liked to have lived.

There are certain calculations in war and peace that do, in fact, force us to decide what exactly we can live with as a cost for either. But, in order to make those calculations, we need to understand the starting point. Possibly, even agree on it. That starting point must begin with at least one fact: Iran does not have a nuclear weapon - yet.

[continued in flash traffic]

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Kat on May 30, 2008 | GWOT Whatever it is...

May 29, 2008

H&I* Fires, 29 MAY 2008

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

********************************

A serving Canadian officer publicly spanks an American deserter and all those morally bereft cretins who would support him up here north of the 49th. - Damian

********************************
From the email box this afternoon:

I am not a *demagogue*.

I am a *demigod*.

Spelling counts.

Heh.


Three guesses as to which of the deployed Argghhh! correspondents this came from.
--ry
*****************************************

Kat in GA [Not to be confuse with our own Denizen Kat] is in need of some help.

Good morning, everyone! Just wanted to drop you a note to update you on the status of our Operation Love From Home 2008 4th of July card drive for the troops. Sadly, we are still far, far short of our 5,000-card goal... we have in our possession slightly less than 1,500 cards. We've extended the deadline until JUNE 14, 2008. Please do all you can to help get the word out, and send in a card or two! :) Every single card/letter helps tremendously, and truly makes a very real difference! An empty P.O. Box means less 4th of July Thank You cards & letters going to our troops. :-(

So what is "Operation Love From Home?" - 4TH OF JULY CARD DRIVE FOR DEPLOYED TROOPS

The Mission: To collect at least 5,000 "thank you" cards for troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan. The majority of the cards collected will go to a unit currently stationed in an extremely harsh and remote area of Afghanistan.

The Reason: Being away from home and living in harsh conditions with combat & constant danger is difficult ~ our troops need to know we have not forgotten them!!! Mail from home helps to keep our troops' morale strong, making a very real difference in their lives. It keeps them motivated and focused when they know we care about them!

The Address: Send your signed, unsealed thank-you cards to the following address:

Mrs. Kathy Orr OPERATION: LOVE FROM HOME P.O. Box 1660 Loganville, Georgia, 30052


ALL CARDS MUST BE RECEIVED NO LATER THAN SATURDAY, JUNE 14, 2008.

The Guidelines:

The cards can be handmade or store-bought (letters are just fine, too). This is a great opportunity to get your Scout troop, school, church and other civic organizations involved in doing something to show support for our troops.
Please do not write the date on your cards
Please, no glitter on the cards. Because of the intended destination of the cards, nothing "shiny" should be sent for safety & security reasons.

For those of you that have been deployed you can attest to the power that receiving mail from home can do for one's moral, it really does mean a lot to them to receive mail.

David M

*****************************************

Uh-oh. Princess Crabby is going to have connipitions....

General Officer Announcement


Secretary of Defense Robert M. Gates announced today that the President has nominated Army Maj. Gen. Ricky Lynch for appointment to the rank of lieutenant general and assignment as commanding general, III Corps and Fort Hood, Fort Hood, Texas. He is currently serving as commanding general, 3d Infantry Division (Mechanized)/Multi-National Division - Center, Operation Iraqi Freedom, Iraq.

-the Armorer
*********************************

For thith to make thenth, you have to read Bill'th commenths. Thpeaking of thongths, Bill - I think Catthie's okay with the thong thing. -the Armorer

*********************************

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on May 29, 2008 | General Commentary

Talking of the dead: a rebuttal

It seems silly to pretend this isn't a shot across my bow, so to speak, so I won't. No, sorry, but I’m not buying this fallacy by emotional plea to the audience argument. And here are the reasons why.

A) Misunderstanding The Cold War

The Cold War, despite the loss of thousands (which is better than 100k increments if you ask me) in the places where proxy wars occurred, did cause one side to be unable to reach its goal. It (oh gawd I hate cribbing from Dan) off-loaded the conflict from one of direct violent confrontation to one of economic, political, and military confrontation, with a resulting lower body count over the same period of time. Fewer broken bodies along the way to victory (sort of like how we study Network Centric and Effects Based Ops to limit the number of bodies necessary to win) how is that a bad deal? Oh, well, I guess it's just manlier to take one's grief in mega-loads all at once, to chug it all beer-like.

Of course one has to remember that the WHOLE POINT of fighting the Cold War as it was fought was one of costs. It wasn’t about changing goals or ends, but of means. No change in the manner in which one fights is ever about taking away an opponent’s goals so much as finding better and cheaper ways of denying the enemy his goals or bending him to your political will (all Clausewitz-like). As much as I dislike George Kennan for becoming an anti-nuclear advocate he was 100% right that we had to change the means in which we thought to pursue our ends or the death counts would be beyond imagination and tolerance of any moral individual. Having so much of Europe emulate the wasteland that the Eastern Front was at the end of WW2 was exactly what he thought would be the result of WW3, and for good reason. Look what came of it with the industrially and economically hobbled Nazis, and now you’re going to talk about the two strongest economies and industrial bases at war’s end going at it. No, this is a twisting of the Cold War in a gratuitous manner. It ignores the issue of scale.

Let’s just skip straight to Party Time, and not even consider other alternatives because, well, people will die if we don’t. As if just as many, maybe more, people won’t also die if we just barrel on ahead with the assumption that the only way ahead is masjor military intervention. Let’s not even consider that there were three options available to us at any point in the Cold War, just as there are, at least, three facing us now, and that we constantly chose the one with the greatest chance of real success and the lowest body count during the CW while we have the possibility of doing the same with Iran in the present. I’m not saying which one that is, so much as saying it is fundamentally necessary to look and evaluate potential pathways before we commit to anything.

We had three major pathways in the Cold War available to us. We could’ve gone the Students for a Democratic Society collaborationist route, which would’ve turned us into communists ourselves, and unleashed a death orgy like we’ve seen in Mao’s Great Leap, Stalin’s Purges, and during Tet at the city of Hue. We could’ve gone with Roll Back, glowed in the dark, and watched humanity be supplanted by the cockroaches, but felt good about ourselves as we died (or while we watched hundreds of millions of others die) because, well, if we didn’t people would die. Which is a weird twist of logic employed here. Instead, we took the path that hurt, called Containment, which got us where we are now vis-à-vis the Soviet Union: we’re here, they’re not, and the path is not littered with as many bodies as it would have with either other alternative. But, nope, despite there being other alternatives available here (at least in potential and worth examining before we say, “Johnnie, get your gun, the commies are in our hemisphere today.”). It’s a pure binary set-up. One orgy of death or another and you have to pick either vanilla or chocolate in some people’s minds apparently. This isn’t ‘nuance’ here; we’re talking about deciding how many people die and why they die here. That’s not nuance.
(more below the fold)

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Ryan on May 29, 2008 | GWOT Whatever it is... | General Commentary

On bullets.

US uses bullets ill-suited for new ways of war.

Such was the headline that caught my attention over the weekend.

The article discussses the drawbacks to the M855 round for the M16/M4, which was designed (shudder, oh no!) for killing the masses of Cylons, er, body-armored Warsaw Pact troops back in the day. And clearly, it isn't suited for modern conditions. The AP conducted some interviews and says so. You can read it right here.

The smaller, steel-penetrating M855 rounds continue to be a weak spot in the American arsenal. They are not lethal enough to bring down an enemy decisively, and that puts troops at risk, according to Associated Press interviews.

Such as the interview with Sergeant Joe Higgins:

As Sgt. Joe Higgins patrolled the streets of Saba al-Bor, a tough town north of Baghdad, he was armed with bullets that had a lot more firepower than those of his 4th Infantry Division buddies. As an Army sniper, Higgins was one of the select few toting an M14. The long-barreled rifle, an imposing weapon built for wars long past, spits out bullets larger and more deadly than the rounds that fit into the M4 carbines and M16 rifles that most soldiers carry.

"Having a heavy cartridge in an urban environment like that was definitely a good choice," says Higgins, who did two tours in Iraq and left the service last year. "It just has more stopping power."

Gag me. "Spits out bullets" Faugh. And then conflating "firepower" with "stopping power" as if the terms are interchangeable. The author has a tight grasp of hackneyed phrases. He should let go.

Now, me, I'm a *fan* of the M14. Bar none, my favorite US service rifle. I *like* the 7.62 NATO round it shoots, too. My M1A (civilian equivalent of the M14) is, bar none, my favorite shooter in the Arms Room of Argghhh!. Of all the 7.62 NATO rifles I've carried and fired, I still like the M14. Better than the FAL/L1A1. Better than the CETME. Better than the H&K G3. Tied with the Beretta BM59. Which isn't surprising, given the BM59 and M14 spring from the same heritage. But I also know that I was a big strong fella and humping the rifle and ammo wasn't the drag on me it can be on feathermerchants.

But I admit, while not a fan of the M16 particularly, I *did* like the amount of ammunition I could carry for it. And it was a fine shooter. And I *like* SWWBO's M4-clone. That rifle points extremely well for me, and is a good shooter. But I'd still rather carry an M14. Well, for city fighting, I might well prefer the Springfield Armory M1A SOCOM rifle - if the wound ballistics are still good from that short barrel, it would certainly be handier in close-quarter combat than the M14. Heh. Wonder if I could score one for a review? Prolly not. Booksellers will give books to blogs, but I'm not enough of a gunblogger to score a rifle, I'm thinking...

Do note the premise of the article - and then consider this factoid they snuck in...

In 2006, the Army asked a private research organization to survey 2,600 soldiers who had served in Iraq and Afghanistan. Nearly one-fifth of those who used the M4 and M16 rifles wanted larger caliber bullets.
Emphasis mine.

Meaning, um, 80% didn't express that opinion. Heh. In politics, that's a landslide. If you want to do a little poking at DoD and the Administration, one-fifth apparently represents the sum of expert opinion I suppose. And you'd be surprised how many of that one-fifth included Fobbits who rarely leave the wire but have fully tricked-out rifles.

The last bit in the article hits the nail on the head:

The arguments over larger calibers, Radcliffe says, are normal in military circles where emotions over guns and bullets can run high.

"One of the things I've discovered in guns is that damned near everyone is an expert," he says. "And they all have opinions."

The rest of the article (which, if you are interested in the subject, you should read in its entirety)
runs through the usual discussions of bullets, rifles, marksmanship, and legal issues, etc., that have dogged military rifle/ammunition choices since mankind started using projectile weapons.

And emotions on the subject always run high. Me? I'm not fighting in this war - that has to be my first caveat, I admit I am looking at this from a remove of relative safety. But I don't see a compelling need to shift to a new rifle or new ammunition in the midst of the war, needlessly complicating the supply and procurement issues. SOCOM, with essentially it's own, and much smaller, infrastructure is suited to changing horses in mid-stream. When you talk the rest of the Army, and toss in the Marines, you have complex problems to manage within the defense industrial base and DoD logistics. And then the whines when units go into the box with the "new and improved" rifles/ammunition vice the ones that don't have 'em. And DoD will get hammered either way - because it will either be a better rifle and the ones with old rifles are being discriminated against and put at a disadvantage - or it will have teething problems and the services will be playing contractor favoritism and putting troops lives at risk.

Oh wait, that's already happening. And does anyone remember the fiasco of fielding the M16 in the middle of a war?

For my money, the Infantry needs a new rifle. In that, I'm with the Generals, don't just tweak the current rifle, go ahead and try to get to the next generation. But - I wasn't with the Generals when they were trying to make the next generation rifle the equivalent of a Heinleinian Mobile Infantry weapon.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 29, 2008 | GWOT Whatever it is... | Ammunition

Three Days in November

[Kat]

I've been promising to hook up this new blogger with a link and today seems like a great day to do it. Plus, you know, he's a major and we are very fond of majors around here.

Most milbloggers know Colby Buzzel out of a Stryker company in Mosul. He wrote the book "My War". Well, I don't know if the Major was in the same Stryker Co, but he was up in Mosul at about the same time as Buzzel and at the time that Yon was up their reporting on Duece-Four - The Punishers in Gates of Fire.

Before Gates of Fire, there were Three Days in November

We had been on the ground in Tall Afar for approximately 48 hours when we received orders to move to the west side of Mosul and station out of Forward Operating Base Marez. Two days after receiving these orders we were on the road heading for Mosul. The company had completed a replacement in place with our outgoing counterparts in just under 72 hours, a feat in itself to be proud of, but we had not heard our first shot fired in anger yet. That was about to change.[snip]

On the morning of November 8th that changed. We had received orders to escort a humanitarian assistance convoy of back packs and school supplies for the local schools to an area that we had just completed a cordon and search the day before. We suspected that it was a hot bed of insurgent activity but hadn't been able to pin anything down. Luckily we brought three platoons with us on this mission. Thirty minutes after departing the FOB we made first contact. The enemy forces had set a detailed complex ambush within Yarmouk Traffic Circle. They had heavy and light machine guns, rocket propelled grenades, car bombs, IED's, and small arms all trained on the kill zone. The company courageously fought through it, and safeguarded the supplies in cargo trucks back to the FOB. No casualties, nothing lost. November 8th had been a draw, November 9th was our turn..

Check out Majors Perspective. He's currently doing time up at the Ft Leavenworth.

My name is Major Bryan Carroll. I'm a United States Army Infantry Major currently attending the Command and General Staff College at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. This is the United States Army's equivalent of going to a Masters Degree program at a civilian university. I have served a tour of duty in Iraq as a Stryker Rifle Company Commander, and a tour in Afghanistan as an advisor to the Afghan National Army.

Lt Nixon said LTG Caldwell gave his blessing on blogging. I think it was more like, "Blog! That's an order!"

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Kat on May 29, 2008 | Global War on Terror (GWOT)

MAD Iran: Rational State or Mad Mullahs?

[Kat]

I had a lovely long post to split into a series re: Iran, As something important came up that I needed to prepare for, I'll let Amir Taheri speak to some of my other thoughts on the subject. Mainly, another question that we keep batting around like the head of a sheep at a Middle East game of "polo": Is Iran a Rational State or do the Mad Mullahs insist on irrational acts?

Amir Taheri says exactly what I think: Iran is a rational state with the usual needs of a nation guided by crazy men on a mission..

The reason is that Iran is gripped by a typical crisis of identity that afflicts most nations that pass through a revolutionary experience. The Islamic Republic does not know how to behave: as a nation-state, or as the embodiment of a revolution with universal messianic pretensions. Is it a country or a cause?

A nation-state wants concrete things such as demarcated borders, markets, access to natural resources, security, influence, and, of course, stability – all things that could be negotiated with other nation-states. A revolution, on the other hand, doesn't want anything in particular because it wants everything.

It's an excellent read. Taheri asks a good question:

So, how should one deal with a regime of this nature? The challenge for the U.S. and the world is finding a way to help Iran absorb its revolutionary experience, stop being a cause, and re-emerge as a nation-state.

The answer is simple, though execution seems to be in question:

Mr. Obama wavers back and forth over whether he will talk directly to Mr. Ahmadinejad or some other representative of the Islamic Republic, including the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Moreover, he does not make it clear which of the two Irans – the nation-state or the revolutionary cause – he wishes to "engage." A misstep could legitimize the Khomeinist system and help it crush Iranians' hope of return as a nation-state.

The Islamic Republic might welcome unconditional talks, but only if the U.S. signals readiness for unconditional surrender. Talk about talking to Iran and engaging Mr. Ahmadinejad cannot hide the fact that, three decades after Khomeinist thugs raided the U.S. Embassy in Tehran, America does not understand what is really happening in Iran.

There you have it. The problem with engaging Iran and "learning to live" with a nuclear Iran. It's a bi-polar state. Unfortunately, the "Islamic Republic" "cause" wishes to do more than improve its military, political and economic power in the region; something that is still a challenge to regional stability. The "cause" seeks to dominate globally and ideologically with the eternal revolution.

And, it has had and still has the reins of state.

So, which one will have its finger on the button?

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Kat on May 29, 2008 | GWOT Whatever it is...

May 28, 2008

H&I* Fires, 28 MAY 2008

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

********************************

Simply one of the best "in-the-box" bloggers, Lieutenant G of Kaboomwar Journal:

The Bon Jovi IED O Dark Thirty. Memorial Day weekend, not that any of us were really aware of that at the time. Patrolling up and down Route Daytona, the highway stretch that serves as the logistical spinal column for the massive American body draped across this part of Iraq.

"Gravedigger 1, this is X-Ray." My entire vehicle groaned along with me.
Radio calls at this time of night rarely bring good news.

I responded and waited for the details for the latest goat symphony we needed to conduct. "Roger ... move south, to Checkpoint AL5. There's a convoy that has come to a halt on the far side of that checkpoint ... claims they see a box with some wires coming out of it. They need someone to check it out."

H/t, JimC. -the Armorer

*******************************

Sen. Inhofe visiting NLOS-C with Gen. Casey<br />
Photo by U.S. Army</p>

<p>May 23, 2008 </p>

<p>Chief of Staff of the Army Gen. George W. Casey traveled to Minneapolis for rollout of the first Non-Line-of-Sight (NLOS) Cannon prototype at the headquarters and central engineering site of BAE Systems. U.S. Senator Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.) accompanied Gen. Casey to the event, where they toured the BAE Armaments Systems facility and participated in a press conference. In front of the NLOS-C after its first operational test and public appearance, from left to right, Lt. Col. Robert McVay, Brig. Gen. David Ogg, Sen. Jim Inhofe, Gen. George Casey, and Col. Bryan McVeigh.

Sen. Inhofe visiting NLOS-C with Gen. Casey Photo by U.S. Army May 23, 2008

Chief of Staff of the Army Gen. George W. Casey traveled to Minneapolis for rollout of the first Non-Line-of-Sight (NLOS) Cannon prototype at the headquarters and central engineering site of BAE Systems. U.S. Senator Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.) accompanied Gen. Casey to the event, where they toured the BAE Armaments Systems facility and participated in a press conference. In front of the NLOS-C after its first operational test and public appearance, from left to right, Lt. Col. Robert McVay, Brig. Gen. David Ogg, Sen. Jim Inhofe, Gen. George Casey, and Col. Bryan McVeigh.

Heh. Isn't that thing taller than a Paladin? And that oh-so-contrived "Lookit us, we're thinking outside the box!" name... NLOS-C. Heh. Gad, they've spoiled the lines of my beloved artillery, managing to make the guns... *spugly*.

Sigh. -the Armorer

**********************************
The fight over the F-22 continues.
--ry
*********************************

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on May 28, 2008 | General Commentary

Why We Lost the War

[Kat]

Cause I can't resist goading some folks who come to visit and still insist that we should be leaving Iraq due to the disastrous prosecution of the war, NEWS FLASH:

Al Qaeda Discusses Losing Iraq

Al Qaeda web sites are making a lot of noise about "why we lost in Iraq." Western intelligence agencies are fascinated by the statistics being posted in several of these Arab language sites. Not the kind of stuff you read about in the Western media. According to al Qaeda, their collapse in Iraq was steep and catastrophic

Like I've been saying, we aren't going to see a surrender signing moment on the USS Missouri to punctuate the end of war.

Come to think of it, it more closely reflects Doenitz announcing Germany's surrender via radio circa 1945. Of course, he was kind enough to punctuate that announcement a few days later with a formal surrender ceremony.

I don't think we're going to get that. This announcement is the best we're going to get, I think, unless someone can scare up Abu al Masri.

Now, I'll take a few moments to remember those who made it happen, who sacrificed life and limb, American, Allies and Iraqis.


That done, I have to ask if there has ever been a precedent in history where the victors tried to surrender after the enemy had already surrendered?

Mr. Obama? Jason? Anybody?

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Kat on May 28, 2008 | Global War on Terror (GWOT)

A rational response.

We live in an oil patch. We are literally surrounded by wells. This is in northeastern Kansas, not someplace most people think of when they think of oil patch.

Gnoshing contentedly at Castle Argghhh!

So, oil is up to $130 a barrel. Most of that price hike is caused by supply concerns. Not that there isn't plenty of oil in untapped reserves (leave aside the varying predictions of when the supply will be exhausted or the claims of the guy who says it might be almost inexhaustable...) but therein lies the rub.

Untapped.

Not because we don't want to, but because we can't.

Not because we don't have the tech, but because we won't let ourselves.

Because, well, Greenies and the Congress (both parties, over time) don't want us to. For varying motives.

Well, you see high gas prices. My neighbor sees... opportunity. And he's loyally trying to do what he can to help you all out.

He's drilling wells on his property. That would be the property that abuts ours.

He's got two in, two dry holes, and one drilling. Mind you, there've been no 'gushers' - no oil has yet shown up as an oily sheen in the creek that runs between us and then across my pasture and along the cliff, before heading off to Stranger Creek, the Kaw, and then the Missouri.

From the size of his horseheads, I'm guessing three barrels a day. Two wells is 6 barrels, assume (really dangerous in the volatile market) an *average* wellhead price of $100 for the year (also a swag at accounting for production and storage costs) - he'll gross $219K for a year.

Not bad for doing nothing more than just paying the electricity bill for the two horseheads bobbing up and down, up and down.

A rational response.  Drill.

Just look at that despoiled and distressed landscape. Horsehead on the left (not yet in place on the well) and that blue thing on the right... is the drill rig, just despoiling the view. Not.

It *is* noisy, however.

I own the mineral rights. I'm waiting for $200 a barrel. Alternatively, I could invade.

Wait. That didn't work out so well for Saddam. Well, except for the whole "Oil for Food" scam he ran with the UN. Hmmmmmm.

And before we waste bandwidth on it - yes, I know arctic tundra and permafrost areas are far more sensitive than flyover country occupied by bitter, clingy people who probably deserve what happens to them as despoilers of the land. Heh. I appreciate my land a lot more than any city dwelling enviro who visits unpaved dirt on weekends and two weeks a year, I assure you.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 28, 2008 | Politics

Catching wild pigs.

This is for Wolfwalker, et.al., who see the demise of the Republic just over the horizon.

Catching Wild Pigs A chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.. While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut! In this 'very important' election year, listen closely to what the candidates are promising you. Just maybe you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America.

'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson

H/t, JimC.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 28, 2008 | Politics

MAD Iran: Who Dies First?

[Kat]

There is a question that keeps being asked that, to me, is asking the wrong questions and getting the wrong answers. The question is, can we live with a nuclear Iran?

The real question that should be asked, isn't whether we can live with it, but who are we going to let die?

We have never learned the right lessons from the Cold War. In fact, calling it the "Cold War" is probably the worst thing we ever did. It wasn't really "cold". Millions of people died as a direct and indirect result of this conflict.

What did Nuclear MAD do during the Cold War? It didn't stop war. It simply kept the US and the USSR from exchanging nuclear ICBMs and, possibly, invading each other's country. That is important, but it didn't keep either country from continuing to reach its stated objectives or from seeking ways to diminish or destroy their opponent. It simply changed the strategies and the venues of actual war.

Iran is a beneficiary of those years. It certainly learned important lessons about how to conduct war without being directly involved or held accountable for their actions. Both the United States and the USSR funded political coups and supported guerrillas or, inversely, supported state governments against guerrillas in order to counter the influence and power of the other within a region. The end objective being to reduce political power of the opponent and gain economic power through those relations.

Iran has been doing that for three decades by funding Hezbollah, Hamas and various terrorist organizations and activities through out the region as well as occasional activities across the globe. Including currently funding Shia insurgents in Iraq, al Qaeda elements, Taliban and various other organizations in the last two decades that have directly attacked US citizens or US forces. Thousands of people have died as a result of their activities.

Now, imagine a nuclear Iran. Today, Iran does have to contend with the question of whether they will suffer military intervention if any of their actions or those of their proxies are deemed too egregious. In fact, one can consider their more recent actions to be a test of how far they can go without reaping the consequences.

Under a nuclear Iran, the type of activities that they could support without seeing direct consequences would increase ten fold and so would the number of people who would die due to these actions. When Iran has a nuclear bomb, who is going to stop them? Their actions would then have to be extremely horrific and direct state to state against the United States and/or one of its allies in order for some sort of action to be considered against it.

They'd have much more room to grow their extra-national activities. A lot of people are going to die.

So, my question to all those who want to consider whether we can live with a nuclear Iran:

Who are we going to let die while we learn to live with it?

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Kat on May 28, 2008 | Global War on Terror (GWOT)

May 27, 2008

H&I* Fires, 27 MAY 2008

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

********************************
Well, for the last eight years, we've been subjected to comedy routines and books about President Bush's malapropisms and occasional mushmouth. Looks like, if Senator Obama convinces the electorate of his Presidential Gravitas, the comics will have just as much fun, if in a slightly different way.

No doubt the Rethuglican Attack Machine (sekritly directed by Karl Rove) will be watching for more dead people voting this upcoming election. Heh. Nothing like an Chicago politician and dead people... but this man has Powerz! He's raising zombies in New Mexico, too. Oh, by the way, Senator - Memorial Day is for the dead... it's Veteran's Day for the living. Not that it didn't stop the whole lot of you from politicizing the fargin' holiday. Faugh. -the Armorer

*********************************
I know someone is going to blast me, messily and angrily, for disagreeing on this. It isn’t good sportsmanship at all. It’s stupid and the rewarding cheaters (who can say cheaters never win, eh, if this is what now constitutes good sportsmanship?).

Sorry, stepping out of bounds to get around someone who had boxed you in because you made bad tactical mistakes in your race does not mean you won. Actually, you lose when you do that. Just like takedowns outside the circle in wrestling don’t count and touchdowns where you run part of the way out of bounds to avoid getting your clock cleaned get called back. I can’t believe this was even appealed. She lost even though she was the stronger runner, and rightly so. She got frustrated, cheated to overcome someone else’s brilliant gamesmanship (or fell prey to the random vagaries of the race or even paid the price for being a drafter during the race.) and got caught. Giving her the medal isn’t good sportsmanship. It’s stupid.

Don’t turn silliness into sportsmanship, please. It’s hard enough teaching the young ones how to play by the rules without having moving goal posts to contend with as it is.
--ry
*************************************

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on May 27, 2008 | General Commentary

Turning Our Backs on the Gold Star Families [David M]

Most of America just doesn’t get it.

In point of fact, only a select few know what it’s really about.

To most of America, Memorial Day is the beginning of summer, the start of vacations and days at the pool, of sales and parties and friends all together to kick off the biggest party of the year…summer. A time when backyard parties occur for no reason other than everyone was available, the beer is cold and the sun still shines on warm summer evenings, but to some families Memorial Day still holds true to its original intent, a day set aside to honor their loved ones - who fell in combat.

Have we ever considered what a slap in the face it is on Memorial Day to the families of those whom gave the ultimate sacrifice? To see consumerism run amuck, sales and discounts and an extra 10% to active duty military when their loved one couldn’t take advantage of any discount even if they wanted to - because their loved one is dead. Yes dead, I said it, the word that scares so many people.

Dead.

“We regret to inform you that…”

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on May 27, 2008 | Citizenship

DD FORM 2807-2, Fact or Fiction?

Observations by Denizen Boquisucio:

Interesting little piece of literary oeouvre is the DD FORM 2807-2, MAR 2007. Though the provenance of its authorship is not wholly known, its raison d’être is plainly clear. This is a blunt tool by which The Military Entrance Procession Command’s Medical Section (MEPS), pre-screens any prospective individual applying for service in the Armed Forces for any medical reason that may cause him/her to flunk out of Basic Training. Thus, in flowing bureaucratic prose, it compels any prospective military wannabe to fess-up all and any preexisting medical sins.

To continue - click the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry!

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on May 27, 2008 | Observations on things Military

Unity of command... speaking with one voice, not.

SMA Kicks Off 'All-American Week' Photo by Sgt. Jacqueline M. Pryor May 20, 2008 </p>

<p>The 82nd Airborne Division Commander, Maj. Gen. David Rodriguez and Sgt. Maj. of the Army Kenneth O. Preston lead the 82nd up and down Longstreet Road on Fort Bragg, N.C., during a division run, which kicked off All-American Week, Monday. This marks the Division's first All-American week since 2006 because all but one brigade combat team was deployed in support of Operations Iraqi and Enduring Freedom last year.

SMA Kicks Off 'All-American Week' Photo by Sgt. Jacqueline M. Pryor May 20, 2008

The 82nd Airborne Division Commander, Maj. Gen. David Rodriguez and Sgt. Maj. of the Army Kenneth O. Preston lead the 82nd up and down Longstreet Road on Fort Bragg, N.C., during a division run, which kicked off All-American Week, Monday. This marks the Division's first All-American week since 2006 because all but one brigade combat team was deployed in support of Operations Iraqi and Enduring Freedom last year.

SMA means "Sergeant Major of the Army," the Army's senior enlisted soldier.

Seeing this photo brought to mind these quotes:

Please see The Times of February 4. Is it really true that a seven-mile cross-country run is enforced upon all in this division, from generals to privates? ...It looks to me rather excessive. A colonel or general ought not to exhaust himself in trying to compete with young boys running across country seven miles at a time. The duty of officers is no doubt to keep themselves fit, but still more to think for their men, and to take decisions affecting their safety or comfort. Who is the general of this division, and does he run the seven miles himself? If so, he may be more useful for football than war... In my experience based on many years' observation, officers with high athletic qualifications are not usually successful in the highest ranks.

-Winston Churchill, February 4, 1941 inquiry to the Secretary of State for War

Heh.

I then said, that if he was thinking of dying it would be better to do it now, as he could be replaced easily and smoothly: It is always a nuisance if officers die when the battle starts and things are inclined to be hectic. His state of health was clearly not very good, and I preferred him to do the run and die.

-Field Marshal Montgomery, to an overweight officer who said he would die if forced to run seven miles in training.

Montgomery won. The secret, of course, is to control the pace of the run yourself. I will admit, in the 80's and 90's, at least, we did have some senior officers who did their level best to prove to all the youngsters they could run them into the ground, and crucified those in their command who could run just fine according to the standards, but couldn't keep up with the pencil-necked, sunken-chested running geek of a general.

Heh. One of the things that drove my retirement (among others) was the fact that my infirmities were rapidly making it impossible for me to be able to meet the minimum standards in the run (by then, the walk, actually). I could still max sit-ups and push-ups, but, ya just don't do much wrestling in combat, vice the whole fire and maneuver thing. Well, that and the whole looking like Colonel Blimp thing.


Update: Buddy and former Marine Security Guard (the Embassy ones, not some yokel at your local marina) sends this, which he swears by:

Heh, this brings to mind a conversation I overheard at one of our Marine Corps Balls. As usual, we had military liaison guests from the other Allied Embassies present, and one crusty member of the British Aristocracy, ie. Officer Corps was having a chat with our attending Marine Corps Major.

This Marine Major was one of those loathsome "run for fun at lunch bunch", a marathoner and was of the idiotic notion that all Marines should be built like whippets and be able to run 3 miles in less than 18 minutes, or they weren't in shape....

So, the Major was blabbing on about his running prowess to the obviously unimpressed British officer, who listened to this blather and then commented:

"In the British Army, we don't encourage our Officers to run, makes a bad impression on the enlisted personnel don't you know?"

I almost snorted my beer through my nose, and the Major shut up for the rest of the night.

Just one of those priceless moments...


Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 27, 2008 | Observations on things Military

May 26, 2008

H&I* Fires, 26 MAY 2008

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

********************************
A weird bleg (it is gollum after all): does anyone know much of anything about a Boeing program called Eagle Eyre (alternative spellings possible) that would’ve been concurrent to AWACS development? I’ve been told that not only was it shelved but much of the data on it was ordered ‘lost’, and so I’ve not much hope in any web search engine giving me much on it. But, we’ve got a pretty eclectic and sometimes connected readership here so what the heck. You guys might know something or someone that can clue me onto a book or something.
--
Even though I am (a quasi) one I too have to, every once in a while, say, “Save us from the intellectuals.” Or in John speak, ‘the “Smart Guys” (@55es?) Who Want to Tell Me My Job.’ I love these guys and the work they do, but, sometimes, it takes on the air of arguing about angels and pin dancing. It really does, every once in a while, remind me of the hyper-anal phys-chem guy on my committee who had kittens over my Retro-Synth-Analaysis because I used hybridized orbital models(SP, SP2, SP3 type stuff, and was done in 6 minutes at the time) in my decision making instead of taking 6 days to let a computer chug thru Mol-Orb-Theory and quantum mechanics calculations. Tool.

There is no formula, no ‘best model for all situations’ to understand it, and you still have to tinker with whatever you’ve read and learned. I’d say, if anyone asked me, warfare is as much an art and a science as crystallography (if you’ve ever had to get some ugly , novel compound ready for x-ray diffraction you know *exactly* what I’m talking about (where’s my rubber sacrificial chicken?)).
--ry
********************************************
Memorial Day message from Dusty:


Dude,

I'm in Frankfurt with my biological clock turned completely around so I'm gonna crash in about 5 5 minutes. I wish I had a stirring post to offer but I wouldn't do it justice. In Germany on Memorial Day weekend...ironic, that (if you're a WW II buff).

God bless all who have served, are serving and will serve. Theirs is a Special Place in heaven...a place Barack will never see (he may get to heaven, but there are some sunny uplands for The Fallen where only they can go--personal opinion).

My best to you and SWWBO on this holiest of holidays.

Cheers,
Dusty

*********************************
Heh. One of these things is not like the other... Ask.com, Yahoo.com, Dogpile.com, Google.com. Mind you, you have to click those *today* for this post to make sense. My fave? Dogpile. -the Armorer

********************************************

- FbL

*********************************
As the the WWII and Korea generation start moving, in ever larger contingents, to their final bivouacs...

*********************************

**********************************

Sergeant Merlin German. One.tough.Marine. -the Armorer

**********************************

From the SpouseBuzz blog - Semper Fi Wife: "Remember Me and Not My Fate"

A most *excellent* point. How they lived their lives is of *at least* if not much, much, more, importance. -the Armorer

***********************************

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on May 26, 2008 | General Commentary

Memorial Day from the bottom of the world

In May 1942 New Zealand was invaded.


It was of little strategic value to fight this far from the American mainland and it can be argued that it was in fact counter to the US war effort to expend resources when they were fighting a war they were not winning.


Two things saved New Zealand froma real invasion. A handful of Australian territorials on the Kakoda Trail and the US Navy getting into a fight in the Coral Sea they had little real expectation of winning. Although it uasually assumed that the Japanese had intended to invade Australia next their actual target was New Zealand from which they planned to isolate Australia. The currency for the ocupation had already been printed.


In stead of Japanese, we got Marines. A lot of them never got home again.


From here they left and fought in the Pacific War eventually driving the Japanese Empire back to its own islands;

Kwajalein Guadalcannal Saipan New Georgia Peleiu Bouganville Iwo Jima Tarawa Okinawa Cape Gloucester

We asked, they came.

Thankyou very much.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Murray on May 26, 2008 | Something for the Soul

Memorial Day... a time of remembrance.

An essay by Denizen Bloodspite. For me, it's diesel on a morning so cold it snaps your nosehairs. That will bring back a flood of memories.

A Time of Remembrance. That is Memorial Day, yes?

So let us remember, as I remembered. This morning, behind a truck as my mind drifted.

Manama, Bahrain. 1991.

Diesel. The smell reminds me.

It’s a smell you never get out of your system, I think.

In the early morning hours at a motor pool the smell will fill the air like a lady with too much perfume, the smell fills a room.

Sickly sweet. That’s what diesel always smelled like to me. But with it comes the regular rumble of various instruments of warfare in to a symphony.

The deep rumble of a Bradley Fighting vehicle giving a bass line for the others to follow. The M-88 Hercules giving a deeper throaty sound as they check the tow package. HMMV’s all around are revved by smiling faces, black smoke spewing the scent of diesel throughout the yard. They are the trumpets, the brass, and the high sound for this orchestra. HEMTT’s, deuce-and-a-halfs, and a 5 ton give the french horns and trombones due promise.

Voices.

The voices carry like the smell. You can hear laughter, you can hear curses. Barking of orders. The shout of someone smashing finger or griping. They are the woodwinds.

Amidst this walk a few stern faces. They motivate. They chide. They push. They encourage. They are the first chairs, the band leaders. They are the NCO’s. I was one of these.

“No one is more professional than I.” That is the start of our creed. Competence is our watchword.

With a word we turn smiling faces in to one of chagrin. Terror. Or explosive laughter. But we are not the only ones in this orchestration.

In the center of it all stand 4. A unit's Father, Son, Holy ghost and a disciple as it were, albeit they do not walk on water, but one could explain how to do it, another would order you to do it and the last would make you think you can do it. The First Sergeant, Warrant Officer, Executive Officer, and Unit Commander.

They are the conductors. In the center of this organized chaos and mass of movement stand these men. They will walk, talk, and speak as if they are one of you but they are not. From them come the decisions, the orders, that omnipotent string of words that will spring a group of men in to action like no other. They bring the gospel, and we NCO’s will deliver it.

But beneath the façade, under the brim of their hats, in your eyes you can see it, as thick as the revving HMMV.

Diesel.

They smell it too.

Green fatigues are brown.

The rest is in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry.

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 26, 2008 | Observations on things Military

‘We pledge allegiance’: 44 service members earn U.S. citizenship on Memorial Day

Welcome, Americans!

20080526-A-4745S-1%2520103%5B1%5D.jpg



By Tech. Sgt. Kevin Wallace
CJTF-101 Public Affairs

BAGRAM AIR FIELD, Afghanistan (May 26, 2008) – The poem inscribed on the Statue of Liberty beckons “Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free,” but on this Memorial Day, quite the opposite was true as 44 members of the U.S. military marched forward to become America’s newest citizens.

In the presence of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, U.S. Immigration Service’s acting director Jonathan Scharfen, and Maj. Gen. Jeffrey J. Schloesser, commander of Combined Joint Task Force-101, 44 service members from 21 countries swore oaths of allegiance and became U.S. citizens.

“On behalf of President Bush and a grateful nation, I say welcome,” said Chertoff to the new American Citizens.

With the swearing in of these 44 service members, 312 military men and women have gained citizenship while deployed to Afghanistan since beginning the War on Terror, said Stacy K. Strong, Deputy District Director of the American Embassy in Bangkok, Thailand.

According to a May 2008 U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service’s fact sheet, USCIS has naturalized more than 39,085 service members since the beginning of the war.

“There is no honor greater than presiding over an oath ceremony and there is no better place to do it than here,” said Chertoff. “ You have all earned your citizenship through your service. Starting today, America is as much your country as it is mine.”


Under an executive order, legal permanent residents actively serving in the U.S. military, and legal permanent residents who were on active duty on, or after Sept. 11, 2001 and honorably discharged, are immediately eligible to apply for naturalization.

One Soldier expressed his feelings toward becoming a U.S. citizen.

“This feels really great – closure to the ‘history’ chapter in my life and the beginning of my future,” said Army Pvt. Mark Paguio, 23.


Paguio, a Philippine native, led the other service members in their recital of the Pledge of Allegiance. “Becoming a U.S. citizen has opened many doors,” he said.

In unison, the Soldiers and Marines raised their right hands and swore to support and defend the Constitution against foreign and domestic enemies, and to bear arms when required by law. For the service members who are all currently serving in Afghanistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom or the International Security Assistance Force, the oath was merely an affirmation of what they have worked so hard to secure.

“This day means everything to me,” said Marine Lance Cpl. Artem Starovoyt, a Ukraine native who now resides in Philadelphia. “I have been out on the front lines doing what I can for my nation – and now I can officially call America home.”

The service members came from 21 countries: Jamaica, Columbia, Philippines, Peru, Nicaragua, Dominican Republic, Australia, Poland, Ghana, Iran, Mexico, El Salvador, Haiti, Sierra Leone, Trinidad and Tobago, Germany, Cuba, Nigeria, St. Vincent-Grenadines and Ukraine.

Heh. They pledged more than allegiance. They pledged theirs lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor...

Memorial Day, 2008. At the Castle we remember...

4ID%20IraqMemorial.jpg

First, we remember the cost to the families who lose a loved one. Especially the trauma of losing a warrior in combat:

Second Lieutenant Leonard Cowherd, Part 1, and Part 2.

They also pay a heavy price, those who wait for their warrior to return.

20080526-A-7103G-003.jpg

The Castle remembers those who touched the Castle's Denizens this year:

Private First Class Shawn Gajdos.

Sergeant First Class Greg Sutton.

Private First Class Cameron Payne, Private William C. Johnston, and Colonel Michael Butler.

Colonel Royal Brown.

Staff Sergeant Roy Lewsader and Private First Class Michael Pittman.

Captain Joshua E. Steele, Sergeant 1st Class Christopher D. Henderson and Sergeant 1st Class John M. Hennen.

General Robin Olds.

Corporal Stephen Bouzane, Private Joel Wiebe, Sergeant Christos Karigiannis

Specialist Carter Gamble Junior.

Corporal Eric Palmer and Private First Class Andre Craig Jr.

Captain Darrell C. Lewis

Sheldon Lyman Rutherford

Charles Lindberg and Specialist James Adair.

Captain Matthew Johnathan Dawe, Corporal Cole Bartsch, Private Lane Watkins, and Master Corporal Colin Bason

Colonel John Lockey.

Master Sergeant Randy Gillespie.

Sergeant Courtney Finch and Specialist Daniel Leckel.

Staff Sergeant Travis Bachman and Specialist Camy Florexil

Specialist Braden Long.

1st Lieutenant Benjamin Hall.

Corporal Cory Wiens and Cooper.

WO1 William H. Laurence, Jr., CPT Stephen Douglas Carr, SP5 Larry Bruce Jacobson, SP5 Benny Ray Halstead

Master Sergeant Scott M. Carney and Sergeant First Class Daniel E. Miller

Staff Sergeant Jason Butkus, Specialist Rodney Johnson, Sergeant Joel L. Murray, Specialist David J. Lane, and Private Randol S. Shelton

Master Sergeant Patrick Magnani and Staff Sergeant Courtney Hollinsworth.

Sergeant Edmund Jeffers

Corporal Nathan Hornburg and Specialist Joshua Reeves

Sergeant Elden Lehnherr

Lieutenant Mark Daily.

Miriam Lehnherr

CW4 Keith Yoakum and CWO Jason Defrenn

Corporal Nicholas Beauchamp and Private Michel Levesque

Yujiro Shidara

Triticale.

Major Andrew J. Olmsted and Captain Thomas J. Casey

Chief Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson

Staff Sergeant Eric Barker

Aunt Elaine.

Private First Class Ray Jacobs.

Flight Lieutenant Michael Shand and Flight Lieutenant William Fordyce

Charlie O'Connor

Frank Piasecki

Wiliam F. Buckley

Arthur C. Clarke

Staff Sergeant Keith Maupin

Carl Wiliam Martin

Commander "Mac" McWhorter

Carolyn Sue Johnston

Not that I expect you to click and read every link - but the "Surge" is represented in a sense. The list runs in order the posts were posted - and the time spread between them has lengthened, and more people who were not combat casualties, but rather the casualties of time and wear appear towards the end of the list. A trend that continues, hopefully, into the next year.

20080526-A-7103G-002.jpg

Now is the time at Castle Argghhh! when we dance: In Memoriam for our fallen, and those of our Canadian brothers-in-arms.

.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 26, 2008 | Something for the Soul

He Breaks the Bow

[Kat - Sunday, May 25, 2008]

Photobucket


We go to the garden three times a year, sometimes more. In the garden, flowers bloom all year round. Over the hill, down into the valley, across the little wooden bridge that sits above a stone lined creek. Then, over the next hill, down by the tree. A little later, around the corner and up on the next hill, we walk to the places that we know well, the symmetrical paths guiding our feet.

It's hot now, the sun above us with a slight haze settled over the rolling hills. We hold a quiet conversation, pausing now and again before moving on. Sometimes we walk in silence, each contemplating their own thoughts or, maybe, as I am, holding a silent conversation with those we walk among.

[continued in flash traffic]

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows... �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Kat on May 26, 2008 | Something for the Soul