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The Hidden War: Take 2

[Kat]

The Hidden War: Send them Levis

I believe it was 1989 or '90, right before the collapse post attempts at "Perastroika" or reformation. The report talked about the rise of the black market in Moscow. The most popular items? Levi Jeans and Music. Michael Jackson was very popular.

How were these items purchased? American Dollars. The black market circumvented the official economic process and took the revenue right out of the pockets of the government, putting it in the hands of small businessmen. It was an ad hoc free market. Capitalism at its most laissez faire. Of course, it included books, toys, televisions and every other sort of product we could produce. With every item purchased, the idea of capitalism and freedom came with it in a subliminal message wrapped up in packaging and transferred through osmosis as it was held in the hand of its new owner. Even if it was a coke that only lasted ten minutes or a song that lasted three, it was all that it took for the dream to be implanted.[snip]

You want to defeat a nuclear Iran that is reaping double revenues by making statements which destabilize the oil market? Cold War, but faster. We don't have to send in the B 117. Flood their markets with cheap American goods via blackmarkets that only accept American Dollars. Send them CDs and CD players and microwaves. Smuggle in music and books.

Send them Levis and let the best ideology win.



The Hidden War - Take 2: Send them Barbie Dolls

A top Iranian judiciary official warned Monday against the “destructive” cultural and social consequences of importing Barbie dolls and other Western toys.[snip]

The irregular importation of such toys, which unfortunately arrive through unofficial sources and smuggling, is destructive culturally and a social danger,” said the letter, a copy of which was made available to The Associated Press. …

“The displays of personalities such as Barbie, Batman, Spiderman and Harry Potter … as well as the irregular importation of unsanctioned computer games and movies are all warning bells to the officials in the cultural arena,” his letter said.

Re-emphasizing HotAir's commentary: where's the air lift of Barbies when you need it?

PS...a side benefit of all that smuggling of things across the Iraq/Iran border. The flow goes both ways. They send in bombs, we send in Barbies. While the exchange seems unfair and one sided on the immediate front, in the long run, the people who will be changed irrevocably are on the other side of that border. And, it will cost us less in men and money than actual ground or even air war.

Saving lives, one Malibu Barbie at a time.

4 Comments

The real irony is that these subversive "Great Satan" toys are made in ..... China.
 
Absolutely. The greatest irony. Satanic toys made in China representing American culture.
 
May a Zionist Barbie place a pox on your Persian house.
 
This reminds me of when I was in high school in rural Alabama. There was a rumor of a klan rally to be held in the area & it was my fervent wish to rent a helicopter & airdrop a few cases of black baby dolls onto it...man that would've been sweet. Wayne "Reporting as Ordered, Sir!"