We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:31:22 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Really. She did. In the comments of yesterday's H&I Fires. Therefore, we must comply, right? Well, in her multiverse, anyway. A new whatziss. Not a component. Complete. Not a demurely applied pasty or blur in sight (except for jpg artifacts, tough noogies). Okay - it *isn't* in its storage box, but hey, *that* has a pretty revealing label which would take away the fun. Well, my fun, anyway. Just a Whatzis for your Friday-no-doubt-sequing-into-the-weekend pleasure. Go for it. Amusemaze me! Oh, if you think it will help - larger pic available here.... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:31:39 -0600 thmqfxzldvwh, [url=http://kdffegwczkuu.com/]kdffegwczkuu[/url], [link=http://zeafcibzlunp.com/]zeafcibzlunp[/link], http://dzvlztwjcwel.com/]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71656 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71656 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:36:08 -0600 I believe the thong adjuster pictured here is Hitlary's... If that's the case, it's missing the other handle...]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71608 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71608 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:28:14 -0600 Hitlary's thong adjuster. Just to be, you know, specific. ]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71607 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71607 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:56:58 -0600 Has a handle much like the one of my flea comb, for my kitty. Maybe it's a flea comb for virtual cyber-fleas to find the evil micro-crypto bugs planted among the fur of the Castle's Interior Guard, which the silly overfed kitties were too slack and happy to kill, along with neglecting their grooming? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71604 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71604 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:22:19 -0600 Well duh, its a Slovakian dinglehopper. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71603 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71603 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:13:04 -0600 Well, it's somewhat like, but not exactly like, a psychrometer I used, once. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71602 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71602 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:11:52 -0600 It's old. Gad everything you show is old. My initial reaction was a measuring device but it's not terribly precision. It's adjustable and there's loads of wear. It has silly knobby things (to hold the glass in?) and glass? Now the glass is important. I liked the twist and shout scattershot. Thing is it doesn't look nearly robust enough for that. I still think it is a measuring device, probably for distance and John in his usual deceitful mode has hidden the numbers on the reverse side. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71601 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71601 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:11:15 -0600 BOB. Battery Operated Boyfriend. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71597 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71597 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:00:01 -0600 Kinda looks like one of those......and I'm probably gonna misspell this, or just be off altogether A swinging bulb hygrometer???? It's that thing you swing around your head to (*I think*) measure the moisture in the air. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71596 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71596 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:53:25 -0600 Potato peeler. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71595 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71595 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:29:11 -0600 Hand held optical range finder I'm guessing. Heath Alouf, CD http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71591 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71591 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:04:15 -0600 definitively inaccurate. Were I having a more serious day, I might speculate that the gizmo in question was some sort of map-reading aid.]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71586 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71586 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:35:53 -0600 insert dimple pairs A-B and C-D into grooves X and Y respectively, then twist and shout! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71576 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71576 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:47:48 -0600 There! Eric *gets* it. If you have no flippin' idea, get creative! Write a novel! Build an alternate universe! With a military-historical tie-in! Brilliant! Wrong, but - brilliant! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71575 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71575 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:27:06 -0600 ahead of the peeler. A further 27000 units were made before the entire concept of a precision vegetable peeler was shelved.]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71573 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71573 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:22:11 -0600 Camel sputum remover http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71572 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71572 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:57:45 -0600 Clearly, that is an industrial thong-adjuster. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71570 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71570 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:35:55 -0600 There is nothing innocent about you! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71569 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71569 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:20:44 -0600 Puffy-eyed? Huh. Thought *everybody* knew what that meant... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71568 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71568 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:16:41 -0600 *That* sent them for the dictionaries! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71567 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71567 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:12:53 -0600 Lorgnette for the puffy-eyed. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71564 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71564 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:47:16 -0600 How is that fortunate for me, he asked interestedly? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71563 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71563 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:41:18 -0600 Ahhh.........yesssssssss......this is how the world should work! Fortunately for you, Armorer, even with puffy eyes......the Rotation finds me ravishing. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71562 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/princess_crabby.html#comment-71562 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:38:50 -0600