Comments for Princess Crabby Demands it.

Princess Crabby Demands it.

2008-04-04T13:31:39Z

Really. She did. In the comments of yesterday's H&I Fires.

Therefore, we must comply, right?

Well, in her multiverse, anyway.

A new whatziss.

Not a component. Complete. Not a demurely applied pasty or blur in sight (except for jpg artifacts, tough noogies). Okay - it *isn't* in its storage box, but hey, *that* has a pretty revealing label which would take away the fun. Well, my fun, anyway.

Just a Whatzis for your Friday-no-doubt-sequing-into-the-weekend pleasure.

Go for it. A~~muse~~maze me!

Oh, if you think it will help - larger pic available here.

Comment from glwgxawdkiz on 2008-04-07

2008-04-07T20:36:08Z

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Comment from BillT on 2008-04-05

2008-04-05T16:28:14Z

I believe the thong adjuster pictured here is Hitlary's... If that's the case, it's missing the other handle...

Comment from HomefrontSix on 2008-04-05

2008-04-05T15:56:58Z

BCR ~ I believe the thong adjuster pictured here is Hitlary's thong adjuster. Just to be, you know, specific.

Comment from Justthisguy on 2008-04-04

2008-04-05T04:22:19Z

Has a handle much like the one of my flea comb, for my kitty. Maybe it's a flea comb for virtual cyber-fleas to find the evil micro-crypto bugs planted among the fur of the Castle's Interior Guard, which the silly overfed kitties were too slack and happy to kill, along with neglecting their grooming?

Comment from Brad on 2008-04-04

2008-04-05T04:13:04Z

Well duh, its a Slovakian dinglehopper.

Comment from Justthisguy on 2008-04-04

2008-04-05T04:11:52Z

Well, it's somewhat like, but not exactly like, a psychrometer I used, once.

Comment from Trias on 2008-04-04

2008-04-05T03:11:15Z

It's old. Gad everything you show is old. My initial reaction was a measuring device but it's not terribly precision. It's adjustable and there's loads of wear. It has silly knobby things (to hold the glass in?) and glass? Now the glass is important. I liked the twist and shout scattershot. Thing is it doesn't look nearly robust enough for that. I still think it is a measuring device, probably for distance and John in his usual deceitful mode has hidden the numbers on the reverse side.

Comment from jim b on 2008-04-04

2008-04-05T02:00:01Z

BOB. Battery Operated Boyfriend.

Comment from sandman6actual on 2008-04-04

2008-04-05T01:53:25Z

Kinda looks like one of those......and I'm probably gonna misspell this, or just be off altogether A swinging bulb hygrometer???? It's that thing you swing around your head to (*I think*) measure the moisture in the air.

Comment from AFSister on 2008-04-04

2008-04-05T01:29:11Z

Potato peeler.

Comment from heath on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T21:04:15Z

Hand held optical range finder I'm guessing. Heath Alouf, CD

Comment from Eric Wilner on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T19:35:53Z

I aim to be like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... where the Guide is inaccurate, it is at least definitively inaccurate. Were I having a more serious day, I might speculate that the gizmo in question was some sort of map-reading aid.

Comment from MajMike on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T15:47:48Z

insert dimple pairs A-B and C-D into grooves X and Y respectively, then twist and shout!

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T15:27:06Z

There! Eric *gets* it. If you have no flippin' idea, get creative! Write a novel! Build an alternate universe! With a military-historical tie-in! Brilliant! Wrong, but - brilliant!

Comment from Eric Wilner on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T15:22:11Z

It's a vegetable peeler built to a specification written by a committee. The sighting strip with central magnifying section facilitates precision peeling of narrow, thin-skinned vegetables, such as carrots. The one shown is the original version. After the first 4300 units were delivered in September of 1943, the sighting strip was moved to the other side, to put it ahead of the peeler. A further 27000 units were made before the entire concept of a precision vegetable peeler was shelved.

Comment from kat-missouri on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T14:57:45Z

Camel sputum remover

Comment from bad cat robot on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T14:35:55Z

Clearly, that is an industrial thong-adjuster.

Comment from Princess Crabby on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T14:20:44Z

There is nothing innocent about you!

Comment from BillT on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T14:16:41Z

Puffy-eyed? Huh. Thought *everybody* knew what that meant...

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T14:12:53Z

*That* sent them for the dictionaries!

Comment from BillT on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T13:47:16Z

Lorgnette for the puffy-eyed.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T13:41:18Z

How is that fortunate for me, he asked interestedly?

Comment from Princess Crabby on 2008-04-04

2008-04-04T13:38:50Z

Ahhh.........yesssssssss......this is how the world should work! Fortunately for you, Armorer, even with puffy eyes......the Rotation finds me ravishing.