We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:12:43 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2010 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification ...about getting all snarkily political this silly season. But sometimes, you just can't resist, and I *do* have Photoshop®. There *is* this thing called the Internet... So, Senator Clinton, in Philadelphia yesterday, compared herself to... Rocky. I had a very strong mental image of Senator Clinton's arrival at the Democratic National Convention this summer...... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:21:24 -0600 Good helk. I will need counseling. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71525 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71525 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:22:08 -0600 http://www.movieactors.com/freezes1/Dracula6.jpg]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71524 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71524 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:36:09 -0600 The HORROR!]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71519 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71519 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:59:34 -0600 orrrr... Hill to Obama: I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71516 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71516 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:18:59 -0600 Me: Why do you want to run for office? Hill: Because I can't sing or dance. Me: Einstein flunked out of school, twice. Hill: Is that so? Me: Yeah. Beethoven was deaf. Helen Keller was blind. I think you've got a good chance. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71515 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71515 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:17:10 -0600 I think I'm gonna be sick.... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71509 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71509 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:25:39 -0600 Forget her...You could do better than her...She's a friggin' loser...Sometimes she gets me so crazy, I could split her head with a razor... [Hillary] ain't sharp. [Hillary] is a loser...She's pushin' thirty-friggin' years old [ok, Hillary's past 60!] and if she don't watch out, she's gonna end up dyin' alone...The girl's dryin' up...If she don't start livin', her body's gonna dry up. Source for great Rocky quotes: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Rocky_%28film%29]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71507 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71507 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:23:27 -0600 Jason - it wasn't a horrible cut and paste job and you know it! You just didn't *like* it... 8^ ) http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71505 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71505 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:14:54 -0600 AAaaaaggghhh! That just gave me horrendous mental aneurysm http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71502 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71502 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:49:53 -0600 I was going to berate you on this analogy and horrible cut and paste job, and then I read the article. "He doesn't know that this is a damn show! He thinks this is a damn fight! Finish that bum and let's go home!" Apollo Creed's trainer or Hillary Clinton's campaign advisor? You make the call... I'll be quiet now. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71501 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71501 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:47:05 -0600 Classic -- it deserves wide dissemination. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71500 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71500 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:38:57 -0600 Question is though... Will Hill Chase the Chicken, or will Apollo Creed beat her in the 15th? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71499 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71499 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:37:47 -0600 "You stop this fight, I'll kill ya'!" LOL]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71496 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71496 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:38:17 -0600 "Cut me, Bill! Cut me!" LOL http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71495 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/ive_been_pretty.html#comment-71495 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:35:37 -0600