We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:11:07 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2010 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Eschewing contact with shady arms dealers in the Miami area (based on Boquisucio's advice) I worked with reputable Merchants of Death in the DC area... and the Armorer of Argghhh! can definitively support Senator Hillary Clinton's "dodged sniper fire in Bosnia" story! We have acquired the *actual* rifle used in that event! The Senator is un-equivocally telling the truth. (click the pic for a better, more stealable view) Unsurprisingly, when we examined closely, we discovered that this rifle, like most phallic objects in the Senator's orbit, only shoots blanks, and displays a disturbing tendency to deposit firing residue on the... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:44:40 -0600 They weren't available back in the 90's! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71961 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71961 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:38:04 -0600 I am a little disappointed she did not opt for the Hello Kitty model. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71960 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71960 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:29:12 -0600 Um, no, I wouldn't. I'd put it in a glass case, with a sign that read "In case of sagging poll numbers, break glass!" and hang it in the Vault. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71951 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71951 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:24:00 -0600 Yes, but would you have the guts (or stupidity level) necessary to actually deliver the weapon to Clinton? I'll start the bail fund! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71947 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71947 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:02:03 -0600 I wish I had a sufficiently clapped out, unserviceable rifle to modify into that actual configuration... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71938 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71938 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:12:10 -0600 Bill's calumny above notwithstanding... the Exterior Guard of Castle Argghhh! are too smart for that, and too busy chasing the coyotes away to get distracted like that. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71937 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71937 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:09:17 -0600 So when are you going to get the new Canine of Argghhh? The Clinton model, that runs around in circles, biting its own ass all day? I didn't vote for it... ok, I did... I didn't vote for it... ok, I did... I didn't vote for it... ok, I did. All.Day.Long. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71932 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71932 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:15:18 -0600 I like the "right through the scope" touch. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71927 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71927 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:43:53 -0600 Looks like someone is just being bitter .... LOL http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71922 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/04/breaking_news_n.html#comment-71922 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:29:14 -0600