Breaking news! New Acquisition for the Arsenal of Argghhh!!!

By The Armorer on April 14, 2008 | | Comments (9)

Eschewing contact with shady arms dealers in the Miami area (based on Boquisucio's advice) I worked with reputable Merchants of Death in the DC area... and the Armorer of Argghhh! can definitively support Senator Hillary Clinton's "dodged sniper fire in Bosnia" story!

We have acquired the *actual* rifle used in that event! The Senator is un-equivocally telling the truth.

The sniper rifle actually used to attack Senator Clinton when she was First Lady visiting Bosnia!

(click the pic for a better, more stealable view)

Unsurprisingly, when we examined closely, we discovered that this rifle, like most phallic objects in the Senator's orbit, only shoots blanks, and displays a disturbing tendency to deposit firing residue on the person pulling the trigger.

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By fdcol63 on April 14, 2008 8:29 AM
Looks like someone is just being bitter .... LOL
 
By steveegg on April 14, 2008 9:43 AM
I like the "right through the scope" touch.
 
By AFSister on April 14, 2008 11:15 AM
So when are you going to get the new Canine of Argghhh? The Clinton model, that runs around in circles, biting its own ass all day? I didn't vote for it... ok, I did... I didn't vote for it... ok, I did... I didn't vote for it... ok, I did. All.Day.Long.
 
By John of Argghhh! on April 14, 2008 12:09 PM
Bill's calumny above notwithstanding... the Exterior Guard of Castle Argghhh! are too smart for that, and too busy chasing the coyotes away to get distracted like that.
 
By John of Argghhh! on April 14, 2008 12:12 PM
I wish I had a sufficiently clapped out, unserviceable rifle to modify into that actual configuration...
 
By AFSister on April 14, 2008 2:02 PM
Yes, but would you have the guts (or stupidity level) necessary to actually deliver the weapon to Clinton? I'll start the bail fund!
 
By John of Argghhh! on April 14, 2008 2:24 PM
Um, no, I wouldn't. I'd put it in a glass case, with a sign that read "In case of sagging poll numbers, break glass!" and hang it in the Vault.
 
By Flea on April 14, 2008 4:29 PM
I am a little disappointed she did not opt for the Hello Kitty model.
 
By John of Argghhh! on April 14, 2008 4:38 PM
They weren't available back in the 90's!