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Happy Birthday!

By The Armorer on March 12, 2008 | | Comments (25)

Happy Birthday, SWWBO - I wish I was home.

Love,

the Armorer


[Update: I kept my promise! Guess who's Number 1 in Google for a SISW?

*Self-Inflicted Scissors Wound.

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By Carrie on March 12, 2008 6:42 AM
Awwww!! Happy Birthday, Lady!!!!
 
By fdcol63 on March 12, 2008 7:03 AM
Happy Birthday, Beth!
 
By Maggie on March 12, 2008 8:21 AM
Happy Birthday!!!
 
By Damian on March 12, 2008 8:47 AM
Happy Birthday to SWPUWJ (She Who Puts Up With John)!
 
By MaryAnn on March 12, 2008 8:59 AM
Happy Birthday, Beth!!
 
By Boquisucio on March 12, 2008 9:15 AM
Strike-up the jukebox and base drum, for 'tis time for Helga to start jiggin' in honor of her mistress. Feliz Cumpleaños S4UBO!
 
By kat-missouri on March 12, 2008 9:27 AM
Happy B-day! Hey! You guys wanna have a steak and margaritas this weekend? Or, if Beth is lonely while the armorer's away, we can have a girl night and talk about his really big weapon...s collection. LOL
 
By Cricket on March 12, 2008 11:28 AM
Happy Birthday to a terrific lady. SWLHC...or She Who Loves Her Critters. Black Bean Soup with sour cream and guava paste Rolled tenderloin of beef with mushrooms bacon scalloped potatoes bitter green salad with sweet and sour vinaigrette mango sherbet Chocolate cake with bitter almond frosting
 
By Barb on March 12, 2008 11:40 AM
Happy Birthday, Beth!! To help protect your tender hands, I think you need some Bionic Gloves!
 
By David M on March 12, 2008 1:22 PM
Happy Birthday!
 
By GeoSTI on March 12, 2008 1:38 PM
Happy Birthday! I apparently share it with you!
 
By The Thomas on March 12, 2008 1:46 PM
Happy Birthday, Beth!
 
By Barbara on March 12, 2008 3:16 PM
And just once, just once, I would love to see the stony-faced humiliated woman step to the microphone and say "You sorry b@st@rd. How *dare* you put me in this position!" and storm off. Reporting As Ordered, Sir! I personally think that someone who does something like this has 2 other behavioral traits instead of the hubris to think he won't get caught: 1) A fetish for the adrenaline rush of the danger of getting caught. 2) A deep-seeded self-destructive desire, wherein he actually wishes to be caught. by fdcol63 on March 11, 2008 7:30 AM by John Kinda like THIS lady, whom you told YOU LOVE last FRIDAY,,and today, WEDNESDAY, I find out you're doing the FUNKY RUNT??? Really, John?? REALLY??? You call but don't talk, you COME UP TO MY DOORSTEP!!! but don't ring the bell;; WTF -- and leading on Miss Beth at the same time! Beth, what fools we are!! What a guy. Hell, it may be over NOW, but it's MY choice! "How dare you, indeed." Barbara
 
By John of Argghhh! on March 12, 2008 3:29 PM
Ma'am - if that was a joke, I didn't get it. Even if it was a joke, it was a tacky thing to do on a birthday post for my wife. If it's an accusation... huh?
 
By Barbara on March 12, 2008 3:40 PM
sir.....are you not john lewis of castle arrggh? omdl, he told me he is johnny argghhh. please erase if it is not you...... omdl....not beth foust in ia? not a joke. not at all. what are the chances it would be john and beth? crapp. my sincerest apologies if it is not you. if it IS you, john Bud lewis, go to hell. sincerely, barbara
 
By John of Argghhh! on March 12, 2008 3:47 PM
Whew. There's another Castle Argghhh! somewhere? There's not a John Lewis here that I'm aware of, and I'm the blog owner. Plus, my last name is Donovan - as is my wife's. Glad we cleared *that* up!
 
By Barb on March 12, 2008 5:05 PM
Now *that's* a new one for a birthday thread. Wowzers. Somebody wind up the Ritamatic - time to do a little chillaxin'!
 
By Barbara on March 12, 2008 5:45 PM
Deepest apologies to Mrs. Arrggh for any misunderstanding. Sir thankfully took this to ym-s for resolution. If Castle Arrgggh is NOT in the State of Iowa, (hasn't confirmed that), this is regrettably a case of mistaken identity because of incorrect 'intel'. Be thankful *I'm* not out in the field, lol. I've enjoyed reading this blog over the months, mostly because I thought it was written by *my* Johnny person (sorry). I've learned many things I didn't think I even wanted to know, which can only be a good thing. If y'all don't mind, I'll continue reading, but I don't think I'll be posting any time soon, lol. Happy birthday, Mrs. Arrgggh. Again, I apologize. Barbara
 
By Beth Donovan (SWWBO) on March 12, 2008 5:55 PM
Okay, this is weird. Barbara - Castle Argghhh! is in Kansas. Apologies accepted, but golly, you owe me a margarita for that heart stopping comment! Barb (other Barb) I love the idea of those bionic gloves - perhaps John will buy them for me, as it will make cutting down all those thorny hedge trees and locust trees safer! Not to mention the scissors thing. Bosq - love the dancing chicken!! We are getting a bunch of chicks delivered this week. I've been building a bigger, better, stronger and in the barn brooder! Thanks everyone, for the birthday wishes.
 
By Trias on March 12, 2008 7:26 PM
Happy birthday! Sounds like there must be two Castle Argghhhh run by John and Beth.
 
By Blackhawk on March 12, 2008 8:26 PM
Happy B'day, SWWBO!
 
By Maggie on March 12, 2008 9:19 PM
Not for nothing - but did you look up crazy Barbara's IP? Is it in Utah? Is this just Cliff finding a new way to be a di$%? Cause that's one sketchy story.
 
By ry on March 12, 2008 9:23 PM
Heh. I disappear for a while and you try and replace my zanniness with this? Poor jest, John. SWWBO, thanks for sharing the Big Guy with us alla time.
 
By John of Argghhh! on March 12, 2008 10:16 PM
Ry, I think I'll assume your comment about poor jest was simply poorly delivered, and meant in jest. As for the rest, how about we let the water that has topped the dam pass under the bridge, eh?
 
By WereKitten on March 12, 2008 11:31 PM
Well, I hope the rest of your birthday was heart racing and not heart stopping like that very odd comment..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WOMAN!!!!
 
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