We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:33:08 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification ...reducing our carbon bootprint by recycling old jokes. Although, since some of you weren't paying attention when it first appeared, it'll be a *new* joke to you. Two Arab terrorists are in the locker room taking a shower (well -- this *is* a joke) after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck betwixt his nether cheeks. “If I do not offend your tender sensibilities," says the observer, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not remove it?" “I regret that I cannot," laments the observed. "It is permanently emplaced within my sphincter."... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:02:46 -0600 BillT and Cassie, Do me one favor, keep your sense of humor, it is the best thing in the world for me. Not all of the time, but when it strikes, let it fly. It is the best medication in the world for me. The big thing is I don't need to get some [REDACTED] doctor's permission or perscription to take it. The neat thing is my doctors agree. Enjoy the Super Bowl and your weekend, Grumpy http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69287 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69287 Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:39:42 -0600 Chief, that is Divinely funny, as I think that the Deity has a very low and nasty sense of humor, similar to yours and mine. I try not to piss Him off enough that I get to be the main victim in one of His practical jokes. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69280 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69280 Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:05:52 -0600 Grumpy -- Answer, my position varies in direct proportion to the accuracy of the incoming fire. And the caliber. Note that Cassie used her 9mm smiley-con and omitted the flounce, so it wasn't *serious* incoming. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69276 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69276 Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:25:42 -0600 BillT, "That is awful." Question, wouldn't that depend upon your position? Grumpy http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69274 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69274 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:56:14 -0600 That is awful Awful *what*, pray tell? Humorous? Insensitive? Whaaaat? ]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69271 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69271 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:35:30 -0600 *sigh* That is awful :) http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69245 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69245 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:56:43 -0600 BUWAHAHAHAHAH.... I don't remember this one, Bill. Are you sure it's recycled? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69229 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69229 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:22:45 -0600 Whew --- "huge CORK!!!!" My glasses are failing me. ML http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69227 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69227 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:59:54 -0600 Just be careful of that first statement/request. LOL http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69221 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69221 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:01:07 -0600 I woke up after sleeping about 3 hours and read your joke. I like it, but of course, I have a sick sense of humor. I've got an old oak tree in my front yard, that's over 300 years old, it's diameter is 4 feet at 4 feet off the ground. At the base of the canopy, the width is about 135 feet, all solid. Now when you come to some of YOUR Politicians, we can take that old oak and use it to clean their teeth the long way. One problem, they would never feel it. SIR, it was a great story. It even brought some laughter to a GRUMPY old vet. Have a great day, Grumpy http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69219 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/the_greening_of.html#comment-69219 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:22:23 -0600