Although, since some of you weren't paying attention when it first appeared, it'll be a *new* joke to you.

Two Arab terrorists are in the locker room taking a shower (well -- this *is* a joke) after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck betwixt his nether cheeks.

“If I do not offend your tender sensibilities," says the observer, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not remove it?"

“I regret that I cannot," laments the observed. "It is permanently emplaced within my sphincter."

"I do not understand," says the observer. "How came it to be there?"

The observed replies, "I shall endeavor to explain. I was walking along the riverbank and I tripped over a lamp of curious and ancient design. There was a puff of smoke and then a huge old man garbed in raiment of the flag of the Amriki with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No sh*t?"

Dedicated to the AQI-types hunkered down in Mosul.

P.S. Go take a nice stroll along the riverbank to settle your nerves...