We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2007 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:02:53 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2008 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Exciting new breakthrough from BCR Labs-Biotech Division! [For Immediate Release] Researchers have announced the development of a treatment for Electile Disfunction (ED). In recognition of the grave situation the FDA has waived all time-consuming requirements such as human double-blind trials and safety testing in an effort to get this drug to the countless millions of sufferers before the upcoming election. [Ad Copy] Do you suffer from flaccid political interest? Unable to function during caucuses, primaries, or even general elections? Have you noticed an inability to become excited or aroused by any of the candidates? As voters become older and wiser... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:12:43 -0600 Late-onset? Pffvbbffth! I've been this way my whole life, and actually voted for Ron Paul the last time he ran! That said, looks like I'll have to hold nose, grit teeth, and vote for the Naval Angriator. Definitely. Oh, and I would never buy underwear from K-Mart. Jockey Classic, size 30, for the last 40 years. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html#comment-69473 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html#comment-69473 Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:40:51 -0600 I'm just worried about the after-affects. Could I live with myself afterwards?? Or do I get hooked on Gravitra as a way of fending off a bad case of the Willy's after I accidently vote for Billary?? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html#comment-69451 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html#comment-69451 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:40:13 -0600 What will they think of next; with all these great advances in technology. Thanks BCR. Though I have a concern: If after taking Gravitras, I experience a 4-hour long event of full resplendency, would that be considered Primarism? I would hate to take Gravitras and experience this embarassing side efect. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html#comment-69449 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html#comment-69449 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:07:27 -0600 'such as inability to forget prior candidate performance' Aye, there's the rub... But thanks for the laff, BCR!]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html#comment-69447 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2008/02/electile_disfun.html#comment-69447 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:23:44 -0600