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More Global Warming, Plz.

I'm not griping - I *like* this kind of weather. I'm just saying it's s'posed to get colder... people who've lived here since the 90's are somewhat surprised by this weather - snow that stays on the ground for over a week, temps below 10F, etc. If they'd been here for the late 80's or early 70's, they wouldn't be so surprised.

Where's AlGore and the Global Warming he's been promising me?

So, where *is* Algore and the Global Warming he's been promising me?

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Wherever the Bore-Bot is, I'm sure he's blaming "BUSH!" and the petro-loving, Gaia-hating, war-mongering neo-con Repuglikkkans for the freezing weather.
 
I know I am. Blaming everyone. Rats.
 
To be fair, using a relatively small sample size of cold days is no more scientific proof against global warming than saying because its 110 in August is a good argument for global warming.
 
IT.WAS.A.JOKE. Here's yer sign.
 
DUUUDE! Sixty-two degrees INSIDE your house? If I swing thru there in MAR, remind me to bring three sweaters that I can wear all at once.
 
Hey, we're cheep.
 
I see the four rides; but where are their horsemen? Guess that the Apocalypses has been postponed due to cold weather.
 
I'm waiting for the Danes to start farming in Greenland again. That'll be the catalyst for the next Ice Age -- which, geologically speaking, is due any day now.
 
Chief, I've read they're growing barley there already, for the first time in a thousand and more years. Funny thing, what with the Sunspot cycle, this little warming thing may only last a little while before it gets really cold again. We humans, with all of our mighty clever works, really are as worms against the cosmic forces.
 
Umm, that was wrong; I shoulda wrote "for the first time in nearly a thousand years."
 
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