...of Irish lineage was touring the Ancestral Isle and became pathetically lost somewhat misoriented. Chancing upon a pub in the center of a small village, he stopped in and asked the landlord, "What's the fastest way to Dublin?"
"That depends," he replied. "Are you walking or driving?"
"I'm driving," answered the Major (Ret).
"Ahhhh, very good -- that's the fastest way."
Heh.
Got my orders -- I'll be spending the first week in February in Cricket Country (the Benning School for Boys, aka, the Columbus Stockade). Last time I was there was June of 2001, doing a trainup for wintertime in the Balkans -- which struck me as akin to conducting ASW training in Denver.
Remind me to pick up some decent desert boots while I'm there -- Clothing Sales at Dix only had chick sizes in stock...
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