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January 19, 2008

H&I* FIRES 19 JAN 2008

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Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

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If you're looking for something to do, reader Toluca Nole sends along this link to an NLOS Cannon simulator. Pretend you are an artilleryman! Get abused by CAPT H about being "Ubique!"

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From Mike D we get this from Sly Stallone about why John Rambo goes after Burmese Bad Guys, vice jihadis:

The question:

In the eighties, John Rambo took on villains who were the real villains of the day: ruthless, invading Russian commie b—-rds hellbent on global communism. So I always assumed that if Rambo returned he’d be taking on the real villain of this day: extreme, radical Islamist b—rds hellbent on worldwide jihad. It seems like all of today’s movies have [wimped] out on making Islamofacists the bad guys even though they are clearly the bad guys in the real world right now. Why is Rambo [wimping] out on this mission? Has he become politically correct?

Stallone’s answer:

I thought the idea of Rambo dealing with Al-Qaeda, etc. would be an insult to our American forces that are actually dying trying to rid the world of this cancer. To have at the end of a 90 minute movie the character of Rambo seizing Osama bin Laden in a choke hold then dragging him into the Oval Office then tossing him in the President’s lap declaring “The world is now safe, Chief ” would be a bit insulting. We’ve seen today every film that deals with the Middle Eastern situation has failed because it is a subject people find incredibly painful to sit through while it is ongoing. Maybe ten years in the future a good film will be produced on the subject. Right now I believe revealing a situation like the ongoing genocide in Burma provides a compelling story simply because it is true and is the longest running civil war in the world.

If you'd like to see the rest of the interview - click here. -the Armorer

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Via multiple sources comes Iowahawk's application of New York Times Invesitgative Techniques as applied to combat vets - applied to journalists. Here's how it starts:

Bylines of Brutality As Casualties Mount, Some Question The Emotional Stability of Media Vets

An Iowahawk Special Investigative Report
With Statistical Guidance from the New York Times

A Denver newspaper columnist is arrested for stalking a story subject. In Cincinnati, a television reporter is arrested on charges of child molestation. A North Carolina newspaper reporter is arrested for harassing a local woman. A drunken Chicago Sun-Times columnist and editorial board member is arrested for wife beating. A Baltimore newspaper editor is arrested for threatening neighbors with a shotgun. In Florida, one TV reporter is arrested for DUI, while another is charged with carrying a gun into a high school. A Philadelphia news anchorwoman goes on a violent drunken rampage, assaulting a police officer. In England, a newspaper columnist is arrested for killing her elderly aunt.

Unrelated incidents, or mounting evidence of that America's newsrooms have become a breeding ground for murderous, drunk, gun-wielding child molesters? Answers are elusive, but the ever-increasing toll of violent crimes committed by journalists has led some experts to warn that without programs for intensive mental health care, the nation faces a potential bloodbath at the hands of psychopathic media vets.

"These people could snap at any minute," says James Treacher of the Treacher Institute for Journalist Studies. "We need to get them the help and medication they need before it's too late."

You owe it to yourself to visit Iowahawk and read the whole thing. -the Armorer

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Just received in email a notice for a Patriot Guard Mission for Cpl Todd Davis, 22, on Jan 20, 2008. Cpl Davis was killed in Sinsil, Iraq, January 9 along with five other soldiers when a house born IED exploded during operations against Al Qaeda.

The mission will begin Sunday at 1000 Mariott Hotel, 775 Brasilia @ KCI. His remains will be escorted to the funeral home at I-435 and Holmes. If you are in the area, please join us. Cages (cars) are welcome and expected considering the weather.

Please sign his guest book and offer condolences to his family. -Kat

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by Denizens on Jan 19, 2008 | General Commentary

"Winter Soldier" for Iraq and Afstan.

So, anybody here planning to be the next John Kerry? Or, if being John Kerry isn't your cup of tea, would you like to be present when the next John Kerry "makes his bones" as an ant-war veteran to jump-start a political career? So you can record it for posterity?

Huh?

Anybody want to go to IVAW's Winter Soldier? In the "I got mail" post below this one, "Army Sergeant" made me an ivitation to attend the event. They are looking for bloggers, pro-war, anti-war, pro-military, anti-military, or just bloggers in general who meet the criteria laid out in this post at ActiveDutyPatriot. They're looking for bloggers - especially active duty bloggers, who meet this criteria:

I can almost hear the protestations from here. People are probably readying their typing fingers now, getting ready to blog all about how IVAW will only be choosing their personal favorites, established anti-war bloggers.
If so, I have to say: you could not be more wrong.

We welcome bloggers, regardless of political affiliation or stance on the war

IVAW believes that Winter Soldier will stand on its own merits. We have no need to preach to the choir-we think that this testimony is and needs to be an important part of the dialogue about the war.

Preference will be given first to active duty military bloggers. Active duty military bloggers, regardless of their stance on the war, will have a seat. Active duty military bloggers unable to afford the financial burden of transportation to DC but still wishing to attend, please contact me at sgtivaw@gmail.com . It will next be given to veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, and following that, all other veterans. This is an event by military and former military, and we want to help as many of you get there as possible.

There will, of course, be some criteria and ground rules. If you are active duty, some are waiverable.

1. This is nonwaiverable: you must not be associated or have endorsed radical violence, in your blog or in person, against idealogical opponents. This is for both sides of the political spectrum and war dialogue. If your words have suggested you will be unable to control and behave yourself with a gathering of your fellow bloggers and/or a large group of veterans with differing political views, you will not be permitted to attend said gathering.

2. You must have an established and regularly updated blog.

3. You must be willing to provide bonafides, particularly at the door, and especially if you claim military service for preference. (Nonwaiverable)

4. Many active duty members and veterans will be attending but not testifying at the Winter Soldier hearings. They are not the news, and they are not fair targets for blog attack. You must be willing to sign a nondisclosure agreement about these people and these people only-that you will not reveal audience members or publish audience words without their explicit consent.

5. Opinions are great. Diversity in ideas is welcome. It is by having the best ideas, not by distorting the facts to match the ideas, that success is possible. You must at least demonstrate the capability for an open mind-and have demonstrated via your blog that you are committed to the factual accuracy, whatever your personal spin.

6. You must have displayed a capacity for making arguments other than ad hominem attacks, and kept personal bile against military members and veterans to a minumum. For entirely fictitious example: saying "Army Sergeant was taken into custody by the police once for animal abuse, thus making all testimony suspect." is fine. "Army Sergeant is a filthy moonbat commie dog-kicker and should burn in hell" is not fine. Remember that whether you believe them or not, whether you believe in what Winter Soldier is trying to accomplish or not, the fact remains that everyone testifying has raised their right hand and swore an oath to their country. Many of them will never be the same again, and some may in fact suffer from PTSD. They do not deserve that kind of treatment.

I admit, I'm tempted. But I couldn't make the entire event because I have a bill-paying-employment travel requirement that conflicts.

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by John on Jan 19, 2008 | Politics

Internet snipe hunt

Okay, let's have an internet snipe hunt.

Sailors will have a possible advantage here.

Hosting provided by FotoTime

Larger version can be had by clicking here.

A hint: Where once there were many, there is only one.

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by John on Jan 19, 2008 | TrackBack (0) | Historical Stuff

January 18, 2008

Hmmm. It's lunch, I got mail.

Press release on Dole Institute Milblog Panel. Note that two of the guests, Holt & Carroll will meet with military and journalism faculty, classes and students on Jan29 & 30.

Jan. 17, 2008
Contact: Jonathan Earle, Dole Institute of Politics, (785) 864-4900 .

Dole Institute to host panel discussion on military blogs
LAWRENCE — As a follow-up to a successful program in early 2007 on political Weblogs, the Dole Institute of Politics will host a panel discussion about another dynamic and growing community on the Internet: military blogs (also known as “milblogs”).

Blogs from the front lines in Iraq and Afghanistan have allowed readers at home to connect with soldiers, contractors and civilians who are serving their countries, and they have forced the Pentagon to rush headlong into this 21st century medium.

Milblogs began to appear shortly after the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan in 2001. They saw a dramatic increase in usage following the 2003 invasion of Iraq. According to Joshua Patterson, a KU graduate student studying journalism, Milblogging.com had indexed more than 1,800 military blogs in more than 30 countries as of Dec. 1, 2007.

“Milblogs and soldier blogs are often gripping and graphic firsthand accounts of the author’s life and experiences,” said Jonathan Earle, interim director of the Dole Institute. “This program will give our audience a window onto a new and fast-changing part of the so-called ‘new media.’ I can’t recall a similar program anywhere else in the country.”

The program will begin at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 29, at the Dole Institute. It is free and open to the public.

Like last year’s “Blog to the Chief” program at the Dole Institute, this discussion will be moderated by David Perlmutter, associate dean of KU’s William Allen White School of Journalism and Mass Communications and author of the books “Visions of War” and “Blogwars.” The panel will feature Charles J. “Jack” Holt, chief of New Media Operations for the Department of Defense, and leading military bloggers Ward Carroll, editor of Military.com and Milblog.com; and John Donovan, lead blogger of Argghhh! The Home of Two of Jonah’s Military Guys.

Holt is a career Pentagon civilian employee. He served with the National Guard at the National Guard Bureau and was deployed to Hungary, Croatia and Bosnia. The New Media Outreach program, which he leads, studies how new technologies inform the public of defense policy and operations.

During his 20-year Navy career, Caroll served in four F-14 squadrons, accumulating more than 2,800 flight hours in operations that included five extended aircraft carrier deployments to hostile regions. Carroll has worked as a writer and cartoonist for Approach magazine and is the author of five books, including “Militia Kill.” He currently blogs at Defensetech.org and his personal site, wardcarroll.com.

Donovan is a retired soldier who served for 20 years as an artillery expert, military historian, training and simulations expert and weapons of mass destruction response planner. He currently works as a defense contractor for the Army, working on everything from simulation development to operational analysis. He has worked on projects ranging from developing an analytic personnel management model to future Army concepts, structures and equipment. As a blogger, he covers military affairs, firearms, military history and politics.

There's an advantage to being local. I'm cheap, they don't have to fly me in or put me up. I just get a free dinner out of it. As I understand it, Dave is going to take advantage of my localness and have me do with his fall semester classes what he's having Ward Carroll and Jack Holt do for his spring semester classes.

At least that's what my ego hopes, ennyway... 8^ )

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by John on Jan 18, 2008 | Shameless Self-Promotion

Pink weaponry, continued.

Ah, why not?

People brought up the SAS Pink Panthers...

SAS Pink Panther Land Rover.

And while we noted "Mountbatten Pink" for warships, there aren't any color photos of same... so we'll substitute a much brighter shade of pink, as applied to the USS Balao.

Not your father's Yellow Submarine - the USS <em>Balao</em> gussied up for her movie role in Operation Petticoat.

Even if it was for a movie...

There are two more in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry... because, well, one is embarrassing.

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by John on Jan 18, 2008 | I think it's funny!

Spinning the news, good and bad.

From an email. Now, there's no denying there's good news in here, if you're a veteran.

Key Veterans Funding Accomplishments in the 110th Congress

Historic increases in support for the VA health care system
o $11.8 billion in increases over 12 months
 $3.4 billion increase to FY07 CR
 $1.8 billion in Supplemental funding in May 2007 Iraq war spending bill
 $6.6 billion increase in FY08 bill (last $3.7 billion as contingency)
o 30% increase in the VA funding baseline from January 2007 (from $33.1 billion to $43.1 billion)
o Other key increases since January 2007 (when the budget was frozen at FY06 levels)
 Medical Services $29.1 billion (from $22.5 billion, a 29% increase)
 Medical Administration $3.5 billion (from $2.9 billion, a 21% increase)
 Medical Facilities $4.1 billion (from $3.3 billion, a 24% increase)
 Medical Research $480 million (from $412 million, a 17% increase)
 Substance Abuse $428 million (from $358 million, a 20% increase)
 Homeless veterans $130 million (from $63.6 million, a 104% increase)

240% increase in non-recurring maintenance at VA facilities since January 2007 to prevent a Walter Reed-like tragedy from occurring there.
o $415 million in FY 2006, $1.08 billion in FY 2008 bill.
o VA’s Asset Management Plan notes that to adequately maintain the $40 billion in infrastructure they have, between $800 million and $1.6 billion is required annually.

Focusing on Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and Traumatic Brain Injury.
o Required the VA to spend at least $2.9 billion on mental health care. (In FY06, the requirement was a minimum of $2.2 billion, making this a 32% increase.)
o Required that current Level I Polytrauma Centers and the centers of excellence for Mental Health and PTSD will be fully staffed and operational in FY2008
o Added $66 million for a new Level 1 Polytrauma Center in San Antonio
o Added $100 million for mental health care and $32.5 million for medical research into PTSD, TBI and prosthetics in the Iraq supplemental (5/07).
o Added $8 million for additional Polytrauma support clinic teams
o Added $5.4 million for additional Polytrauma points of contact

Focusing serious attention on the 400,000 claims backlog by hiring additional claims processors
o Added 3,100 new claims processors to the VA
 400 new hires funded through FY07 CR
 800 new hires funded through Iraq Supplemental
 1,800 new hires funded by FY08 Omnibus
o Projected total claims processors for Compensation and Pension benefits
 End of year FY07: 9,068
 End of year FY08: 10,998
o VA projects that even with new employees requiring training time, productivity will increase from 774,378 claims processed in 2006 to 858,906 claims processed in 2008. (84,528 or 11% increase)

Supporting our rural veterans who live far from VA facilities
o Increased the travel reimbursement from 11 cents/mile to 28.5 cents/mile. (First increase since 1979, when gas was 95 cents/gallon.)

Of course, I'm a curmudgeon and a grump at heart.

It's all nice... until I see the last bullet, where they pat themselves on the back for giving vets a somewhat over half of the current gov't reimbursement rate, and this rate, unlike the GSA rate, isn't shifted for prices (as noted in the press release).

I know, I know, we have to live in the realm of the possible and the reality of the budget. I just know the guys in western Kansas have to do some driving to get places where VA offers care. And this has to be spun in a positive manner or you actually shoot yourself in the foot making progress look like a lack of progress (heh, election campaigns anyone?).

Of course, as someone with a 50 year perspective on the issue of gov't health care (DoD and VA, having been a customer since 9 months before my birth) the 240% increase for infrastructure we're so proud of here should be said with heads hung low for letting it happen. "An ounce of prevention.."

Now, as I've noted elsewhere about infrastructure - no one gets their name on a rebuilt bridge, and no one gets re-elected for maintaining things... you get credit for building stuff. Look at West Byrdinia! Just as Colonels and Generals get credit for implementing projects, which, if 5 years later turn out to have been failures... no penalty attaches.

But, when you take a 232 year perspective on it - I live in a Golden Age for veterans, and I know it. My grandfather may not have marched with the Bonus Army, but I have little doubt he was sympathetic to them, as a WWI veteran himself. It's taken three generations in my family to get us this far, and we at least seem to be on a two steps forward, 1 step back path now, vice the "Huh? Veterans? Let's give 'em a parade and hope they go away!" that was the modus operandi of the Republic prior to 1930.

So, perhaps we can let freshman members of this Congress take full credit for what the 110th Congress has done in this regard. But people who served in the 109th, 108th, etc... regardless of party (and the associated Presidents of both parties) shouldn't crow about it, it should come with an apology note depending on how they voted, at the least. The Presidents get the bigger share of the blame in my eyes in that they should been asking for it.

But hey, Rumsfeld spent his time trying to find ways to get me to stop using TRICARE... damn greedy retirees!

So, don't mind me, a downside of being something of a historian is a sense of "Dang it, we've been down this path before" that the blissfully unaware are not subject to!

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by John on Jan 18, 2008 | Politics

Yo, Ledger --

Since Ledger posed me some interesting questions in the comment section a couple of days back (rather than relying on my spotty e-mail reading habits), I figure I’ll answer right out in the open so that
a. anybody (who isn’t / hasn’t been a contractor) who’s also curious about the subject won’t start bugging me in the comments and
b. anybody (who is / has been a contractor) who’s got a completely different set of experiences can start bugging me in the comments.

1. Are contractors really so cost efficient that they replace two divisions (let’s say a division is 15,000 men)?

Well, you wouldn’t *want* to replace an entire division or two (man-for-man) with contractors because
a. it definitely wouldn’t be cost-effective, even in the long run and
b. that infantry gig is too rough on the knees when you’re my age.
What *is* cost-effective is replacing small elements (say, platoon-to-company-sized – and not from the tooth, but from the tail) with an even smaller number of high-speed, low-drag, multitalented, multitasking, Jack-of-All-Trades-and-Masters-of-a-Whole-Bunch contractors, such as, well, *me*. Contractors function most-effectively in a supporting role, freeing up uniformed folks to weight the pointy end. F’rinstance, six of us contractor-type instructor pilots will be replacing about a dozen Air Force ‘structor pilots plus a half-dozen ground instructors and a couple of flight simulator operators on the fixed-wing side. When the rotary-wing portion opens up, I’ll be teaching that group, too, and six more contractor IPs will replace all the Army IPs plus the Army ground instructors *and* augment the two contractor simulator operators. Our one logistics guy will replace four military supply types.
Another thing you get is focused specialization – say, you’ve just been awarded the gate-guard portion of the Force Protection contract for an LSA – the first thing you do is hire vet-MPs and -APs, because they’ve already spent at least one tour being successful at guarding gates. They’ll hit the ground running, rather than spending “unproductive” time training up for the job, and chances are *excellent* that they already know all the sneaky tricks the opposition uses to try to get HE surprises into the base.
Don’t forget, most contracts are short-lived (a year or three), so the contractors “go away” sooner than troops do -- at least, until the next contract award, which may be for something entirely different in an entirely different area. Since the better part of the Defense Budget is obligated for personnel (pay and allowances, etc.), you hire contractors for the short run and spend a boatload of money, but you’re saving it in the long run because you’re not paying for training, base pay, bonuses, family housing for dependents, etc., for the equivalent number of troops over the course of several years (twenty or thirty), nor are you incurring obligations for their retirement pay.

2. Do contractors really make $400 a day or about $140,000 per year? I am sure rotor wing pilots like BillT would be paid a higher amount because of his skills. Is this $400 a day net take-home pay?

The salary depends on the job description, the amount of physical danger involved, the outfit that was awarded the contract and the hiree’s experience, pretty much like any job in New York, Philly, Amsterdam or Oslo. Oh, yeah – the gummint sets terms, too.
I worked with a guy in Pakistan who made an *obscene* amount of money as a helicopter owner-operator in California and was making less on this particular contract than he would have by supporting the average Hollywood mega-production; on the flip side, I have a couple of wheeled-vehicle mechanic buds in Kuwait and a fellow aviator in Kazakhstan who all make twice what they’d make working stateside.
Whether or not your salary is tax exempt depends on whether or not you spend at least 330 days OCONUS; if you do, your earnings up to $84-point-something-grand are tax-free. There are additional stipulations and requirements for increasing your tax freedom from the IRS, but then you incur Host Nation tax obligations.

3. Do contractors die in higher numbers than their military counterparts thus, justify being highly paid?

Depends on the job, your own survival skills and pure luck. Most of the high pay offered is because the companies hiring want to attract the best talent, and the best talent can afford to figure the odds and be picky. And, since the companies are offering the bucks, *they* can afford to be picky when they hire.
Have there been a *lot* of contractors killed? Yes. But if you compare the stats (numbers in-country and numbers of casualties) for both contractors and troops, the percentage for each group is about the same.
However, don’t forget that most contract jobs in nasty areas are pretty mundane – satellite commo systems setup and integration, avionics circuit-board repair, HESCO barrier installation, counter-mortar radar calibration and stuff like that -- the “go-in-harm’s-way” security types probably suffer marginally more casualties, but there are plenty more scuzzballs who prefer to pick on “softer” targets.

4. Do contractors depend on the military when they get into a jam?

Most of us depend on the military for pretty much everything we don’t bring with us – security, housing, cute nurses – and, since most of us work in the tail and not the tooth, we have neither the firepower (have you priced Ma Deuce ammo lately?) nor the industrial-strength toys that only sovereign nations (or John and Murray) can afford. In my particular situation, we’ve worked out a deal with the QRF (Quick Reaction Force) guys to cover us in case we faw-down, go-boom due to hostile fire or mechanical failure.
The contractors who work outside the wire (most teachers, construction workers, truckers, etc.) *usually* travel with armed escorts, either allied troops or local-hire bodyguards. Those who don’t travel in a convoy generally pack sufficient firepower to suppress a small-arms ambush (in Pakistan, we had a ram truck as lead vehicle and eight guys with subguns in a thin-skin SUV as trail). Those who travel solo are sometimes lucky and sometimes not.
As far as the armed security type contractors go (e.g., Blackwater), I know of several instances in which
a. troops charged to contractor rescue,
b. contractors charged to troop rescue and
c. blue-on-blue firefights broke out between troops and contractors because of crappy planning and really, really *sloppy* intel work. Plus atrocious Threat Recognition on both sides. And I’ve talked with participants from both sides of all three types (the last one *after* their tempers cooled – the advantage to being both retired Army and a contractor is I can walk in both worlds without betting beaten up in either).

So much for personal observations. Anybody else care to expound (or expand) on the subject?

Hold the e-mails – I’m still working my way through December…

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by CW4BillT on Jan 18, 2008 | GWOT Whatever it is... | Bill's Excellent Adventure | General Commentary | Observations on things Military

January 17, 2008

A fallen warrrior.

One of those who was a double-warrior. A police officer and a military reservist. With a Castle connection - he was one of 1SG Keith's troops. What follows is from 1SG Keith. This post will remain up top all day. New content comes in below.

Barker.jpg

We lost one of our own today. Staff Sergeant Eric Barker, my broadcast section NCOIC, was killed in a shootout in Atlanta at 1240 am Wednesday morning. When not serving our country in the US Army Reserve, Barker was a Dekalb County Police Department officer. Last night, while working an off-duty detail with another officer, Barker and his partner were gunned down in an ambush.

Watching the news reports, I could see the little yellow evidence markers. A lot of them. I saw a number 57 on one. Hopefully they were marking more than just bullet casings. Barker was a good NCO and a very cool guy. He was always joking. We talked several times about family. He and his wife have 4 kids, the youngest of which is only 3 or 4. I'm sure they won't understand why Daddy's not coming home. They won't understand for a few years anyway. I hope they catch these guys. I hope they try to get away. I'm angry, as is everyone who knows Barker. I want revenge. I don't care if some panty-waisted liberal claims the perpetrators were disadvantaged youth- fact is, they killed two police officers; one of which was also a friend of mine.

I like what the Chief had to say during his many press conferences today: "Of all the avenues I've gone down as police chief, this one was the darkest, and the toughest hour I've ever had, because it was about nothing -- senseless... today's act of senseless violence is a display of what we're seeing around the country where people will shoot down a police officer without regard to any repercussions."

My respect for Chief Bolton doubled when I heard him say, "For those witnesses and those people that are here [at the apartment complex]: Don't lie to us. Tell us the truth....For to witness the life, the whole life, of a police officer, who represents us all, lie there on the asphalt in the middle of the night, leaving behind children -- and we're going to remain silent. I submit to you today, you're not my brother, you're not my sister if you go down that road."

Staff Sgt. Eric Barker is my brother, and he will be sorely missed.



Those we love
can never really leave us.
We feel their presence,
like a gentle touch,
whenever we remember
moments shared
and do again
the things they loved to do.
In so many ways,
they remain with us,
their gentle spirits part of
all we do and all we are.

May you find comfort in the gentle words, helping hands, and warm thoughts offered in loving sympathy.

Take care, Staff Sgt. Eric Barker. We will meet again someday on the other side.

Now is the time at Castle Argghhh! when we dance, In Memoriam.


Update: Click this link if you are unfamiliar with the backstory for this post. A suspect in the shootings has been apprehended.

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by John on Jan 17, 2008 | Something for the Soul

H&I* FIRES 17 JAN 2008

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

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Bob Owens has a nice take-down of the NYT article about those murderous combat vets. Bob answers one the questions I had, about the potential for a Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc logical fallacy underlying the NYT analysis - i.e., the Times seems to have assumed, you're a combat vet, you killed someone, therefore you must have killed someone because you're a combat vet... or, as the latin translates... "After this, because of this." Bob's article at Pajamas Media discusses some of the killings (not all were "murders") that illustrate the point. Others (mentioned and linked in Bob's article) have already taken a look at the demographic issues - i.e., whether the Times likes it or not (of course, it seems that making the comparison escaped them) - taking their numbers at face value... returning combat vets kill people at a lesser rate than their non-combat experienced age cohort. -the Armorer

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Heh. Via The Corner, we find ourselves at The Swamp, a Chicago Tribune blog - which is skewering Representative Nancy Kaptur (D-OH) for a problem with some pesky things like knowing who your witness is at a hearing - in this case, she was confused about the Chairman of the Fed, Paul Bernanke's background. Frank James gives us this:

At today's House Budget Committee hearing at which Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is testifying, Kaptur had just asked Bernanke this somewhat mind-boggling question: what did he think of the idea that Wall Street "bankers, fiananciers and board members" who contributed to the subprime mortgage mess be forced to "pay back" their salaries and bonuses to help pay for the economic stimulus package being discussed in Washington. At least she didn't ask him his view on perpetual motion machines.

Emphasis mine. Hmmmmmm. Lessee, Ms. Kaptur... you're suggesting the government confiscate the salaries of private citizens who, in your eyes, failed in their fiduciary duty and made bad decisions.

Okay. I'll go for that breath-taking expansion of government power if there's a tit-for-tat. We get to do the same thing to Congress. Deal? -the Armorer

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by Denizens on Jan 17, 2008 | General Commentary

Today is be mean to tankers day...

This is sooo awful (and fulla pictures) that to spare the faint-of-heart (and dial-up customers) I've put it in the Flash Traffic/Extended entry... continuing the theme of pink weaponry...

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by John on Jan 17, 2008 | Tanks and AFVs

This will make a few regulars... irregular.

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by John on Jan 17, 2008 | Tanks and AFVs

January 16, 2008

H&I* FIRES 16 JAN 2008

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You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

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Roman soldiers of the 1st Century AD (shoot me, I'm not PC here) wanted the same thing soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan want... "Paria udonum ab Sattua solearum duo et subligariorum duo." Loosely translated: socks, shoes, and clean underwear. Courtesy of JTG and the Daily Mail - "Letters from the Front, Roman-style." -the Armorer

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by Denizens on Jan 16, 2008 | General Commentary

A unique tank.

A long serving warrior... ...with a very unique record of service. The Atomic Tank. I admit, I've always had a soft spot for the Centurion. What a warrior of a tank she was, especially in Israeli hands. This is the saga of an Ozzie tank with a unique history.

The Centurion in position prior to the initiation of the atomic blast. The bomb was detonated atop the tower visible in the background to the left of the tank. <br />
Clearly visible on the rear armour is the registration number 169041, while low scrubby vegetation can be seen in the distant background (http://www.raeme.net/ops.php?op=armd&item=3)

The Centurion in position prior to the initiation of the atomic blast. The bomb was detonated atop the tower visible in the background to the left of the tank. Clearly visible on the rear armour is the registration number 169041, while low scrubby vegetation can be seen in the distant background.
During the few hours leading up to detonation on 15 October 1953, the Centurion’s main and auxiliary generator engines were started and the various electrical systems switched on. All hatches were then closed.

Surprisingly, the blast caused less damage than expected.

The tank stayed upright, but was pushed back over 5 feet and skewed slightly to the left.
Most of the heavy transmission deck covers were thrown open and ended up resting on the rear of the turret.

Surfaces facing the epicentre were all sandblasted and the glass lenses on the optical equipment were badly pitted.

The heavy side plates were all torn off and deposited up to 200 yards away, while the track guards and side bins were badly distorted but remained on the vehicle.

Lighter items such as the aerials were carried away, and canvas components like the mantlet cover were burned off.

Interestingly, the report concluded that the most vulnerable part of a Centurion tank caught in an atomic blast was the crew!

When first observed by a survey party only 60 minutes after the blast, the engine was not running, but investigations later ascertained that it had simply run out of fuel a few minutes after the blast.

Heh. Obviously, (for those who understand this) back in the days before integrated circuits were in *everything*.

I would note also, Stupid Nuclear Testing (as in the caption to the photo below) was not a unique rectal-cranial infarct of the United States.

The tank on the Rogers Brothers M9 trailer after its recovery back to the Long Range Weapons Establishment base at Woomera. Note the extra tyres tied to the tank: the result of a number of blow-outs on the overloaded trailer. </p>

<p>One of the recovery crew later observed that they were told to place the tank in isolation well away from the buildings, yet had not been briefed about any radiation hazard prior to the recovery, or been provided with any special protective equipment. (http://www.raeme.net/ops.php?op=armd&item=3)


The tank on the Rogers Brothers M9 trailer after its recovery back to the Long Range Weapons Establishment base at Woomera. Note the extra tyres tied to the tank: the result of a number of blow-outs on the overloaded trailer.

One of the recovery crew later observed that they were told to place the tank in isolation well away from the buildings, yet had not been briefed about any radiation hazard prior to the recovery, or been provided with any special protective equipment.

She went on to serve another couple of decades... see the rest of the story here.

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by John on Jan 16, 2008 | General Commentary

Speaking of toy pistols...

Which we did, tongue-in-cheek, in yesterday's H&I Fires... snarking my sister a bit about her attempts to keep "gunplay" out of the play-habits of her children. However, depending on where you live, and/or the relative wisdom and intellect of your child... you *should* keep toy guns away from them. As in these toys in Iraq.

Which Pistol is the Real Deal? Photo by Spc. Adam Sanders, January 11, 2008  Staff Sgt. Terry Dahl holds a real 9 mm pistol in his right hand and a toy 9 mm pistol in his left at an Iraqi police station in Seddah, to demonstrate how similar the fake and real weapons look. Coalition forces are asking shop owners to stop selling the toys to children so they are not mistaken for insurgents. Staff Sgt. Dahl is with the 9th Psychological Operations Battalion.[The official caption is incorrect - the toy pistol is in the *soldier's* right hand, the real pistol in his left - but to us, the viewer, the toy is on the left, and real pistol on the right. -the Armorer]

Which Pistol is the Real Deal? Photo by Spc. Adam Sanders, January 11, 2008

Staff Sgt. Terry Dahl holds a real 9 mm pistol in his right hand and a toy 9 mm pistol in his left at an Iraqi police station in Seddah, to demonstrate how similar the fake and real weapons look. Coalition forces are asking shop owners to stop selling the toys to children so they are not mistaken for insurgents. Staff Sgt. Dahl is with the 9th Psychological Operations Battalion. .[Update: As reader BCross points out - the caption is incorrect - the toy pistol is in the *soldier's* right hand, the real pistol in his left - but to us, the viewer, the toy is on the left, and real pistol on the right. -the Armorer

A little closer look:

Comparison of toy Glock and a real Glock - US troops are asking shopkeepers in Iraq to not sell the realistic looking toy pistols to children.  And for good reason, in the current environment in Iraq.

Now, you could put markings on them, like the blaze orange markings required for realistic toys/replicas/air soft guns that are sold in the US.

Or, better, yet, provide the insurgents with these rifles and pistols that look like this, to better identify them...

Hello Kitty Pistol

After all, we *might* get 'em to do it - the current crowd running around as insurgents have, in the past, had some silly-looking iron themselves...

One of Saddam's personal weapons.

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by John on Jan 16, 2008 | Gun Pics

January 15, 2008

H&I* FIRES 15 JAN 2008

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Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

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General McKiernan to assume command of the NATO forces in Afghanistan. Among his many qualifications for the job - may fave is the first one:

General McKiernan was never a favorite of former Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, and after the invasion he was made the deputy head of the Army’s Forces Command, which oversees the training of American troops in the United States. In 2005, he was awarded a fourth star and made the head of American Army troops in Europe.

His European experience will be a plus in dealing with NATO’s disparate forces in Afghanistan. During the 1990s, he was a senior officer with allied forces in Bosnia and later was deputy chief of staff of American Army operations in Europe.

Among his other posts, he has been commander of the First Cavalry Division and the Army’s chief of operations.

Petty of me, I know.

Read the rest here, in the NYT.

Of course, I'm guessing it won't be easy, and this Washington Post story via MSNBC lays out:

The U.S. plan to send an additional 3,200 Marines to troubled southern Afghanistan this spring reflects the Pentagon's belief that if it can't bully its recalcitrant NATO allies into sending more troops to the Afghan front, perhaps it can shame them into doing so, U.S. officials said. But the immediate reaction to the proposed deployment from NATO partners fighting alongside U.S. forces was that it was about time the United States stepped up its own effort.

After more than six years of coalition warfare in Afghanistan, NATO is a bundle of frayed nerves and tension over nearly every aspect of the conflict, including troop levels and missions, reconstruction, anti-narcotics efforts, and even counterinsurgency strategy. Stress has grown along with casualties, domestic pressures and a sense that the war is not improving, according to a wide range of senior U.S. and NATO-member officials who agreed to discuss sensitive alliance issues on the condition of anonymity.

Moving over to Iraq - here's some understatment, methinks:

Mr. Qadir’s comments are likely to become a factor in political debate over the war. All of the Democratic presidential candidates have promised a swift American withdrawal, while the leading Republican candidates have generally supported President Bush’s plan. Now that rough dates have been attached to his formula, they will certainly come under scrutiny from both sides.

In what context? This one:

FORT MONROE, Va. — The Iraqi defense minister said Monday that his nation would not be able to take full responsibility for its internal security until 2012, nor be able on its own to defend Iraq’s borders from external threat until at least 2018.

Those comments from the minister, Abdul Qadir, were among the most specific public projections of a timeline for the American commitment in Iraq by officials in either Washington or Baghdad. And they suggested a longer commitment than either government had previously indicated.

Pentagon officials expressed no surprise at Mr. Qadir’s projections, which were even less optimistic than those he made last year.

President Bush has never given a date for a military withdrawal from Iraq but has repeatedly said that American forces would stand down as Iraqi forces stand up. Given Mr. Qadir’s assessment of Iraq’s military capabilities on Monday, such a withdrawal appeared to be quite distant, and further away than any American officials have previously stated in public.

You can read the rest of that here in the NYT. As ever, the devil is in the details. -the Armorer

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The model for the Mona Lisa has been definitively identified. - FbL

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In their ever-accelerating attempt to make Senator Reid and Speaker Pelosi furious, the Iraqis have finally passed their "de-Baathification Remediation Reconciliation" bill. From the Christian Science Monitor:

Signs of political reconciliation are emerging in Iraq, raising US hopes that a logjam has broken.

By Howard LaFranchi, Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor

WASHINGTON -- The Bush administration is counting on Saturday's passage of a key piece of legislation in Iraq, easing measures against former Baathists, to act as a break in a logjam that has held up national reconciliation.

With violence down, insurgent groups quieted, and many of the forces affiliated with Al Qaeda in Iraq routed, the United States is hoping passage of the new law means the "surge" of 30,000 additional troops is succeeding. In announcing the surge a year ago, President Bush said its aim was to provide the conditions for Iraq's warring power blocs to find common ground on important political issues.

Not that all is sweetness and light in Iraq - the a**holes still vex us:

WASHINGTON — When the two Army Rangers slipped inside the house of suspected assassins in the dark on Christmas morning in Mosul, they expected a fight. They got one.

Two gunmen, using an 11-year-old boy as a shield, confronted the soldiers. One of the Rangers, a staff sergeant, shot the suspects dead with his rifle. The boy was unharmed, according to an Army document about the assault. [Emphasis mine. -the Armorer]

That clash — recounted to USA TODAY by four of the Rangers involved and confirmed by the military command in Baghdad — kicked off what U.S. military officials say was a 17-hour firefight that resulted in the deaths of 10 al-Qaeda in Iraq insurgents, including the head of an assassination cell, a financier and a military leader. At least one fighter was from Saudi Arabia, according to the military account of the raid. Intelligence gleaned from the fight led to 10 follow-up operations, the Rangers' commander said.

The Dec. 25 raid occurred in what military officials say has become the most dangerous part of Iraq — Mosul and surrounding areas, about 200 miles north of Baghdad. The assault was a preview of a U.S.-led campaign to root out insurgents in Mosul and Diyala province who have targeted those who cooperate with Americans. It was part of a broader operation that led to the combat deaths of nine U.S. soldiers last week in Diyala.

You can catch the rest of that in USA Today. -the Armorer

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Now, for a little change of pace... want to have your guns, and eat them, too?

Snerk!

My sister, who is not a fan of guns, but who has come to terms with the fact that reasonable people can have reasonable reasons for owning a lot of them (because of the blog) was determined that her children would not play with guns.

So, no toy guns, not even squirt guns.

She recognized the fallacy when her eldest took a slice of bread, bit off a corner, and proceeded to say "Bang! Bang!"

So, of course, I sent her the link.

H/t, the Flea! -the Armorer

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J.R. and Josie Salzman have been known on these pages as "a wounded warrior and courageous spouse." But today I wanted to share something far more universal--a vignette of typical domestic life, from her point of view: Cooks and those who love them, but not their cooking. - FbL

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Update: You simply *must* read that post that Fuzzybee linked. Jo, you are a gift from G-d. Lookit the line she handed us... " watching the officer arrest the cross dresser with a warrant"

The truth is out there, Chief WARRANT Officer 4 BillT(ret'd)... Let us not quibble about context. Today I'm pretending I'm an MSM reporter...! -the Armorer

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How come my spam filters are full of "Colon Cleanse" ads? What's wrong with my punctuation? I've got an apostrophe problem, sure, but my colons are fine! :::: See? Or izzis a public health campaign in Panama and they're just soliciting help from the world? -the Armorer

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by Denizens on Jan 15, 2008 | General Commentary

The News in Pictures

It's gotten so that if you want any news from Iraq, you gotta look at the pictures. Here's what I found today:

Apparently victims of Saddam Hussein's 1996-1999 "Anfal" Campaign in which entire Kurdish villages were gassed and leveled, are finally being laid to rest.

Though I've Googled the name, I can find nothing more than captions about this story. No context, no sense of the depth of significance of this man's death.

The Shiite "high holy days" of Ashura are passing peacefully, a notable achievement. And on that subject, how does this picture strike you?

In fact, it has gotten so "quiet" that at least one reporter has had to dig into the past for a story.

And here are some photos about a story that has been widely publicized. Every recent photo I could find on Yahoo News involving a story about veterans has a caption that mentions the same article, and the particular photos chosen to illustrate the captions are downright chilling in that context, At least that's obviously the intention, though my reaction is quite different.

--FbL

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by Denizens on Jan 15, 2008 | Global War on Terror (GWOT)

Doncha just hate it when the pesky facts get in the way...

...i.e., that despite the biggest argument made against concealed carry laws is that the streets will run red with blood... that hasn't happened yet? Anywhere? Yet, those arguments are still made any time the subject comes up in the states where concealed carry is not a fact... and are still accepted by those who just can't abide the thought of a citizen under arms who isn't in a uniform or at least carrying a badge...

According to a Detroit Free Press story published Sunday, Michigan now has more than 155,000 residents (about one in 65) legally licensed to carry a loaded firearm. That’s a six-fold increase since the state’s concealed carry law took effect. Most of us remember how nanny-state supporters objected to the law, assuring us that giving people more freedom to exercise their Second Amendment rights would “obviously” produce a flood of violence. Hundreds more people, they predicted, would die in shootouts on highways, city streets and businesses.

Instead, the opposite occurred. As permits have gone up, shootings have gone down and so has violent crime. In fact, the FBI reported Tuesday that violent crime in Detroit fell a surprising 12 percent in the first sixth months of 2007. This came despite a terrible economy that caused one university criminologist to anticipate a crime increase.

You can read the rest here.

Here's a little thought exercise. We allow the Police to carry openly and concealed (and encourage them to do so) because... they are screened, trained in the rules of deadly force, and qualify with their weapons. Right? In a properly implemented concealed carry program... so are the citizens. There is one significant difference right off the top of my head - the rookie cop gets supervised for his first few months to a year, depending on jurisdictions. For the record, I don't have a permit, currently don't plan on getting one (though SWWBO is talking about it for herself) and don't feel the need to carry, because I have the luxury of living in a generally safe place, and no need or interest to go to those places where carrying might be wise, and can generally handle a physical encounter. Your mileage may vary, but I don't live in a Hobbesian world.

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by John on Jan 15, 2008 | Gun Rights

Phrases for Frequent Deployers: Lesson the Second

Maggie made a comment on yesterday's lesson

I have found that tipping with American money helps people from other countries to understand me completely.

that I thought was worth expanding upon:

If you go to the USA, you'll find that a dime is a lot of money.
· Si vous allez aux Etats-Unis, vous trouverez que dix cents c'est beaucoup de fric.
· Si usted va a los Estados Unidos, se dará cuenta de que diez centavos son mucho dinero.
· Wenn du in die USA fährst, wirst du rausfinden, dass zehn cent viel Geld sind.
· Kogda Vy priedete v SShA, Vam stanet izvestno skol'ko kupit desyatka.
· Se va negli Stati Uniti, scoprirà che dieci centesimi sono un sacco di soldi.
· Hvis du tager til USA finder du ud af af, at ti cents er mange penge.
· Als je eens naar de Verenigde Staten gaat, zul je ontdekken dat tien cent veel geld is.

Soooo, Our Princess answers the *supposedly* rhetorical question: "But how ya gonna make some time when all ya got is one thin dime?"

Clicky for a luvverly rant in the comments...

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by CW4BillT on Jan 15, 2008 | I think it's funny!

January 14, 2008

H&I Fires* 14 JAN 2008

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

Time to add a new caveat, because from email it's not clear to some folks (mind you, if you don't read this it won't matter...) Being an open post, people (collectively, the Denizens) other than I post in the H&I. They sign their work (most of the time) - keep that in mind when you want to flame someone in email please - if it doesn't say "The Armorer" or "John" then I didn't write it! And honestly - if you don't like something said or posted... leave a comment, and hash it out (within the context of The Rulez which are clearly posted on the comment form, I would add).

Welcome to my neck of the woods, Mr. Vick. Kiki and Gunner would like to have a word with you, as might the shades of Sebastian, Little Guy, Mickey, Whiskey, and Shadow. For that matter, Meggie, Ajax, Duncan and Shannon.

I know the guy who wrote this is a sports writer, but geez, for some reason, I just can't feel sorry for Michael Vick. The writer, Sam Mellinger, didn't even bother to mention the crime, other than the PETA reference. Of course, everyone in Mellinger's bubble knows the story, I suppose. I wish Vick no harm in prison (or any inmate for that matter)... but *his* choices put him there, and somehow, for some reason, my empathy sensor is broken regarding Mr. Vick - who will still come out of prison rich, and if he's still got the stuff, the NFL will let him play again. Heh. Mebbe he'll come out of prison a crusader for prison reform, and do something useful. -the Armorer

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Soldier's Angel Laurie wants you to drop by and read No Slump For Our Troops -the Armorer

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For military personnel, the response "Bore Clear" is important because...

A. Even though AlGore is boring, it's no reason to shoot him, advertently or inadvertently.
B. That RLO* platform instructor has to have the feedback from his lecture.
C. It just is.

I invite you to provide your own reasons...


*RLO= Real Live Ossifer -the Armorer

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by Denizens on Jan 14, 2008 | General Commentary

Abuse of Federal Police power and prosecutorial discretion.

Now let's move on to some real injustice. The linked story, if accurate in it's details, is a pretty clear example of Federal abuse of police power and prosecutorial discretion - and a, forgive me, dumb jury. It doesn't help that the law isn't well written - but this is as much about how the ATFE and federal prosecutors operate as it is badly worded laws.

From Worldnet Daily (admittedly not the most unbiased of news sources)

WEAPONS OF CHOICE Drill instructor convicted after rifle jams Guardsman guilty of illegally transferring 'machine gun' after firearm malfunctions

A drill instructor in the National Guard has been convicted in a Wisconsin federal court of illegally transferring a machine gun after a rifle he loaned to a student malfunctioned, setting off three shots before jamming.

The verdict of guilty on one count in the case against David Olofson was confirmed yesterday by the clerk's office in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Wisconsin.

That means now that anyone whose weapon malfunctions is subject to charges of having or handling a banned gun, according to an expert witness who reports that the particular problem is a well-known malfunction and was even the subject of a recall from the manufacturer.

"If your semiautomatic rifle breaks or malfunctions you are now subject to prosecution. That is now a sad FACT. I guess we know now what Sen. Kennedy meant when he said he looked forward to working with [Acting Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives Director] Mike Sullivan on Gun control issues, after his committee approved him for full Senate vote," Len Savage, a weaponry expert who runs Historic Arms LLC, said in a blog.

"To those in the sporting culture who have derided 'black guns' and so-called 'assault weapons'; Your double barreled shotgun is now next up to be seized and you could possibly be prosecuted if the ATF can get it to 'fire more than once,' he wrote in a blog run by Red's Trading Post.

"Hey, but don't worry," Savage said. "The people testing it have no procedures in writing and the testing will be in secret. Also if you know of information that proves YOUR innocence, maybe the ATF won't claim that it's tax information at your trial and prevent YOUR judge from viewing it."

Some amelioration of the problem could be gained if these bills were to move out of committee.

HR 1791: Fairness in Firearm Testing Act, which would "require the Bureau of Alcohol , Tobacco , Firearms , and Explosives to make video recordings of the examination and testing of firearms and ammunition, and for other purposes."

HR 4900: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives Reform and Firearms Modernization Act of 2007. This act has much in it designed to keep ATFE from putting dealers out of business or putting 'em in jail for minor paperwork violations - vice *substantive* and *material* ones.

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by John on Jan 14, 2008 | Gun Rights

Phrases for Frequent Deployers: Lesson the First

The Defense Language Institute has a bunch of handy-dandy downloadable (except to machines running Vista) English-to-Whatever common phrase pamphlets for folks going to pretty much anywhere. Problem is, the subject matter is limited to items like, "Halt! Put the pin back in the grenade and place it gently on the ground!" and "You have a sucking chest wound. Shall I notify a medic?"

Personally, I prefer my Phrasebook for Frequent Deployers. Not only are the phrases more appropriate for social situations, but the languages are limited to French, Spanish, German, Russian, Italian, Norwegian and Dutch, which makes them both easier to memorize and pretty much insures that you'll only be conversing with someone who's not about to stick a shiv into your spleen.

Today's lesson:

I understand your language perfectly.
· Je parle français comme une vache espagnole.
· Hablo español como un gringo borracho.
· Ich sprechen deutsch wie italienisch Fußballtrainer.
· Ya govoryu po-russki kak gruzinskiy pederast.
· Parlo italiano come un cameriere di un ristorante cinese.
· Jeg forstår dig fuldstændigt.
· Ik spreek Nederlands zoals een Fransman Engels.

See how easy that was?

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by CW4BillT on Jan 14, 2008 | I think it's funny!

January 13, 2008

Fractured Fairy Tales...

In the comments of this post by Bill, Bill and Trias had this exchange:

BillT briefed on January 9, 2008 12:56 PM:
Actually, "homelike" means anything that doesn't flood much in a monsoon and with enough snakes in the surroundings to keep the rats down but not enough to be a nuisance. Oh, yeah -- and within walking distance of a bar.

Trias briefed on January 10, 2008 7:12 AM:
I think your walking distance to a bar could cover quite an area, particularly if the beer is cold.

Hmmmm. Parrothead Jeff went hunting, and found out how those contractors are really getting their CH3CH2OH (it must be CH3CH2OH, because we know "alcohol" isn't legal in that part of the world...).

Seeing this, and remembering this post of Bill's, I sent out the spies. After a series of sordid dealings, we got photographic proof of what a bunch of contract helo jocks do when they're in a country where ordnance is just laying about, scrup'ls are haram, and personal security is hard to come by, and they've had some CH3CH2OH.

Myself, I think the second round out in a ripple might suffer some accuracy problems due to platform stability issues. To keep this place from getting blacklisted by PETA, you'll have to click the Flash Traffic/extended entry to see Bill's External Guard Force Iraq).

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by John on Jan 13, 2008 | I think it's funny!