Last year, many of us went to Santa's Gun Shop, and got to ask for our favorite things for Christmas. Well, this year I didn't forget. I sat on The Old Elf's knee again and asked for a Kitty-Corner-Shot-Rifle®.
To my dismay, on Christmas Morn' there wasn't any Kitty-Corner-Shot-Rifle® under the tree. Only the usual boring socks and shirts were awaiting for me.
Knowing that Mr. & Mrs. Kringle are great 2nd Amendment Supporters, I knew that it wasn't out of fear that I would poke my eye out, that I didn't get my Kitty-Corner-Shot-Rifle®. Then I remembered, that in order to hedge my bets, I also went to The Three Kings' Tent and put in the good word to Melchior for a Kitty-Corner-Shot-Rifle®. Mr. Clause and Melchior always cross reference their "Nice" Lists in order not to double-up gifts. I'm sure that my Kitty-Corner-Shot-Rifle® is packed into one of them camels, and is on its way in from the orient. How do I know? Well, every evening when I look at the Western Sky I see them, I see them; Melchior, Gazpar and Baltazar riding high in the sky bringing gifts to good children everywhere.
Yippieee! I better get grass clippings ready for the camels, along with cookies and cream for The Three Kings. Because come The Feast of the Epiphany (a.k.a. The 12th day of Christmas {as in The 6th of January}), I shall get my Kitty-Corner-Shot-Rifle®.
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