...for those of you attending Celebratory Functions (if you don't know what *that* means, you've had too much egg salad) tonight. When the small talk dies down (as it inevitably does around 0345), you can crank up the frivolity with:
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object. She asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."
The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps keeps cold things cold."
The blonde says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, she walks into work with her new thermos. Her boss ('nother blonde) sees her and asks, "What is that shiny object you have?"
The blonde replies, "It's a thermos."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
She replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss says, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The blonde replies, "Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."
And, for FuzzyBee and Maggie, in recognition of their sterling tag team act last week:
Q: How do you get a blonde to take off her blouse?A: Ask her to count to 12.
But first, make sure the digicam's batteries are fully-charged...
65 Comments