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The Windup -- A-A-A-A-nd the Pitch!

Ah, the mystique of the flight suit!

When one of us steely-eyed, lantern-jawed stalwarts clad in a sage green one-piece (with 27-inch zipper) appears on-scene, male groundlings cringe in jealous awe, females of the feminine persuasion *swoon* from the onrush of multiple heady fantasies, children glow with instant hero-worship and junkyard dogs become fawning sycophants.

Ummmmm, that's the way it's *supposed* to work, anyway.

The reality is that the guys turn and start muttering imprecations about deity-condemned aviators into their beers, the gurlz walk up and ask if velcro holds up under repeated washings (nope), kids want you to give them the official US Gummint pen stuck in your shoulder pocket and household pets view you as a large, self-propelled squeaky toy.

But eventually, all conversations *do* zero in on that 27-inch zipper.

And *you* can find out First Hand -- as long as you can fit into a Coveralls, Flyers, Men, Summer, Fire-Resistant 27/P, Size 40R. Otherwise, you'll just have to put it on display.

Yup. A gen-you-wine Cold War relic worn by a Cold War relic flying Cold War relic aircraft during the Cold War, complete with CW4 sew-on insignia and a gen-you-wine NJARNG Aviation Safety patch -- which makes it a real one-of-a-kind, because I designed the patch in 1978 and the design changed in 1998.

And it's up for bids. The usual deal -- send proof of your Valour-IT donation(s) to John (*not* to me -- sorry, but KtLW has the annoying habit of screaming in my remaining ear if I'm online for any reason other than downloading recipes from FoodTV).

Runner-up gets a Vietnam-era poncho, only worn during the '71-'72 monsoon season at Fort Dix.

Certificates of authenticity included (as soon as I can think of something suitably off the wall recall the proper verbage).

And just to keep John from going all grumbly about handling the extra correspondence -- if any -- I'll throw him a bone in a knick-nack for the Castle Bar...

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females of the feminine persuasion Are there other kinds of females??? And I didn't know they HAD monsoon season at Dix. Huh. Learn something new every day!
 
I can assure you HF6 there are indeed other kinds.
 
HF6, I think that Bill is talking about the women that have bigger biceps than him, a deeper voice, and a handlebar mustache.
 
Jon -- She'd have to be a basso profundo to have a deeper voice than mine and I'll match my mustache against *anybody's*. HF6 -- Monsoon season at Dix is characterized by precipitation without electrical storms, as distinct from the merely rainy season, which has precipitation generated by electrical storms, and the drought season, which has electrical storms without precipitation. Jon is more familiar with Ft. Drum, which has only two seasons: winter and the Fourth of July. And I've seen it snow up there on the Fourth, but only for a couple of hours...
 
Ah, Drum and Alaska are similar then. Fairbanks has 2 seasons - winter and construction.
 
Trias... *SNORT* HAHAHAHHAHAh... nice. Bill- deep, sexy voice; 27" zipper on a flight suit; a chest full of fruit salad.... what else could a girl want? *swoon... THUD*
 
Moustache? Cheers
 
...a chest full of fruit salad Not anymore -- these days, I wear a bib. Think of "Depends for Dining". *Nnnnnnnnot*...
 
JMH -- Looks more like a Muttonchop Menagerie than a Handlebar Club, although there are a couple of World Class 'staches pictured. Mine's more the Tom Selleck/Quigley Down Under type. 'Cept without all that icky color in it...
 
That ain't the *REAL* Ft. Drum; that one's still rusting away, in Manila Bay. (I have a really severe Coast Artillery perseveration. Buffington-Crozier, Yay!)
 
P.s. I can really get down on the the idea of a depression range-finder. And I have this terrible pain in all of the diodes al...
 
That was a really good post. You actually made a Zoom Bag sound like something desirable!
 
How much attention would it have gotten if I'd called it a Green Goatskin? Nada. Zip. Nil. Rien. Naheen. Zee-row.
 
Yes, but if you would have called it a 27" Green Sheepskin... you just neeeever know what kind of reply you would have received. As for the "Depends for Dining", I'd say that it depends on WHERE you're dining when you're trying to impress the females of a feminine persuasion.
 
Yes, but if you would have called it a 27" Green Sheepskin... you just neeeever know what kind of reply you would have received. As for the "Depends for Dining", I'd say that it depends on WHERE you're dining when you're trying to impress the females of a feminine persuasion.
 
I wonder what Connie Rodd would say 'bout all this. And BTW, SHE IS STILL WAITING.....
 
Heh. Whenever AFSis channels WK, the echo kicks in. Wonder what Siggie Freud would have made of that -- *after* he put his stogie in the ashtray, of course... Geez, Boq, I've had a crush on Connie since the days when Will Elder was drawing her. He could have sketched Old Mother Hubbard and made her look morally irredeemable...
 
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