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Project Valour-IT update.

By The Armorer on November 10, 2007 | | Comments (8)

Fuzzybear Lioness put on her comms helmet and flogged us all again.

Okay, the Marines are doing okay - heh, which is amazing, considering who their enticer enforcer is.

Team Navy? Last year's winners? Well they showed up anyway. All the people they mugged in the alleys of San Diego musta caught wind of the fund-raiser and skipped town to not get caught up in the press gangs.

Then there's team Air Force, down the hill in the ville spending the flight pay and claiming crew rest... but fulla snark. Lotta snark for the people in last place...

But whatta ya expect - Mrs. Greyhawk got all tarted up to get a rise outta the Zoomies... well, I think the results speak for themselves...

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Mrs. G - don't point a gun at the Amorer's brothers-in-arms...


Cuz' the Armorer will give it back to you looking like this.

Now, the rest of you - hit the Auctions, and click the button below.

C'mon, gimme the money you were gonna spend on a sixpack of beer. It all helps, and you'll look less like Alfred Hitchcock (or me) in profile... Donate via the Army Team.

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By FbL on November 10, 2007 1:03 PM
Heh. Brutal stuff there, John... but I got NO complaints. :D
 
By Mrs G on November 10, 2007 2:48 PM
Oh that's nasty. Could someone please turn up the heat. This is the result of another Air-force experimental secret weapon, a super pill that turns troops into hulks, to hunt down those who do not donate. No worries though, it's only temporary. This is what I look like when my pill wears off However, military scientists found that this did not work on all branches of service. When given to John of Argghhh! of the Army team the results we're insufficient. Bwahahahaha!!! BTW John, where you been? The Air Force team hasn't been in last place for the past week, we have a $3,000 dollar lead on those squids. Ya gotta look closer, we're the gray widget not the blue. Yeah, I know, must of confused you, subs are grey and sky is blue, but hey, talk to that red headed Marine leader you have a pic of if you have a problem with that. :P
 
By Holly Aho on November 10, 2007 3:00 PM
My, what bulging....eyes....you have.
 
By John of Argghhh! on November 10, 2007 4:37 PM
Ya need to pay your spies better Mrs. G. That was Uncle Jimbo's pic. Everybody knows I've got a *lot* more hair than UJ. This is my pic from the experiment. As for that totally rawkin' top I've got on, hey, with all the PT we were doin' I had jogger's nipple.
 
By Mrs G on November 10, 2007 5:03 PM
Ahhh yes, you are correct, you are a bear, a big teddy bear. Those salty dogs aren't farin to well in the experiment either, seems they keep jumping ship on to the life rafts.
 
By Mrs G on November 10, 2007 5:42 PM
Holly those aren't eyes, those are called pectorals
 
By Cricket on November 10, 2007 11:58 PM
Good helk. Even the veins have muscles. Kind of fascinating in a weird sort of obsessed way.
 
By SezaGeoff on November 11, 2007 5:59 AM
Bending that pistol is probably a good idea, as the sights would have been on the bottom of the barrel anyway!