We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/11/its_time_to_jum.html Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification ...on Christmas jokes. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas in order to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the Pearly Gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/11/its_time_to_jum.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/11/its_time_to_jum.html Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:41:52 -0600