Sundry Sunday

2007-09-30T06:34:17Z

An old farmer in Georgia had owned his farm for several years. He had a *huge* pond in the back, fixed up real nice; picnic tables, volleyball net, a horseshoe pitch -- like I said, real nice. And he'd properly shaped and graded the pond for swimming when he built it. One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came still closer, he saw the noise originated from a bunch of young ladies skinny-dipping in his pond. He coughed to make the ladies aware of his presence and they immediately swam to the deep end of the pond. One of them shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "Calm down, now, hon -- I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond nekkid--

"--I'm just here to feed the alligator..."

V-29 swears he *didn't* make that up.
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So far, the ~~Kill Bill~~ Match the TINS! to the Radio Call Contest has produced some enlightening results: Brab and NinjaFluff (with Pogue flying CAS) want to see me crisped, the starch-wing contingent wants me to go trolling for flak, Sis wants to see me ventilated, ry's opting for a Blue-on-Blue and Two Who Shall Remain Nameless want me to go up for a rematch with the heat-seeker. At least Cassie hasn't shown up to fling the trivet. Or engage in rampant foot-tapping, followed by a faire la moue et la flounce.

However, if the trend holds, *most* of you will be able to -- ahem -- brag about your prescience...

Comment from NinjaFluff on 2007-10-01

2007-10-01T16:36:40Z

It's too early on a Monday... but at least this is a decent start to the day. I don't care if it is old, it's still funny!

Comment from BillT on 2007-10-01

2007-10-01T11:48:22Z

hahahahaha Uh-oh. I recognize *that* laugh...

Comment from AFSister on 2007-09-30

2007-10-01T00:38:22Z

hahahahaha

Comment from BillT on 2007-09-30

2007-09-30T19:13:06Z

Mostly Caje did. Looks like V-29 was right -- he *didn't* make it up!

Comment from mostly cajun on 2007-09-30

2007-09-30T15:15:31Z

Oh, that joke is so old it should have moss growing on it. I used to tell it as a Cajun joke... MC

Comment from ry on 2007-09-30

2007-09-30T14:29:48Z

Wow, slow day. They're not even bitin' on 'yer jokes, Unka Bill.