As I've mentioned before, SWWBO and I are, as we settle into the new Demesne, naming appropriate places for Denizens, such as Neffi's Field, suitable for landing ultralights/Tank Table 8 Gunnery (probably not simultaneously), Werekitty's Pole, up in Meriwether Meadow, Fuzzybear's Lair, down in Donovan Dell, there's Bill's Mud Flat, over by the dam, things like that. We're not done, by a long shot.
Anyway, we all know that Ry gets sent to clean the privy a lot, and is always nattering on his "privy plaque." Admittedly, this represents a softening of the requirement to get this kind of honor. Previously, you had to die. Remember "Provo's Privy" from The Green Berets?
Well, he's got his privy. Procured in a seamy transaction that involved inter-state outhouse-smuggling, with the transfer occurring in a small town park in southwestern Missouri, where a pick-up carrying a privy slipped into town from the south, while another slipped into town from the north, meeting in a muddy field behind the local Subway franchise. With many furtive over the shoulder looks, money was exchanged, an outhouse transferred from one black, nondescript truck to the other black, non-descript truck, and both left, taking different routes than the ones they'd taken to get there.
And it was delivered to the New Castle.
And it's fully functional. Well, it will be after we dig a hole for it. And get the Sears Catalog Holder. Though we might just stuff it with the electronics for the garden railway. But if we do that, we'll have to do some weather-proofing, which Ry won't mind, since the wind will howl through the gaps in the boards and the knotholes if we don't.
I asked Ry what he wanted his plaque to say. He brushed me off to you guys.
So - that's the contest... what do we put on Ry's plaque?
You don't need to be a Denizen/ne to play - you just need to be clever!
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