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One Positive Aspect of Global Warming

Vitamin C tab the size of a quarter.

*gulp*

Name brand multivitamin.

*gulp*

Anti-malaria horse-pill.

*gulp*

Warning note on bottle: Avoid Prolonged Or Excessive Exposure To Direct And/Or Artificial Sunlight While Taking This Medication. Remind me to pass on all the tanning salons around here.

When I first got here (last week), the mosquitoes acted like they were WereKitty and I was a pole -- I took a cue from the locals and made a sorta Tuareg headwrap from an Army sling to keep the little bassetts out of my mouth, nose and ears. This, thought I, was not even going to be as much fun as Vietnam was -- at least we could bathe in malathion back in those days.

"Don't worry about the mosquitoes too much," said one of the mechanics. "They'll be gone soon."

"Why? Are the local bats gonna start doing their job?"

"No. In two days, banut garam. It will be too hot for mosquitoes."

Too hot for *mosquitoes*?

[Flashback to last month, Deep in Dixie: "Wow. The temp on the ramp is 40˚C? *That* can't be right -- but if it is, it's gonna limit our available power a *lot*. Lucky you'll be doing most of your flying at night, where you're going..."]

Banut garam happened two days later, just like the mechanic said. No mosquitoes. None. Soooo, what's too hot for mosquitoes, you ask?

Ummmm, I couldn't tell you about the temperature at noon (I was Avoiding Excessive Exposure To Direct Sunlight) but right around midnight, the temperature finally dropped down to a point we could read on the free-air temp gauge.

40˚C. Roughly 113˚ Fahrenheit. And, no, it's *not* a dry heat.

Just as an aside, they've improved the efficacy of the malaria pill since the last time I consumed massive quantities of 'em -- you still got malaria, sometimes, but the meds masked the symptoms to allow you to keep flying.

Now they've gotta work on the taste...

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Sounds like DA helk... mebbe that Colorado training will come in handy, eh?
 
Ahhh, The-Island-of-Tropical-Breezes' very own state bird: The Aedes Aegyptis. Growing-up during the rain season, dusks would be heralded by the high pitched hizzing sound of the city's Malathion Truck. This sonorous fanfare, would be segued by the Alto-Soprano tones of home-makers up and down the road: "OPEN THE WINDOWS - OPEN THE WINDOWS. THE TRUCK's COMING"!!! ***hizzzz*** A rush - Doors would slam open, hand-cranks of shutter windows would furiously whirl, as if every house got ready to take in a deep cleansing breath. ***hizzzzzz*** We kids would drop everything and rush to the street, in excited anticipation of the praesaged hizzing cloud. ***HEEEZZZZZZZZ*** "Here it comes, its rounding the bend" someone would exclaim, as the first sweet-smelling whiffs would reach us. ***HEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*** All of a sudden our world became a noisy and fragrant white cloud. ***heeezzzzz*** Alas, The Malathion Truck went as it came; bringing white clouds of relief to all who lived on our little corner of the world. ***hizzz*** 'Till tomorrow Malathion Truck, 'till tomorrow. I do miss running behind that malathion truck.
 
Snerk... I remember those. Here at Fort Leavenworth the bug truck still comes and goes now and again, depending on how much stagnant water there is laying about breeding 'skeeters.
 
Oh, Man...I remember that Big, Green pill...'bout the size of a "Duz" laundry detergent tablet...you took those whole? I split 'em, took it half-n'-half over a couple of meals to avoid the "Hershey™ squirts", an occasional hazard. Or is that TMI? Had little faith in "bug juice"...I think they thrived on the stuff...
 
DougK -- 'course we swallowed them whole. Once they hit your stomach, there wasn't any room for mess tent chow, which is how we avoided the "projectile voiding" aspect. Remind me to tell you about the time one of the cooks used powdered laundry detergent as a field expedient extender for the mashed potatoes...
 
Just saddle those skeeters and take 'em for a ride.
 
Trying to get a saddle on a mosquito would be about as easy as trying to give Gaby a bath. Visualize 25-pounds of popcorn with claws all going off at once...
 
Melaluca oil. Works great. It is also a great antiseptic and will numb topical pain. I dont suggest ingesting it...but you can use it for a mouthwash too. It isn't like the wimpy ChiggerX stuff...this really does repel the wee bloodsucking nasties. Want some? I'll be happy to send ya some.
 
Cricket! Hiya! -- Thanks for the offer of the melaluca oil, but it really *is* too hot for mosquitoes. We haven't even seen a housefly since Saturday. Yesterday's Weatherbug listed the "Comfort Index" at a balmy 146˚F. Which, in turn, is a marginal improvement over 153˚F. Which, in turn, is a marginal improvement over a Bessemer oven...
 
Shoot. With temps like that, you could use the melaluca oil to fry yourself up some dinner right there on the ramp. Good grief. Three years in Alaska (state bird is the 'squito) and those bassids started to drink DEET like it was KoolAid. Can't say I miss that. They'd bite you THROUGH your jeans. OUCH.
 
And HF6 appears! I'll pass on the fried mosquitoes, thanks -- they're crunchy enough when they're raw. But they *do* come with built-in toothpicks. No, WK, I'm not gonna touch that "biting through the jeans" straight line. I try to maintain *some* standards. If I can remember where I left them...
 
Standards are SOOOO overrated.
 
Melaluca oil is nasty tasting and smells like eucalyptus mixed with turpentine. Even repels vampires.
 
Wouldja like some ice? I *know* what triple digits are like, but not like those. Will send cool California breezes your way, sped along by prayers. Oh, and when it cools off, you will be reporting that too, right? I found a plan to make a tandoor oven. I am not sure if I have the gutz to use it. It would involve much swearing on my part, especially if food was sacrificed to the fire demon.
 

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