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Dealing with a member of "the world's greatest deliberative body"...

On 22 May, at the height of the immigration kerfuffle in Congress, I wrote my RINO Senator this email (I was pretty frustrated):

Senator [RINO],

As a 53-year-old military retiree and resident of [our state], I am shocked by the Senate's most recent move to address the illegal immigration problem. If you vote for this bill, probably one of the most cynical and self-destructive pieces of legislation ever to be rushed through the Congress by Senators McCain and Kennedy, rest assured you will never, ever have my support for reelection.

I put my life on the line for 26 years for this country and to see how isolated from the people our elected representatives have become both frightens and angers me.

We, the people, may not display our Senators' rhetorical skills, be masters of "nuance" or otherwise look good in front of a camera, but we're not stupid, nor are we easily fooled. Apparently, many in the Senate would not agree.

Mark my words, Senator. Americans, of all backgrounds, rely on a society that respects the rule of law. What your colleagues are doing fundamentally, and I fear irrevocably, undermines that respect.

Whatever shred of trust I had for the Republican Party is evaporating. Your caucus is rapidly losing what little respect I had for it, [RINO Senator's first name]. Next to go is my vote.

Very Sincerely,
(Me), Col, USAF, Ret.

67 days later, I get what I consider a non-answer, of sorts...not surprising. Like all Senators, this guy is busy, he's an incumbent who hasn't been seriously challenged for reelection in recent memory, and one disgruntled constituent hardly constitutes a reason to pay much attention to same.

Here's what his staffer wrote 2+ months after the fact:
(NOTE: Not using the professional title a writer uses in his signature block in the return salutation, i.e., "Mr." vs. "Col." says one of two things, either the respondent consciously considers it to be inconsequential or irrelevant, or they aren't familiar enough with the fact that military officer titles do have some meaning among that cohort. Was I surprised? Nah. But it did get my attention.)


Dear Mr. (Me):

Thank you for contacting me. I appreciate knowing your
thoughts about immigration reform and border security.

I share your support for increased border security and voted
last year to pass the Secure Fence Act of 2006. This legislation
authorizes the construction of approximately 700 miles of double-
layered fencing at specified locations along the almost 2,000-mile
southwest U.S. international border with Mexico.

In addition to improving border security, I believe that the
status quo is not acceptable and that our immigration policies
should be updated in a comprehensive way to provide some
realistic resolution to the status of undocumented immigrants
living in this country.

On June 28th, unable to bring debate to a close, Majority
Leader Harry Reid pulled a bipartisan compromise immigration
proposal from the Senate Floor. At this point, it is unclear if the
Majority Leader will bring this measure back to the Floor for
consideration.

Again, thank you for contacting me.

Sincerely,


[RINO]
United States Senator

RINO's Initials/cga

I wrote back the same day:

Senator [RINO],

Thank you for your reply.

Re: Your second paragraph, can you tell me how many miles of fence have been built since the Secure Fence Act of 2006? Not what is proposed or on the schedule to be built, but how many miles actually exist as of 30 July 2007?

Re: Your third paragraph, what does "realistic resolution" mean precisely? Also, can you tell me the difference between an "undocumented immigrant" and an illegal alien?

Re: Your fourth paragraph, can you give me your thoughts on why Senator Reid had to pull the measure from the floor? I am under the impression that your colleagues' constituencies may have had a hand in that but I'd like your opinion.

Two other questions:

1) What is your position on re-instituting the Fairness Doctrine and, more specifically, its ability to withstand judicial scrutiny with respect to its impact on First Amendment freedoms?

2) Are you aware that Senator Biden, when asked during the CNN/YouTube Democratic Debate to speculate on a Republican he would theoretically include on his team, named you as a potential member of his Cabinet? I believe he thinks you would make a good Secretary of State in a Biden Administration, if he had to choose a Republican. Have your staffers looked into this or have you had any discussions with your colleague from Delaware?

I look forward to your responses to my questions.

Respectfully,
(Me), Col, USAF, Ret
[Town], [State]

I'll keep you posted on his response...if any. -Instapilot

7 Comments

You're a great American ... and probably a good chess and poker player. Patience and guile...
 
"The co-pilot's how OLD? .... and he flew WHAT in the Air Force??? ... Does he still use his hands when he talks????? Dear Sen WHOZIS a. Do you understand the difference between "RINO" and "rhino"? b. Did you know that only the latter is protected by law? c. Do you know about the Liberal Party of Canada? Would you like to become a member? Cheers
 
Col., with due respect, I'm not exactly the greatest fan of our present Congress. This is especially true with some of the "stuff" they call legislation. But there is one more fact to consider, Congress appropriates the money, then authorizes it in legislation. The bill then goes to the President for his signature to enact it into law. What does his signature mean? This means it will now be applied to ALL Americans, including himself. This means he will sign the checks or the authorization for it be done. There was old friend I knew, who was taught by Albert Einstein. In his time, he was a consultant to American Presidents. He had a party on Christmas Eve 2001, after everybody left. He asked two of us to stay. One a was a former P.O.W. and the other was a permanently disabled vet, me. We all had a good time at the party, including him. The two of us stayed, he came over shook our hands and then he sat down and died. He was 104 years old and had a very full life. He had a neat saying, "In your generation you had the 'flower children', but more accurately they should be called 'blooming idiots'. Don't get me wrong, every generation has them." Over the years, I've found that he was right. Col., THANK YOU, for your service to this GREAT Nation and to the blogosphere. Have a GREAT week, GRUMPY
 
I take it you're not advocating we hold our breath pending Senator Snort's reply? I wrote to my Rep (a Dem) in July of 2004 reference a hotbutton disabled vet item raised by one of my RVN confreres. I got a *thenkew veddy much* reply and a return envelope so I could send off my Campaign Donation of $50 Or Greater to his re-election fund -- in May of 2006...
 
I just knew you were from Ohio until I saw that bit about Crazy Joe's possible Secy of State choice. Just what is a Hoosier, anyway?
 
GunTrash, You should be in law enforcement, ferreting out the Senator's home state like that. Great callsign, BTW. As far as a Hoosier is concerned, I'm too lazy to look it up. BillT, What exactly *did* you put in that envelope, anyway. Was it organic? Grumpy, Yeah...let's just see "where the money went"--and no need to thank--many of us consider ourselves fortunate to have served. JM, I'm fairly sure he's already a member of the Silly Party. Monty Python would approve. Officer Lizard, Patience and guile are the LEAST of my strengths, which explains my retirement rank. Hooah. Cheers, all. - Instapilot
 
Dusty -- you're assuming the cheap bassett (the cheap bassett's staff, more likely), enclosed a *prepaid* envelope. If he had, you'd have been inside the ballpark. Used chewing gum is, after all, organic...