We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:39:31 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification That was to warm up your funny bone. Let's have a caption contest. What's this guy saying? Larger version here, if your Muse needs a jump-start.... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:13:59 -0600 *Much* better, Richard! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60951 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60951 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:51:41 -0600 "SHLOMO!!" "AGAIN WITH THE H.E ROUND?!!!" "AGAIN LOADING WITH THE ESCAPE HATCH OPEN?!!"SHLOMO?!!!""I SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND ARI!" "GET YOUR TRENCHING TOOL AND GET YOUR $#%@*($* A$$ OUT OF MY TANK!!!" " YOU HAVE WORK TO DO!" http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60949 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60949 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:39:01 -0600 John, Dang, forgot to do the H.R on the pic, (up late with a stinky sewer pipe issue). Should-a known by the turret though, Merkava MK-4?., not the M1-A1. Getting down and giving 20! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60945 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60945 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:31:51 -0600 Thank Gawd the LT just signed for that! or (ducking the incoming) Danged wimmin tankers! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60941 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60941 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:34:02 -0600 I think Richard probably at least got the language right... except he left out the yiddish accent... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60925 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60925 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:31:45 -0600 " *%^&*#$%%% JOHNSON!!!!" IF YOU DROP ANOTHER #%$%^&^% H.E ROUND THROUGH THE ESCAPE HATCH AGAIN," I AM GOING TO %$&^**#$% SHOOT YOUR SORRY *&)$%^&* A$$.......TWICE!!!!!" ]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60923 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60923 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:43:58 -0600 #1 I hoped you learned something from this. #2 Sweetheart, Dearest, my reason for living, we're not in California anymore. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60922 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60922 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:16:45 -0600 Photo1: Is this what the CO meant by tactical insertion? Photo2: No one believed him when he said his tank driver's name was mud.... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60921 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60921 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:14:29 -0600 Who were you expecting to find in that hole, Saddam? and for the tank in the hull defilade Navy Chief of Staff angered over Army attempt to take over the submarine corps. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60912 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60912 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 18:31:24 -0600 Jonn - that *is* funny! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60909 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60909 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:03:41 -0600 Are you sure this isn't just a scene from an IDF amateur-night production of Ferris Bueller's Day Off? http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60906 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60906 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 15:54:56 -0600 You can't see the really funny part - the driver is breaking track. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60903 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60903 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:16:14 -0600 "I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albequerque." or "How many 2LTs does it take to get a tank stuck?" Answer: Only 1 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60901 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60901 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:00:01 -0600 He's definitely telling the rest of the Merkava column.. "Button up.. it's a tad rough up here!" http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60900 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60900 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:35:46 -0600 Demonstrator - POST!! ML]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60899 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60899 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:56:54 -0600 It's all about student driver, Heartless. Ask your Stryker buds if that's part of the course - backing out of hidden foundations... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60897 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60897 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:32:41 -0600 Not really a caption, but the consensus of the guys in my office who've been around Strykers is that that vehicle is nowhere near stuck. Pop it in 8x8 and he's golden. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60896 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60896 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:49:02 -0600 Why water-dowsing with a tank is a very bad idea. Joe suddenly realized the reason he couldn't see the lead tank was his tank was sitting on it. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60895 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60895 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:43:17 -0600 After weeks of study the testers determined that the new sub-terrain tank was not suitable for use in area where the water table was excessively close to the surface. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60894 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60894 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:10:54 -0600 And when we fired the gun a huugggge fountain of water erupted from the hatch. Our hope was of course to siphon all the water out that way. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60893 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60893 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:34:28 -0600 Thousands of hectares of sand and rock, and I found the only mudpuddle. Cheers http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60892 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60892 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:26:51 -0600 "No, RIGHT! I said turn RIGHT!" http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60890 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60890 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:25:35 -0600 Once again Lucky #13 lives up to her name. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60886 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60886 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:37:08 -0600 "Yesterday I thought Sarge was the dummy and now this!!!". OR "OH NO!!! THE KEYS!!!". Veritas et Fidelis Semper http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60883 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60883 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:01:42 -0600 "Just a little more mud, and our camouflage will be complete!" http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60880 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/snerk_1.html#comment-60880 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:19:23 -0600