Comments for Snerk. Caption contest.

Snerk. Caption contest.

2007-06-07T12:13:59Z

That was to warm up your funny bone.

Let's have a caption contest.

What's this guy saying?

Larger version here, if your Muse needs a jump-start.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2007-06-08

2007-06-08T18:51:41Z

*Much* better, Richard!

Comment from Richard on 2007-06-08

2007-06-08T17:39:01Z

"SHLOMO!!" "AGAIN WITH THE H.E ROUND?!!!" "AGAIN LOADING WITH THE ESCAPE HATCH OPEN?!!"SHLOMO?!!!""I SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND ARI!" "GET YOUR TRENCHING TOOL AND GET YOUR $#%@*($* A$$ OUT OF MY TANK!!!" " YOU HAVE WORK TO DO!"

Comment from Richard on 2007-06-08

2007-06-08T16:31:51Z

John, Dang, forgot to do the H.R on the pic, (up late with a stinky sewer pipe issue). Should-a known by the turret though, Merkava MK-4?., not the M1-A1. Getting down and giving 20!

Comment from KJG on 2007-06-08

2007-06-08T15:34:02Z

Thank Gawd the LT just signed for that! or (ducking the incoming) Danged wimmin tankers!

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2007-06-08

2007-06-08T11:31:45Z

I think Richard probably at least got the language right... except he left out the yiddish accent...

Comment from Richard on 2007-06-08

2007-06-08T05:43:58Z

" *%^&*#$%%% JOHNSON!!!!" IF YOU DROP ANOTHER #%$%^&^% H.E ROUND THROUGH THE ESCAPE HATCH AGAIN," I AM GOING TO %$&^**#$% SHOOT YOUR SORRY *&)$%^&* A$$.......TWICE!!!!!"

Comment from Rod Thorsen on 2007-06-08

2007-06-08T05:16:45Z

#1 I hoped you learned something from this. #2 Sweetheart, Dearest, my reason for living, we're not in California anymore.

Comment from BloodSpite on 2007-06-08

2007-06-08T05:14:29Z

Photo1: Is this what the CO meant by tactical insertion? Photo2: No one believed him when he said his tank driver's name was mud....

Comment from Lakeruins on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T23:31:24Z

Who were you expecting to find in that hole, Saddam? and for the tank in the hull defilade Navy Chief of Staff angered over Army attempt to take over the submarine corps.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T21:03:41Z

Jonn - that *is* funny!

Comment from Damian on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T20:54:56Z

Are you sure this isn't just a scene from an IDF amateur-night production of Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

Comment from Jonn Lilyea on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T19:16:14Z

You can't see the really funny part - the driver is breaking track.

Comment from Chadd on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T19:00:01Z

"I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albequerque." or "How many 2LTs does it take to get a tank stuck?" Answer: Only 1

Comment from OlafTheTanker on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T18:35:46Z

He's definitely telling the rest of the Merkava column.. "Button up.. it's a tad rough up here!"

Comment from Mikel on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T17:56:54Z

The next session, class, is a practicum in hull defilade. Demonstrator - POST!! ML

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T17:32:41Z

It's all about student driver, Heartless. Ask your Stryker buds if that's part of the course - backing out of hidden foundations...

Comment from Heartless Libertarian on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T16:49:02Z

Not really a caption, but the consensus of the guys in my office who've been around Strykers is that that vehicle is nowhere near stuck. Pop it in 8x8 and he's golden.

Comment from bad cat robot on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T16:43:17Z

Why water-dowsing with a tank is a very bad idea. Joe suddenly realized the reason he couldn't see the lead tank was his tank was sitting on it.

Comment from NevadaDailySteve on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T16:10:54Z

After weeks of study the testers determined that the new sub-terrain tank was not suitable for use in area where the water table was excessively close to the surface.

Comment from jim b on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T15:34:28Z

And when we fired the gun a huugggge fountain of water erupted from the hatch. Our hope was of course to siphon all the water out that way.

Comment from J.M. Heinrichs on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T15:26:51Z

Thousands of hectares of sand and rock, and I found the only mudpuddle. Cheers

Comment from Kris M on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T15:25:35Z

"No, RIGHT! I said turn RIGHT!"

Comment from jim b on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T14:37:08Z

Once again Lucky #13 lives up to her name.

Comment from Deborah Aylward on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T14:01:42Z

"Yesterday I thought Sarge was the dummy and now this!!!". OR "OH NO!!! THE KEYS!!!". Veritas et Fidelis Semper

Comment from fdcol63 on 2007-06-07

2007-06-07T13:19:23Z

"Just a little more mud, and our camouflage will be complete!"