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Snerk. Caption contest.

Some days are diamonds...

That was to warm up your funny bone.

Let's have a caption contest.

What's this guy saying?

Caption this!

Larger version here, if your Muse needs a jump-start.

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"Just a little more mud, and our camouflage will be complete!"
 
"Yesterday I thought Sarge was the dummy and now this!!!". OR "OH NO!!! THE KEYS!!!". Veritas et Fidelis Semper
 
Once again Lucky #13 lives up to her name.
 
"No, RIGHT! I said turn RIGHT!"
 
Thousands of hectares of sand and rock, and I found the only mudpuddle. Cheers
 
And when we fired the gun a huugggge fountain of water erupted from the hatch. Our hope was of course to siphon all the water out that way.
 
After weeks of study the testers determined that the new sub-terrain tank was not suitable for use in area where the water table was excessively close to the surface.
 
Why water-dowsing with a tank is a very bad idea. Joe suddenly realized the reason he couldn't see the lead tank was his tank was sitting on it.
 
Not really a caption, but the consensus of the guys in my office who've been around Strykers is that that vehicle is nowhere near stuck. Pop it in 8x8 and he's golden.
 
It's all about student driver, Heartless. Ask your Stryker buds if that's part of the course - backing out of hidden foundations...
 
The next session, class, is a practicum in hull defilade. Demonstrator - POST!! ML
 
He's definitely telling the rest of the Merkava column.. "Button up.. it's a tad rough up here!"
 
"I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albequerque." or "How many 2LTs does it take to get a tank stuck?" Answer: Only 1
 
You can't see the really funny part - the driver is breaking track.
 
Are you sure this isn't just a scene from an IDF amateur-night production of Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
 
Jonn - that *is* funny!
 
Who were you expecting to find in that hole, Saddam? and for the tank in the hull defilade Navy Chief of Staff angered over Army attempt to take over the submarine corps.
 
Photo1: Is this what the CO meant by tactical insertion? Photo2: No one believed him when he said his tank driver's name was mud....
 
#1 I hoped you learned something from this. #2 Sweetheart, Dearest, my reason for living, we're not in California anymore.
 
" *%^&*#$%%% JOHNSON!!!!" IF YOU DROP ANOTHER #%$%^&^% H.E ROUND THROUGH THE ESCAPE HATCH AGAIN," I AM GOING TO %$&^**#$% SHOOT YOUR SORRY *&)$%^&* A$$.......TWICE!!!!!"
 
I think Richard probably at least got the language right... except he left out the yiddish accent...
 
Thank Gawd the LT just signed for that! or (ducking the incoming) Danged wimmin tankers!
 
John, Dang, forgot to do the H.R on the pic, (up late with a stinky sewer pipe issue). Should-a known by the turret though, Merkava MK-4?., not the M1-A1. Getting down and giving 20!
 
"SHLOMO!!" "AGAIN WITH THE H.E ROUND?!!!" "AGAIN LOADING WITH THE ESCAPE HATCH OPEN?!!"SHLOMO?!!!""I SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND ARI!" "GET YOUR TRENCHING TOOL AND GET YOUR $#%@*($* A$$ OUT OF MY TANK!!!" " YOU HAVE WORK TO DO!"
 
*Much* better, Richard!