We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2007 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/now_why_didnt_i.html Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:01:04 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2008 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Hey, if nothing else, the Internet is useful for recycling jokes. Because there's always *someone* who hasn't seen it. The corollary to Barnum's "There's a sucker born every minute." Subject: FW: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself... http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/now_why_didnt_i.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/now_why_didnt_i.html Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:34:34 -0600 I am not fun when pushed down stairs. I am a bleeder. I'll ruin your carpet. But I crunch under boots well apparently. Go figure. :) http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/now_why_didnt_i.html#comment-60955 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/now_why_didnt_i.html#comment-60955 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 19:17:58 -0600 Hey, one of the many services we provide here at Castle Argghhh! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/now_why_didnt_i.html#comment-60938 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/now_why_didnt_i.html#comment-60938 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:37:42 -0600 I have nothing witty, interesting, or remotely intelligent to say except a heartfelt "thank you" for brightening a hot, hazy, and humid Friday in Toronto, Canada. Thank God for A/C in the old igloo or it would be a really crummy Friday. Veritas et Fidelis Semper http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/now_why_didnt_i.html#comment-60932 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2007/06/now_why_didnt_i.html#comment-60932 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:18:40 -0600