Comments for Hey, Punc-til-iouuuus!

Hey, Punc-til-iouuuus!

2007-06-26T05:01:23Z

*Someone* has been notably absent of late. However, this may draw her out from behind the tapestry in the Great Hall. Throw the rocks at slick870 (my "former" enlisted buds send me stuff, too)...

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and, after a while, they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom.

The bride broom was a vision of loveliness in her white dress. The groom broom was suavely handsome in his tuxedo. The wedding was, naturally, the social event of the year.

At the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and whispered to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom."

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom...

The punchline's in Extended Entry/Flash Traffic. Open it up if you dare...

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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

Comment from Casey Tompkins on 2007-06-27

2007-06-28T02:57:59Z

Heh, indeed! :)

Comment from BillT on 2007-06-27

2007-06-27T06:28:55Z

She's still miffed over having to Brasso the chandelier after the unfortunate episode involving the runaway 'ritamatic, the wobbly chocolate fondue fountain and the marshmallows in the toaster. But at least she got to polish off the Cosmos in the 55-gallon drum...

Comment from Casey Tompkins on 2007-06-26

2007-06-27T04:39:04Z

Ouch. I find myself met, and trumped. I respect a man who doesn't sponge off of someone else's mistakes, although you did wipe me out. I might even take a shine to that poetic waxing, being a real buff for that sort of humor. Never let anyone say that Castle humor is never sparkling clean, as well as glaringly humorous, lest they become accused of making light of the situation... Whassa matter, afsis? I thought you had taken a real shine to BillT by now...

Comment from afsister on 2007-06-26

2007-06-27T01:28:29Z

ow. ow. ow.

Comment from BillT on 2007-06-26

2007-06-26T18:10:39Z

Huh? I'm kind of confused about why you think I should sponge offa Dusty. I mean, it's not like his posts mop the floor with mine -- although he *does* wax poetic at times. [note: several straight lines left unjumped]

Comment from Casey Tompkins on 2007-06-26

2007-06-26T17:40:11Z

Sounds like Bill needs to brush up on his puns before Castle denizens bristle at his humor. Perhaps he can comb through the old stuff and find something dusty that will pan out.

Comment from kat-missouri on 2007-06-26

2007-06-26T14:36:49Z

You guys! If I didn't feel like pukin' already this morning,this would have sealed the deal.

Comment from Grumpy on 2007-06-26

2007-06-26T14:26:49Z

ARRGGGH! (Moan-Groan)

Comment from MajMike on 2007-06-26

2007-06-26T13:56:23Z

..as long as she doesn't have any dust bunnies all caught up in there.

Comment from Neffi on 2007-06-26

2007-06-26T13:51:15Z

...and won't she be embarassed when it turns out to be a little mop, instead of a broom...

Comment from Barb on 2007-06-25

2007-06-26T04:29:19Z

*Groan!* Yeah. That hurt. But I'm not buying their story. Hanging out together that long, and they NEVER swept together? *tsk* I wasn't born yesterday, ya knoa! [Ya knoa? Been hangin' with Maggie, Brab? Personally, I suspect the bride broom may have swept around a bit before the groom broom swept her off her feet... Ooog. *There's* a visual for you...]