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Dang Canadians, always spying on us!

Remember the story from last year where there was a DoD warning put out about contractors in Canada having spy gear planted on them?

The high-tech device... was a Canadian commemorative coin. According to Fox News:

The odd-looking — but harmless — "poppy coin" was so unfamiliar to suspicious U.S. Army contractors traveling in Canada that they filed confidential espionage accounts about them. The worried contractors described the coins as "anomalous" and "filled with something man-made that looked like nano-technology," according to once-classified U.S. government reports and e-mails obtained by the AP.

The Globe and Mail goes into rather more detail - and, to me, amusing detail.

"It did not appear to be electronic (analog) in nature or have a power source," wrote one U.S. contractor, who discovered the coin in the cup holder of a rental car. "Under high power microscope, it appeared to be complex consisting of several layers of clear, but different material, with a wire like mesh suspended on top."

The confidential accounts led to a sensational warning from the Defence Security Service, an agency of the Defence Department, that mysterious coins with radio frequency transmitters were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors travelled through Canada.

You really should read the whole Globe and Mail piece. It's, well, funny.

I rather think Bill Ockham's toiletries should have been applied rather earlier in the process than they were. Me, I'm guessing I would have looked at the coin and said, "Hey, kewl coin!" Of course, I know the symbolism of the Poppy, and might have connected that to the word "Remember" on the coin.

H/t, CAPT H and beery Alan.

But then, I'm not clever enough to work in the intel business. Heh. Someone could have just... asked, or something.

Canadian Commemorative coin that spooked the US

6 Comments

Ask! But that would provide the opportunity to for the enemy to perfectly recall the thousands of coins and reissue fakes We all know the commie secret code is RED and poppies are from Afghanistan Terrorists! My beady eye is watching you. Actually i think it's quite a nice coin and a good idea.
 
I thought it was funny the whole time. I saw this previously and thought it was just a coin. I figured, for the "it's spy technology" thing to come out, they would have already taken it apart and saw it's "fiddly bits" before they pronounced it as such.
 
Blame Canada! Where's John Candy when you need someone to lead an invasion?
 
Egad. All the jokes about "intelligence" being a misnomer spring to mind. What gets me is that all of us up here in the snowy white expanse were ticked off that the poppy looked like it had been printed on a dot-matrix printer, and came off the coin like a scratch-'n-win lottery ticket. How anyone could confuse such tacky artwork with a high-tech spy device is baffling. Boy, I wonder what our intrepid defense (with an S since he's one of yours) contractor would have done with one of these, which, like the poppy quarter are legal tender in the Hoser Nation?
 
maroons.
 
What I wanna know is...how did it escape swnbn(she's a lawyer and Sue Happy) her notice?