Click the award below to get the .pdf of the whole new schema. Warning - there is a tiny bit of naughty in there. Nothing horrible, just be aware of your surroundings.

Duck and Cover Award Awarded to Airmen who spent their entire deployment at a Forward Operating Base (FOB); the only real sign of war was the occasional “Duck and Cover”siren that followed infrequent mortar attacks.

Update: I'm thinking I should make it clear - this came from an Air Force Source - I stripped the data from the original ppt before I pdf'd it - this is zoomies poking fun at themselves, like the Army has Bob On The FOB (click the "comic archive" button in the sidebar).