This just in - for only the SECOND TIME IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND, steel has melted even though it wasn't contained in a crucible in a blast furnace.
The first time, as we all know, was when Chimpy McBushitler, in order to have the REICHSTAG FIRE he needed to ADVANCE HIS PLAN to create a STRAW MAN FOREIGN ENEMY to UNITE THE SHEEPLE to advance his agenda to make the United States an illiberal CHRISTO-FASCIST STATE suitable for making war on peaceful Islamists tending their poppy fields in Afghanistan and to avenge the planned attempt on his father's life by Saddam Hussein so he sent in the Ninja Building Burners to bring down the World Trade Center, because, as we all know, it's impossible to melt steel except in a Bessemer Converter! It can't be done with only a PETROLEUM FUELED FIRE! Can't!
Therefore, because I know that celebrities are smarter than the rest of us, if this happened:
(04-29) 18:03 PDT OAKLAND -- Huge leaping flames from an exploding gasoline tanker melted the steel underbelly of a highway overpass in the East Bay's MacArthur Maze early this morning, causing it to collapse onto the roadway below and virtually ensuring major traffic problems for weeks to come.
Rosie sez it can't happen just because, but can only happen as part of a carefully planned demolition, therefore the Ninja Building-Burners are back!
Kinda sad, though, that the McBushitler Administration is so diminished in power and stature that they could only collapse a bridge. He's like a homeless person, dressed in a tatty mis-matched three-piece suit pushing his shopping cart of state down to sleep under the bridge. Ooops! No bridge for you, George! He really *has* lost his mojo.
I think Osama had a Secret Service agent steal it when Bush was in the Sekrit Place being re-programmed by the Aliens who are really controlled by the Trilateral Commission (and the Skull and Bones Star Court) which, as we all know, is really a front organization for the Masonic Plot to take over the UN and rule the Multiverse!
Just sayin'. Because, well, y'know, celebrities are smarter than us little people.
And since I'm a minor celebrity (in my own mind at least) that means I'm smarter than you, so better just agree with me.
Or I'll pout. And then I'll accuse you of censoring me.
Not to mention making me feel bad about myself.
So there.
That is irrefutable logic.
Move along.
Update: Woo-hoo! Kim-o-lanche!
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