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Happy Birthday SWWBO!

The love of my life passes an undisclosed milestone this day! I'm offering up kisses and hugs... what she gets privately is, well, private.

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Awright - go find her some presents!

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Hozabout a Nice trail ride? Happy Birthday!
 
After the trail ride you could probably use an ultra-cool whirlpool bathtub.
 
Being well aware of your ongoing troubles with Suzie, I hope that on your next flight, she affixes one of those Biy*ch fixing patches. May all your future 30,000 foot travels by merry.
 
What I meant was: May all your future 30,000 foot travels by always MERRY.
 
Thank you very much everyone! Oddly, I feel no different today than yesterday.
 
Happy Birthday! In keeping with your New Year's Resolutions.....a place for everything and everything in it's place. Then as you sit on the bench and admire the orderliness of it all.......a cocktail.
 
After all that, you'll need a massage. or this kind
 
Something practical, like a loftful of pine shavings. And your very own fluffer to keep 'em --uhhhh -- *fluffy*. Heh. Those Who Know, etc...
 
Now that the Chief knows about "fluffers", he is obsessed with them.
 
*Volunteering*, darlin'?
 
And for the lady who prolly already has one... something, to remind her SO of his place! Sorry John- but perhaps you'll learn to like it, in time- I know I ummmm... some people I know did!
 
I knew that The Mistress needed something akin to The Art of Cat Herding, but a Cat-o-Nine-Tails!?!?
 
How about a lovely Lorica male harness??? *running away*
 
Happy Day. And a lovely pink-rita to top it off.
 
Lorica? Well, Murray's got the plans for 'em...
 
Here's a gollum present: An IOU to do yardwork at Donovan Central. Most likely redeemable when Jess and I move back West in about two years. You two have made being stranded in the Midwest fun.
 
*floats in* Did somebody say "fluffy?" Okay. To keep the mistress' toes warm, a new addition to the Castle Guard.
 
Chief - I don't volunteer for anything.....I negotiate. What's in it for me? Neffi - LOL! The Castle After Dark!
 
Ok the lorica I can do... the "male harness" not so much. I do have a line of chain mail undies that I don't advertise though. No real need to, they sell themselves. You people are freaks and its a supply/demand world.