Comments for Adding Nothing To The Discourse

Adding Nothing To The Discourse

2007-03-23T19:34:07Z

Here at The Castle diversity is encouraged. There is no name calling. Even Princess' must obey the Rulez. That said, I am engaging in some totalling partisan tweaking.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him; an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and; responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.."

kisses........Princess Crabby

Comment from MajMike on 2007-03-26

2007-03-26T15:16:41Z

i wonder what are the chances of finding a Republican on an unimproved un-named road, just south of two bldgs with a "Y" shaped driveway, west of the railway and Route 67, just south of the town of Mertzon,TX (in Irion County)? (dang it, i do love GPS and Google Earth)

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2007-03-23

2007-03-23T20:32:26Z

This is one catlick skoolgurl who has *no* self-esteem issues!

Comment from Maggie on 2007-03-23

2007-03-23T19:53:04Z

Did the other one say "Kisses....Princess Crabby"? No? I didn't think so! This one is better based on that alone.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2007-03-23

2007-03-23T19:48:40Z

Well, here I went and deleted a lot of the old joke posts last weekend to free up some disk space... and along comes Princess Crabby renewing one! BWA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! On the internet, everything is new. To someone.