Bill tagged what (he thought) were safely dead taggees for the "6 Weird Things" meme. Then, in the comments, Bill made the mistake of dissing his Medically Retired (Mental/Emotional Exhaustion) Guardian Angel, Carborundum. Heh. Bill forget where Carborundum works...
So, here's the meme-response of Tomas de Torquemada... delivered via Carborundum, who would like to inform Mr. Tuttle that Frumious is a whiny little wannabee that couldn't take five seconds of GA duty, even if he COULD foist Tuttle off on anybody. And it's not like he hasn't tried, either.
Tomas de Torquemada
1. I myself am having the Jewish ancestry. Such astonishment in the faces of the conversos when I tell them this! Or perhaps it was only the effect of the rack.
2. It pleases you to laugh, but I think I am not the only one who finds the Chair of Comfy or the Cushion of Softness to be ... disquieting.
3. Coming up with all the rules and examples by which the faithful might know evil (or Jews, same thing) took many years. If only we had had the glorious PowerPoint!
4. I have the greatest horror of blood. Mine, that is. Others, not so much.
5. I burned at least three witches because they were not interested in seducing me. And they kept saying that no matter how much they were tortured, too. Insult!
6. Olive oil makes me break out in hives. Maybe now you know why I was so grouchy, eh?
The rest will follow through the week.
H/t, Bad Cat Robot, who was also struck by the careening meme.
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