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Occam’s Punji Stake

The Time: 2130 of the night following this incident.

The Place: The command bunker of the Tay Do Two Battalion Commander, twenty feet below the surface of a garden in Phong Dinh Province, RVN.

Colonel Trinh Vo Thanh placed Sergeant Van’s report on the field table, then placed both palms flat, flanking the message. He shifted his gaze to the rammed-earth ceiling and thought, Van is reliable and his employment as a day laborer for the American engineers produces valuable intelligence – and how he managed to smuggle that miniature camera into their base was a tale in itself. But sometimes he will intuit a conclusion without considering all the factors. Something is left unsaid in this report.

He called toward the anteroom and told his adjutant to send Phouc, the message runner, to him. Phouc ducked in through the low entryway, then stood at rigid attention.

Trinh smiled to ease Phouc’s apprehension. “Soldier Phouc, you have performed your mission well. But I feel that I may have missed something of import in the message. Now you may set Soldier Phouc aside and become Young Brother Phouc, as I will set aside Battalion Commander Trinh – we will sit together and my Young Brother will tell the tale of this morning’s events to his Eldest Brother…”

Phouc told Trinh of the work party’s interruption by the sound of approaching helicopters: “We could tell they were Frogs (UH-1s), not Sharks (AH-1s) or Bees (OH-6s) by the sounds, but we didn’t know if they were just Frogs or the Muttering Death (gunships, particularly UH-1Ds or-Hs in Nighthawk configuration). We dispersed to our fighting positions beneath the trees and pulled our covers over us…”

When Phouc finished his story, Trinh said, “That was a most excellent story. Thank you, Young Brother. Please wait outside.” Van decided that the Americans’ morale was low, but what Phouc described was either a highly aggressive reconnaissance or – oh, seven hells! – a very concentrated tree-killing. Trinh fervently hoped it was the former; he had personally chosen the site for the forward base because it was deep inside the woods and because it was in close proximity to his protector’s main cash crop.

Nuc mau. Tiger grass.

Which, in turn, was planted there because it was on land that bordered his protector’s holdings. And the American politicians had told their soldiers to keep their noses out of Vietnamese politics and leave the Vietnamese politicians to the American politicians…

Seven hells and the hells beneath the hells. If the Americans had indeed sprayed their chemicals on the nuc mau, he would have to placate his protector in a very visible manner…

“Soldier Phouc!”

Phouc bolted through the entryway, eyes wide. “Sir!”

“Soldier Phouc, memorize this message and repeat it to Sergeant Van: ‘You know the unit that flies the tree-killing missions. You said you saw the pilots. I want their pictures by tomorrow evening.’ Soldier Phouc, you are dismissed!”

“Sir!” Phouc exited at a crouching run.

Colonel Trinh looked at his watch. Midnight. Phouc would deliver his message by 0300 and Sergeant Van would be on the Americans’ base by 0630.

Trinh made a mental note to visit his protector at 0730 with a request…

To be continued...

Hang in there, kids (and just how many of you have been keeping up with the timeline, hmmmmm?

10 Comments

Well, this happened the day of(or the day after) you went weed killing, which was a week or so before you got told you had a price on your head, Han Solo. So when do you shoot Greedo? (Sounds of a zombie being shoved into the woodchipper.)
 
Heh. Don't forget the *other* events...
 
Yaaaeee! It's another iteration of the adventures of Hubert and the caped cruzader
 
I'm betting on old girlie being his wife or sister, you ticked him even more by gnabbing her, and now you've got half the NVA thinking "It's BMX time"
 
i'm still trying to calculate BMNT and EENT, MR/MS and get the %Illum nailed down...
 
I have a very strong suspicion I know exactly why the bounty was set, but I don't want to ruin the story. Let's just say that you could run into similar problems in certain areas of Kentucky these days... ;)
 
I wonder, did Col. Trinh Vo also wore an evil-looking "Fu-Manchú" above his creased lips?
 
The pot .....er *plot* thickens!
 
Oh, golly-gee-whiz-darn and gosh-all-hemlock, I sho' nuff did telegraph that punch, huh? Maybe I should just do a couple of limericks for tomorrow, instead of the last *three* installments, then. In fact, I think I'll just do that. It'll save a lot of wear and tear on the keyboard. R-i-i-i-i-ght. You armchair -- uhhh -- swivelchair detectives ain't getting off *that* easily...
 
Sorry, sensi. This miserable worm humbly begs you to continue your enthralling tale. No, really, Bill. You've told some great stories here in the Castle, to the point where I would seriously suggest you put this stuff together and publish. Your work reminds me of Martin Caidin at his best, or Jerry Pournelle channeling Larry Niven. Or would that be Niven channeling Pournelle? You capture the former's humor with the latter's solid story-telling. Either way, please don't stop. :)