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March 3, 2007

H&I* Fires, 3 MAR 207

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The great thing about blogs is that it can often be used to correct the record presented by shoddy, driven by preconceived notions and script, journalism. Such is the case of Col Kilcullen showing the errors of this Guardian(UK) piece. Too bad very few will see it, the Guardian(UK) piece will be run as un-alloyed fact in many circles, and untruth will guide decisions all the more.
Crap.
(h/t to the Zenpundit for the Kilcullen link)
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Oi.

In the words of Ace, "I don't know what it is about CPAC specifically that makes her think she has to turn the Outrageous! Meter up to 11.” Earth to Coulter: this isn’t funny. Being un-PC doesn’t mean being a one note jerk. At one point in time Coulter was interesting and had important things to say. Now she’s just become, predominately, a right wing and skinny version of Michael Moore that I can’t stand.
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Intel Dump talks about trying to narrow the Normal-Military divide. Sounds good to me, but good luck with that. I’m sure Heartless Libertarian, being a former Aggie, can tell you stories about what shenanigans the ROTC at UC Davis had to put up with from both students and the professorate; but if he can’t I can even though I wasn’t part of the program there.

Some people just don’t want to politely disagree and coexist with ‘Rot-cee Nazis’ on their college campus. And since they can sink a college president they typically get their way.
--ry
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As the saying goes, follow the money and thou shalt find the truth. Well, it seems that The Left's Mr. Money Bags has done some walking of his own. Oh - The hypocrisy! - BOQ

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Day 2. Still no call from Senator Brownback's people.

Oh, and for the record, while I don't quite put her in Michael Moore's little niche, I agree with Ry viz Ann Coulter. I wish I could write as well as Ms. Coulter does, but, I don't care for they way she chooses to express herself. An opinion I know not shared by some close friends, but there ya have it. Of course, if I *did* write the way she does, we'd have more readers. And a *lot* more trolls. For an interesting take on Coulter and CPAC, try K-Lo. -the Armorer

Update - At Small Dead Animals, another take on Coulter - and the response to it and how it shows up in Google. Hmmmmm. Indirect h/t to CAPT H who sent me there to go vote in Dr. Fruit Fly's poll -the Armorer

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Rand Simberg has a very interesting take on the 'fired US attorney's" kerfuffle the Left is breast-beating about. -the Armorer

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What a snarky little piece! I'll grant that I find the idea of a White House spokesman doing fundraisers to be rather odd. But I remember many of the quotes referenced, and they mean something else entirely when taken in context. Not to mention the whiny "He isn't respectful enough of us!" tone... Our "mature, insightful, non-partisan" press at work, of course... - FbL

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Heh. Ban the kites! Oh, wait, we just did. Again.

At least 11 people died and more than 100 people were injured at an annual spring festival in eastern Pakistan celebrated with the flying of thousands of colourful kites, officials said today.

The deaths and injuries were caused by stray bullets, sharpened kite-strings, electrocution and people falling off rooftops yesterday at the conclusion of the two-day Basant festival, said Ruqia Bano, spokeswoman for emergency service in the city of Lahore.

No, really. You can't make this stuff up. Stray bullets and kite strings. -the Armorer

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Jim C and Mike L: This one's for you.

Well, it's Lent, when Jesus-debunking news stories rise from the dead. This time it's a tomb with the whole family gathered, including his wife and kid. Unless it's just the dusty bones of decency and good sense in those boxes.

In a way it's a backhanded tribute that, to the modern mind, Christianity is like a train wreck: gruesome, but they can't look away. Newspapers don't greet major Buddhist festivals with claims that Siddhartha Gautama was a cokehead, or open Ramadan by saying Mohammed was -- (do NOT fill in this blank). As we said while not reprinting the infamous Danish cartoons, never would we insult someone's beliefs or faith tradition -- and by the way did you know that Jesus wasn't resurrected, plus he had sex with Magdalene.

Read the rest of what John Robson has to say, here. -the Armorer

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by Denizens on Mar 03, 2007 | General Commentary

Kansas Guardsman laid to rest today.

Today will be the funeral for Staff Sergeant Berry, a Kansas Redleg and holder of the Soldier's Medal, our highest peacetime award for bravery, who died in Iraq.

I got this in email last night from Denizenne AFSis, she's forwarding it from a list she's on. Thank you, Bridget for sending it out - and thank you, Dbie, for sending it to us:

Tissue alert...I just received this from the head of the Kansas Patriot Guard. He sent it as a thank you and reminder to all of us who attended a "homecoming escort" for a local soldier at the Airport last night. Mom and I went...I won't be able to go with the Guard to the funeral Saturday, so this was something we Could do. This is another great vid....

You can view the video by clicking here.

On another note... I remember Specialist Jimmy Baldwin, the only soldier to die on my watch as a commander.

And, as always... Now is the time at Castle Argghhh! when we dance: In Memoriam.



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by John on Mar 03, 2007 | Something for the Soul

Bravo Zulu, Big John

BOSTON (March 1, 2007) - More than 1,000 Sailors man the rails of USS John F. Kennedy (CV 67) as she makes her transit to her final port call in Boston after 38 years of service. Kennedy and her crew have begun a five-day port visit to the home of her namesake prior to decommissioning March 23, 2007, in Mayport, Fla. U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Tommy Gilligan

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by John on Mar 03, 2007 | Historical Stuff

Thoughts on taking senior leader scalps.

A long time reader sent a note this morning.

John, When we write about heads rolling, the MedHold 1SGT and the hospital commander are on the short list for relief. That has happened, fine, deservedly so.

But the Secretary of the Army? He wasn't relieved, he quit, he took the easy way out, he RAN from the responsibility of fixing the problems.

The US Military is controlled by the civilian government of the United States. The Constitution is pretty clear on this. For the SecArmy to quit is to put into disarray all of our protections and controls. He cannot be replaced, immediately, by another Secretary.

Anyone of the undersecretaries will be called the "Acting" SecArmy. In the Army, when a commander is relieved, then the next guy there is the full-time commander. It might be a short time frame, but he IS the commander.

So Harvey quitting, no matter how Gates requested, hinted, asked, or ordered it, is to toss civilian control of the Army into a tailspin.

Harvey took the easy, even cowardly way out of a hot spot. He is refusing to fix the problems, to stand up, take the heat and soldier on.

My disgust is near debilitating.

I disagree. I understand not being happy with Harvey if he asked to quit, and is indeed running from his responsibilities. However, if that's the case, good riddance to someone who was just not up to the job, and better he leave.

I suspect, however, based on Gate's very specific statement, "I am disappointed that some in the Army have not adequately appreciated the seriousness of the situation pertaining to outpatient care at Walter Reed," that Harvey was told to quit, rather than get publicly fired.

There is also a tradition of people in that position, it being clear that they screwed up beyond belief or political tolerance, of offering to resign to clear the air for a new start.

The reality is, when Harvey relieved MG Weightman, who'd been in command for months, and replaced him with his predecessor, the guy who'd been in command there for years, under whose watch *all* of these problems existed and were not addressed, he set himself up for getting canned, if only for colossal cluelessness.

I don't see how this damages the concept of civilian control. One of the Deputies will fill the role as a temp, a new Secretary will be nominated, and the Republic and the Service will tottle on down the road as it has. On a purely practical note, when the position of Secretary of Defense was created, with the Service secretaries subordinate to that position, the impact and scope of the service secretaries was reduced to supervising the production of their service budget requests and the execution of the current budget anyway.

But the essential underlying premise of democratic government is that there are no indispensable people. Good thing it's true, too - seeing as how Arlington Cemetery is full of otherwise indispensable people and the Republic still stands, the opinion of the far left and right notwithstanding.

Now if the Generals had come out in public and demanded the removal/resignation of Dr. Harvey - we would be in complete agreement, no questions, that the concept of civilian control was in jeopardy.

But when the Secretary of Defense calls the Secretary of the Army in and says "Dude, you've lost my confidence, what *were* you thinking? It's time for you to move on, and I'd like your resignation on my desk before you leave my office, please" that is the quintessential expression of civilian control, and exactly how things should go, as I see it.

Your concern of "Army leadership in a tailspin" is perhaps more aptly raised in the context of how long does it take to nominate and confirm his successor? Certainly if the position is left vacant for a long period of time during the budget build, and decisions deferred until the new Secretary takes office, there will be short-term damage to some aspects of Army operations, now and in the budget being POM'd.

From another angle - sometimes firing the coach is the best way to fix the team, even when the coach isn't a bad person, or even a bad coach in most aspects. But if he can't lead the team and get it done - then it's time to bring in someone new.

All in all, I'm thinking the Army can use the shake-up in the senior ranks. Even in wartime. Perhaps especially in wartime, where we should perhaps be a little more results-oriented than we seem to have been thus far. I'm still waiting for something similar to happen over the still-fargled pay system. And other things.

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by John on Mar 03, 2007 | Observations on things Military

March 2, 2007

H&I* Fires, 02 MAR 2007

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Forget the slant of doom and gloom, of Iraq is as much a meat grinder as The Somme, and such omni-present in this article (They’re more vulnerable! That danged Bush promised us a new direction!). There are still things of value to be gleaned from this. Pay close attention to the line by the sergeant at the end.
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The Times (UK) Online has a piece asking what the excuses from the ‘Global Community’ will be in 2009.
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Because I’m not stupid enough to cap on Vin Diesel, I don’t want any part of WereKitten’s lycanthropy, I’ll make fun of Matt Damon instead. “CIA Expert Says Damon is too Fat for Spy Film.”
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Someone is being Rumsfeldian without even realizing it. Unfortunately, where you start on a given topic colours where you go with it. The boys and girls at TAPPED might want to read a little wider before attacking what Max Boot is trying to say in that column.

I still stand by the lessons which TR Fehrenbach took from Korea, and Boyd. Boots in the mud make and enforce policy. You send men to war, not machines.
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by Denizens on Mar 02, 2007 | General Commentary

An unexpected scalp.

Former Secretary of the Army Harvey.

WASHINGTON - Army Secretary Francis J. Harvey abruptly stepped down Friday as the Bush administration struggled to cope with the fallout from a scandal over substandard conditions for wounded Iraq soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.

The surprise move came one day after Harvey fired the two-star general in charge of the medical center in response to disclosures of problems at the hospital compound.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Harvey had resigned. But senior defense officials speaking on condition of anonymity said Gates had asked Harvey to leave. Gates was displeased that Harvey, after firing Maj. Gen. George Weightman as the head of Walter Reed, chose to name as Weightman's temporary replacement another general whose role in the controversy was still in question.

"I am disappointed that some in the Army have not adequately appreciated the seriousness of the situation pertaining to outpatient care at Walter Reed," Gates said in the Pentagon briefing room. He took no questions from reporters.

Good. I've also learned elsewhere that a Captain has been reassigned.

The scalps mount. Even surprising ones like this. It's good to see that Secretary Gates, probably among other things, said, "WTF?" over the appointment of LTG Kiley to take temporary command at WRAMC. Based on what's come out regarding his tenure at WRAMC, I'm thinking the good LTG is a candidate for retirement as a Major General - he is my "amended OER" candidate.

I'm still thinking the troops are owed a field grade head in there somewhere.

Let's get this done, so all the people at WRAMC who are doing their best to do what's right for the soldiers can get some leadership that will let them do just that - and not have to look over their shoulder wondering if Dana Priest is lurking nearby, or some grumpy old retired guy is bitching about their place of work on his blog.

Don't get me wrong - the people who are doing the right thing by the soldier have nothing but my admiration and support. But they need leadership that facilitates that, not that worrys about image or managing the budget. That's what *managers* do. Commanders - LEAD.

The full text of Secretary Gate's announcement is here.

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by John on Mar 02, 2007 | Observations on things Military

Giving a helping hand.

Laurie of Soldier's Angels New York has a post up about the recent tornadic devastation in the Fort Rucker, Alabama area. If you'd like to help, you can go to Laurie's site and donate to Soldier's Angels (who are in the area and working with the locals).

If you aren't comfortable with going that route - there's this:

Update & address to send gift cards or hotel vouchers:

On March 1, 2007 a band of severe thunderstorms swept across the South. The storms were accompanied by tornadoes which left a swath of destruction in their wake. The agricultural town of Enterprise, Alabama was hit especially hard. The town newspaper, The Enterprise Ledger, reports, " The tornado struck downtown Enterprise around 1 p.m. Thursday, destroying homes, flipping vehicles and collapsing the ceiling and walls in parts of Enterprise High School. Reports
concerning the number of dead and injured vary wildly, with state officials reporting as many as 5 possible deaths in the city." Its high school sustained a direct hit and many students were injured when a wall collapsed. Several of the injured students are from families stationed at nearby Fort Rucker. There are reports of deaths among the students, but the school system has yet to provide confirmation of this tragic news. Fort Rucker is the home of the United States Army Aviation Warfighting Center and many of its families live in Enterprise and their children attend its schools. The governor of Alabama has declared a state of emergency, but in a situation like this, with so many people in need, the government is cannot immediately help everyone. Soldiers' Angels is determined to make sure that none of our military personnel or their families are overlooked.

Soldiers' Angels has several members who are in the area and they have rallied to provide aid and comfort to the military families who are suffering. Additionally, in an effort to help these families, Soldiers' Angels has established the Fort Rucker Military Family Relief Fund. This fund is dedicated specifically to helping the members of the Fort Rucker who have lost family and their homes as a result of this terrible event. Soldiers' Angels will use the fund to provide emergency relief to the families. Items such as clothes, food, personal items and even shelter will be provided. Please help the families and our soldiers at Fort Rucker. Donations can be made through Paypal (click here) or send

GIFT CARDS: WALMART, AMEX
CREDITS OR VOUCHERS: HOLIDAY INN, DAYS INN, COMFORT INN

to

ARMY COMMUNITY SERVICE, ATTN: Sue
BUILDING 5700
NOVOSEL, ROOM 390
FT. RUCKER AL 36362

If you feel uncomfortable donating for a military-focused reason when there are others beside the local military involved in the disaster, there's always the Red Cross

If you've the means, you could always do... both. The Chief Denizen of Argghhh! has hit both places.

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by John on Mar 02, 2007 | Something for the Soul

The Ugly Gun Ban.

Predictably, is back. Leave aside the fact that when the ban sunset, there was no uptick in drive-by bayonetings, rifle grenadings, nor were bad guys able to use the pistol grip to noticeably improve their marksmanship.

And most times, when bad or deluded people did do bad things... they were able to do so until some armed citizen, be it a policeman or just a citizen, did something about it.

Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enforcement Protection Act of 2007
110th U.S. Congress (2007-2008)
H.R. 1022: To reauthorize the assault weapons ban, and for other purposes
HR 1022 IH


110th CONGRESS

1st Session

H. R. 1022
To reauthorize the assault weapons ban, and for other purposes.


IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES


February 13, 2007

Mrs. MCCARTHY of New York introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on the Judiciary

Carolyn McCarthy, U.S. Representative
State: New York, District 4
Party: Democrat
Birthday: Jan 5, 1944 / 63 years old
Religion: Catholic

To contact Carolyn McCarthy, visit her official website, or phone her office at (202) 225-5516

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by John on Mar 02, 2007 | Gun Rights

Let's do some community photo analysis.

I find the following picture very interesting, for the amount of information that it conveys.

Destroyed artillery piece with dead crewman.

What do you see? What story do you think it tells?

To a trained analyst (which I don't claim to be in this regard, we'll leave that to CAPT H and perhaps some of our lurkers) there is some interesting intel to be gleaned from the picture. Not huge amounts, indicators, mostly - but when you add them to others, a composite builds.

Just as interesting will be what different people see, based on the experiences they bring to the picture.

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by John on Mar 02, 2007 | Historical Stuff | Observations on things Military

Senator Brownback's Blog...

Senator Brownback, presidential hopeful, has a blog.

It's pretty new... it's Google PageRank is still Zero. By contrast, the Castle's is 6, National Review Online is 7.

The most amazing thing is that the Castle is one of the biggest blogs in Kansas (which says a lot about how few bloggers there are in Kansas) but we aren't on the good Senator's blogroll.

Tsk. My ego is bruised.

I would also note that the Senator has *never* linked to us. *Ever*.

More tsk.

I would also note that thus far, the Senator's blog doesn't have a voice, really. It's more a series of news releases, and puff, making the classic mistake that pols seem to make when they start up a blog.

Note for the Senator's bloggers - blogging is actually pretty tough to do at all well. You have to figure out ways to catch and hold people's interest, give them a reason to come back. If what you want to be is mostly a news aggregator for the candidate, study Drudge. If you want to be a serious blog... study the successful poli-blogs.

I suspect the Senator's handlers will cringe at the thought of opening up that kind of give and take. Good luck, sir. Though I will not forgive you if your run for President ends up getting us a Senator Sebelius. Just sayin'.

We at the Castle are available to consult. Listen to our advice, then do the opposite.

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by John on Mar 02, 2007 | Politics

FUNERAL SERVICES SET FOR WICHITA GUARDSMAN

From the Adjutant General's Office:

Funeral services are scheduled for Saturday, March 3, for Staff Sgt. David Russell Berry, a member of Battery B (-), 1st Battalion, 161st Field Artillery, Kansas National Guard, Pratt, who was killed in action in Iraq on Thursday, Feb. 22. Services will begin at 2 p.m. at West Baptist Freewill Church , 3310 W. MacArthur, Wichita . Graveside services will be at Eden Cemetery in Milton , Kan.

Staff Sgt. Berry’s posthumous promotion to Sergeant First Class is pending. A memorial fund is being set up in honor of Staff Sgt. Berry and more information regarding the fund will be published as soon as the fund is established.

Staff Sgt. Berry joined the Kansas Army National Guard in April 1986, enlisting with Detachment 1, Battery C, 1st Battalion, 161st Field Artillery, at Kingman , Kan. , as an ammunition team chief. He graduated in 1987 from Advanced Individual Training as a Heavy Anti-armor Weapons Infantryman at Fort Benning , Ga. In 1997, he completed the Primary Leadership Development Course at Camp Ashland , Neb. In 2001, Staff Sgt. Berry completed his Basic Non-Commissioned Officer course for Field Artillery. In 2003, he completed the Multiple Launch Rocket System Crewmember course.

Staff Sgt. Berry had a total of more than 16 years of military service. In February 2005, he was awarded the Soldier’s Medal, which is the highest peacetime honor that a soldier can receive. Staff Sgt. Berry was serving on active duty at Fort Leavenworth during Operation Enduring Freedom. While at home on leave he came upon a single vehicle accident in Kingman County . The driver had lost control of the vehicle and crashed off the highway and the vehicle was on fire. At great personal risk, Staff Sgt. Berry pulled the driver from the burning vehicle, saving his life. Maj. Gen. Bunting presented Staff Sgt. Berry with this medal while at his pre-mobilization station at Camp Shelby , Miss. , prior to his deployment to Iraq .

Staff Sgt. Berry’s other awards include the Army Achievement Medal, Army Reserve Components Achievement Medal, National Defense Service Medal, Armed Forces Reserve Medal, Global War on Terrorism Medal, Army Service Ribbon, Kansas National Guard Meritorious Service Ribbon, Kansas National Guard Commendation Ribbon, Kansas National Guard Emergency Duty Service Ribbon and the Kansas National Guard Service Medal.

Staff Sgt. Berry is survived by his wife, Kathleen, and one stepdaughter and one stepson.

If any of our readers are planning to attend, do please report out.

Now is the time at Castle Argghhh! when we dance: In Memoriam.

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by John on Mar 02, 2007 | Something for the Soul

March 1, 2007

H&I* Fires, 01 MAR 2007

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Stuff that makes other stuff go kablooey. Sure, it’s a wonder weapon that relies on data links with jammers becoming insanely cheap, but it’s still pretty cool. I like this as an intermediate step toward ‘persistent orbiting munitions’ that leave no hidey hole for guerillas/4th Gen Warriors.

Plus, it blows stuff up. What chemist worth his salt(s) doesn’t like explosions?
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Well, Hugo is nationalizing stuff because it doesn’t run perfect so we should too.

Only in the PNW would they insinuate this while trying to teach kids that private property is evil with Lego and wanting to lynch a Catholic school principle for making kids clean as punishment for fighting.
And The Wife wonders why I don’t want to move there when she finishes her Ph.D. (while mine dies an ugly and stillborn death)? Oi.
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Grim provides an old school example that seems to support JRobb’s Global Guerillas theory. Scary. [Armorer's interjection - Grim's permalink URL isn't behaving as expected. The post Ry is referring to is "The Old Model Army" which is the top post for 27 Feb at Grim's Hall.]
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Life, and death, continues; war or no war. I’m so sorry Dan.
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Born in my country, buried in yours: Sgt John D. Rode. - Damian

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Damian is too stingy with words.

Decorated U.S. Army Sergeant John D. Rode was buried at Arlington National Cemetery with full military honours yesterday.

The Trenton, Ont.-born 24-year-old was laid to rest in the Washington, D.C., military burial ground as an American after being awarded citizenship posthumously last week. He was killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq on Valentine's Day. Officials found citizenship application papers among his belongings.

Racing to the aid of fellow soldiers on Feb. 14, Sgt. Rode and two other soldiers were killed by an improvised explosive device detonated near their armoured vehicle. It was the third time Sgt. Rode had been hit.

"It gets down to the point of never leaving a man behind and that was John. He would never leave anyone behind and he didn't care what he had to go through to do it. I mean, it's obvious, being blown up three times by an IED since he went back to Iraq, except the third time he wasn't as lucky," Mr. Davis said.

Now is the time at Castle Argghhh! when we dance: In Memoriam. -the Armorer

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Snerk! There are some sphincters in the DC area currently producing diamonds... -the Armorer

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Woot! Denizenne Bad Cat Robot is famous Down Under and her artistry and verbosity are made mention at Tim Blair's place! We bask in more reflected glory...! We're gonna have a tan if this keeps up! -the Armorer

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by Denizens on Mar 01, 2007 | General Commentary

I got my scalp for Walter Reed.

Remember that scalp I asked for?

I got it.

Pretty nice one, too.

Major General George Weightman, formerly Commanding General, Walter Reed Army Medical Center.

Good.

No, I don't think that me griping about it affected things one iota, in case you're wondering about a burgeoning megalomania around here.

Read about it here, at Fox News.

There's probably a few others that need to dry in the sun with this one, however.

H/t, Leavenworth Centurion

There have not been enough GO scalps during this war. LTG Sanchez lost his chance at a 4th star, sure, but it's not the same. Col (formerly BG) Karpinski lost her star, but administratively. Colonel Pappas got spanked, but not hard enough, over his role in Abu Ghraib. But there's been enough functional incompetence (Reserve pay system, anyone?) that has seemingly gone unpunished that it's just aggravating.

And if scalps *have* been taken - then they should be done so publicly, not with a quiet "shoo!" to the exit. Leadership by example. Many of those examples should be... public.

Update: Heh. As Barb noted in her comment - Weightman's successor is his predecessor, LTG Kiley - on whose watch much of this was also extant. Perhaps this is his chance to atone. Certainly, he'll have the flaming wreckage of Weightman's career to light his path.

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by John on Mar 01, 2007 | Observations on things Military
Foreign Object Damage links with: Command Responsibility at Walter Reed

Speaking of aviators...

Lex, this one's for you.

Naval Aviator

On a carrier, the Naval Aviator looks over at the Catapult Officer ("Shooter") who gives the run up engines signal by rotating his finger above his head. The pilot pushes the throttle forward, verifies all flight controls are operational, checks all gauges, and gives the Cat officer a brisk salute, continuing the Navy / Marine tradition of asking permission to leave the ship. The Cat officer drops to one knee while swooping his arm forward and pointing down deck, granting that permission. The pilot is immediately catapulted and becomes airborne.

Air Force Pilot

We've all seen Air Force pilots at the air force base look up just before taxiing for takeoff and the ground crew waits until the pilot's thumb is sticking straight up. The crew chief then confirms that he sees the thumb, salutes, and the Air Force pilot then takes off. This time-tested tradition is the last link in the Air Force safety net to confirm that the pilot does not have his thumb up his a$$.

Army Aviator

If you've ever seen an Army helicopter pilot preparing for takeoff, you will note that the pilot gives the ground guy a thumbs up before he is given hover and takeoff signals. There are two theories about the origin of this gesture. One is that it is to show that the pilot has identified which of his fingers is the thumb so that he will be able to properly operate his controls. The most compelling theory says that this is to show the ground crewman that the pilot indeed knows which direction is up.

It's not often I get to diss Dusty and Bill in the same post...

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by John on Mar 01, 2007 | I think it's funny!

Speaking of aircraft carriers and the funny people who use them...

The carrier in the picture in this post, that I challenged you to identify was indeed HMAS Melbourne. Your clinching clue that she was Aussie was the Gannetts. Of all those nations who operated that class of carrier, only the Aussies used Gannetts. Yes, I actually planned the post that way...

Now here's another make-ya-look-twice picture.

Herc on the Forrestal

Yep, that's a C-130 sitting on the deck of the USS Forrestal. Yep, it's all for real. The whole story (with videos) is available here at The Aviation Zone. At Cassandra's old stomping grounds, I Love Jet Noise, Joatmoaf has more. Just, kewl. We military types will do *such* silly things if you ask us to.

Update: Steeljaw Scribe covered this subject, far more thoroughly, last month. Worth the visit!

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by John on Mar 01, 2007 | Aircraft

February 28, 2007

H&I* Fires, 28 FEB 2007

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Beinart now says it is guilt too. It is that simple.
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Of course going anywhere and going often makes it hard to be able to handle the next thing down the pipe. Such would still be true if we’d attacked DPRK or Iran instead of Iraq, and if we had the military sized as the Service Chiefs have asked for the last 20 years while we attacked them instead of Iraq. Just as going to Haiti, Somalia, and the Balkans made it hard to meet NATO and other commitments.

That there can be one too many eggs to juggle (with the implication that Iraq is one too many eggs) isn’t the best question. Why so few eggs before we peter out, if we’re defacto Globocop as we have been since the inception of NATO, is a much better one.

Makes you wonder if people really knew what they were doing during budget and manpower arguments in years past. Also makes me wonder if some people are doing this now because someone without a D next to their name isn’t ‘King of America’ while others make light of it because someone with an R next their name is ‘King of America’ right now.
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News from Afghanistan: The destruction of the poppy crops doesn’t seem to be having the desired effect, when it's being done at all.
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Well, isn’t this special. Dr. Don’t Mention and Elephant says Bush wants to use tactical nuclear Tomahawk cm to attack Iranian nuclear facilities because Bush, amongst others, has said all options are on the table and the US has never signed a No-First-Use agreement. It is FUN to operate in a vacuum when you do these things. Everything is available and you’re unconstrained by actual goals and national policy. It’s such fun! It’s so easy!

Sometimes it’s best to actually study the subject before you go off screaming, ‘Bush is going to start a nuclear war!’ Just being smart doesn’t make you a polymath with a deep grasp of everything you know.

Do you have to destroy something to put it out of commission? Is mission kill sufficient? Is offline for 2 months to a year sufficient for national policy goals? What are the national goals wrt Iranian nuclear weapons research? None of these questions is asked. Just straight to ‘those batiches are going to employ nuclear weapons because we know he’s a Nazi!’

And why are these guys taken seriously? I can only guess ignorance.
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Excellent little bit on office sycophants. -the Armorer

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I got this from the Angel Forum. A soldier gave his life twice. Once in service to his country (actually serving in two branches, Navy and Army) and once when he donated his heart.

You can tell it was his way of doing things. His dad was quoted as telling him not to volunteer for anything, just do your time and come home. That sounds like a lot of parents. But, like all children, they have to make their own way and this soldier volunteered for duty on his "day off" that eventually led to his death. I truly believe, that these are the best of us. - Kat

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L'eggo my Lego! Brab, BCR, get yer loons under control! -the Armorer

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by Denizens on Feb 28, 2007 | General Commentary

8:13PM Castle Time...

...and we've got 6 tornadoes in the region.

Busy night for weather people and first responders.

Bad night for tv.

It's all south of us - but hopefully they're little twisters and not touching down often.

No F5s, please.

Heh. I just hit "post" and the NWS calls a flash flood warning for Leavenworth. No worries for the Castle, it will take a biblical flood to reach the demesne. That said - we may find out how well the flood control projects in the county work - projects initiated because of the last floods.

Welcome to the midwest, baby! I'll take it over the hurricane areas any day.


Update. It's now 7:21AM 1 March, Castle Time. And it's snowing.

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by John on Feb 28, 2007 | Shameless Self-Promotion

Damage control at Walter Reed.

Things are moving forward at Walter Reed, but it would appear there's an element of "two steps forward, one back" in evidence, as well.

The Army Times is reporting this two steps forward:

The soldiers said they were also told their first sergeant has been relieved of duty, and that all of their platoon sergeants have been moved to other positions at Walter Reed. And 120 permanent-duty soldiers are expected to arrive by mid-March to take control of the Medical Hold Unit, the soldiers said.

Then there's this - which I actually put mostly into a step forward.

Soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center’s Medical Hold Unit say they have been told they will wake up at 6 a.m. every morning and have their rooms ready for inspection at 7 a.m.,

Many of the troops undoubtedly think of this an punishment for those who spoke to the press. There may, indeed, be an element of that in there, in that the command is trying to regain control of the message (hold on, more to follow on that thought). However - I suspect this is also the jump-start of a return to a firmer discipline than that seemingly lax form of discipline that led to the environment at Walter Reed.

One of the things the service learned (and apparently forgot) between how it handled casualties in WWI vice WWII, especially psychiatric casualties - is that the maintenance of military discipline - not fanatical ala Gunnery Sergeant Hartman of Full Metal Jacket but simply firm discipline designed to enforce basic standards of cleanliness, appearance, demeanor - and to keep people usefully occupied with relevant tasks. The key to all that is, of course, good leadership, a quality abundantly absent at WRAMC. Getting those troops back into a routine will be good for them, and for the installation. Of course, the follow-on is that the command must also find a way to break through the logjam of paperwork and find ways to usefully employ those soldiers. And if they can't - it may actually make sense to break them out to less full facilities where they can be given useful duties for those times when they aren't busy trying to fight their way through the paperwork.

Now for one step back. Heck, possibly more, if at least in a different direction. That is the clamp-down on media contact - both by the soldiers themselves, and in more official ways.

The Army Times is reporting that the Pentagon has also shut down media coverage of any and all Defense Department medical facilities. This includes suspending planned projects by CNN and the Discovery Channel. The Army Times quotes a PAO email where the Army's official position is “It will be in most cases not appropriate to engage the media while this review takes place.” This apparently in reference to the panel being convened by DoD to investigate issues at Walter Reed.

I completely disagree. A buddy of mine sums it up nicely:

When will the Army learn that transparency in non-OPSEC issues is a disarming approach? Cover-ups do not work and do not speak well of our REMFs – and I do mean REMFs. This burns my ass…… ML

Gezackly. Better to throw open the doors, than simply ensure that the press will now push harder, and the disaffected soldiery will slip around the corners to talk to them - and you will have completely lost control of the message. And it will be the Army's own damn fault.

Lastly, accountability.

- The 1st Sergeant was relieved.
- The Platoon Sergeants were reassigned.

It may just be an oversight in the reporting by Army Times - but... where is my officer scalp? I *always* want an officer scalp, publicly taken, when things like this happen. Not scapegoat scalps, I want the people who forgot their most basic responsibility to pay the price.

Was the med hold company commander relieved? If not, it must only be because he or she just assumed command and was essentially blameless - in which case there ought to be an amended OER making the rounds for the commander's predecessor. Followed with a show cause for retention letter. And the OER of the rating official who let that company commander get his command to this state should be in receipt of, or pending receipt of, an OER that will guarantee they never command beyond their current level.

There is no way that you relieve a 1SG and reassign all the platoon sergeants and the primary blame doesn't lay squarely on the shoulders of the officer commanding.

Appropriate action may have been taken - and if it was, well, someone ought to report it. I don't have to have the name - I just want to know that officer careers imploded as thoroughly (actually moreso) as the NCO careers did. From where I sit, as a commissioned officer of the United States Army, currently without assignment, there is a disturbing lack of commissioned scalps hanging from the pike at the gate.

And if that is in fact true - it is a failure of leadership at the higher levels at WRAMC. REMFs, indeed.

Sad that an organization that in the balance is full of hard-working, dedicated people who just want to do right by the wounded is being let down by it's commissioned leadership - and if that's not the case, then the PAO needs a new job.

Regardless, more officer scalps please.

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by John on Feb 28, 2007 | Observations on things Military

Milbloggie winners announced, Castle Argghhh! obliquely noted...

...in the person of a Denizenne! We bask in the reflected glow of her victory!

Let's get the most important up there first. Denizenne Fuzzy!

U.S. Military (Supporter)

Fuzzilicious Thinking

Okay, now for the rest.

U.S. Army

Acute Politics

U.S. Air Force

Afghanistan Without a Clue

U.S. Navy

Doc in the Box

U.S. Marine Corps

SandGram

U.S. Military (Veteran)

Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love

U.S. Civilian

Soldiers' Angels Germany

U.S. Military (Spouse)

Andi

U.S. Military (Parent)

Some Soldier's Mom

Congratulations to all! Well, except Matt, who has no room on his sidebar for any more stuff like this... of course, that's just sour graping from a bitter old sore loser, never having even been a blip on the radar in this contest!

The full details are here, at Milblogging.com.

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by John on Feb 28, 2007 | Shameless Pandering to Big Bloggers

February 27, 2007

H&I Fires 27 FEB 2007

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

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Major Bell has another funny story. Here's a taste:

Day two: The alarm went off at 0500, "Oh Lord, I can't move!" It took every ounce of will power to get dressed. I admit it; I whined like a baby to these hard chargers at the bunker and demanded that we dumb this down a bit. "Sir" the Sgt replied, "You are a Marine, we are all Marines...you are expected to maintain that level that separates us from the other services ...Suck it up...Sir."
- FbL

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How about a little History to get your day started. Something like, oh, 5000 years of Imperial History in the Middle East ... In 90 seconds.
H/T to Christian at Pro Deo Et Patria. - Barb

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Lots and lots getting said about the use of a particular type of anti-tank mine. NYT has a piece on it . But Noah Schactman, formerly of DefenseTech but now at WIRED, probably has the best round up of the criticism, scroll down as there’s several posts on it, of the Army’s case.

Of course, when I hear some of the way people react to uncertainty in intelligence, I have to wonder if they really think intelligence work is typified by the certainty of ‘AF is running low on water.’ It isn’t. And we, the general public, need to learn how to live with that.
---ry

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Rather than write something that wasn't going to add anything to what Chap said on the subject - I'll send you over to Chap and his discussion on having more than one party that understands warfare - vice one that kinda sorta does, and another which in it's most public face, deliberately misunderstands it, sometimes seemingly solely to score domestic political points. Oh, and pick your point on the historical timeline any time since the truce that ended Korea... and that statement pretty much holds true (with shades of nuance) regardless of which party is in power. And it's been getting worse.

Greyhawk on 60 Minutes and the Appeal for Redress - and the active duty sailor behind it.

Smash picks on little old ladies... again.

CDR Salamander points to the small victories (which can help prevent the more costly variety) in the Long War that most people just don't notice - because they are... small.

And for some more comic relief - Jules on Walking While Blonde.

Then there's this, from the Tennessee Center for Policy Research, concerning Al "Use less!" Gore:

The average household in America consumes 10,656 kilowatt-hours (kWh) per year, according to the Department of Energy. In 2006, Gore devoured nearly 221,000 kWh—more than 20 times the national average.

Last August alone, Gore burned through 22,619 kWh—guzzling more than twice the electricity in one month than an average American family uses in an entire year. As a result of his energy consumption, Gore’s average monthly electric bill topped $1,359.

Since the release of An Inconvenient Truth, Gore’s energy consumption has increased from an average of 16,200 kWh per month in 2005, to 18,400 kWh per month in 2006.

Gore’s extravagant energy use does not stop at his electric bill. Natural gas bills for Gore’s mansion and guest house averaged $1,080 per month last year.

Snerk! I love it when the leaders practice what they preach. Just remember boys and girls - when it comes to the elites (righty or lefty) it's almost always "Do what we say - and pay no attention to what we do." How will you know Congress is serious, truly serious, about oh, employment law and Universal Health Care? When the laws apply to them, and you see them in your local clinic, filling out the paperwork themselves. Just sayin'

Update: Mr. Gore responds. As near as I can tell, it boils down to... "I'm rich, so I can afford pricey solutions you don't, and then pay what amount to fines that are insignificant to me (purchasing "offsets") so neener neener neener." Perhaps I'm being uncharitable. -the Armorer

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The VEEP may not have qualified for a combat patch - but he's at least *heard* the elephant, live, not Memorex. I can imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth at the lost opportunity that will be going on over at DU. I'm not going to go look, I don't need to. -the Armorer

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Major John over at Miserable Donuts has some thoughts (and direct experience) regarding where the bombing occured at Bagram today - the one that exploded while the VEEP was visiting.

Moving on to Lebanon, Ry linked yesterday to a bit about Sy Hersh's reportage. Today, let's link to Tony Badran, who blogs from Beirut at Across the Bay, as he does what Hersh's editors do not - a little fact-checking. -the Armorer

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by Denizens on Feb 27, 2007 | General Commentary

Let's have a photo post...

First off, a little moment of Gunner Zen - this would look good sitting in the Inner Bailey of Argghhh! It would take a crane to get it there, but it would look good.

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Now I'm going to go all Naval. Here's one to make a Cold Warrior's trigger finger all itchy.

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Sailors - is this just good driving, or an oops-about-to-happen? What's up with this? Somebody didn't want to rig the breeches buoy, and preferred to step deck-to-deck?

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SWWBO would let me have a room like this in the basement. She likes all that brass 'n bronze!

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Lastly - let's see who's got their ship recognition down...

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Update: Okay, we've got the class of the ship. The aircraft are Fairy Gannetts (in front) and Sea Venoms in the rear. See if that helps figure out which ship she is. It should narrow it down to only one user, in fact.

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by John on Feb 27, 2007 | Gun Pr0n - A Naughty Expose' of the fiddly bits

This One's For Husbands Everywhere...

...One-point-Zero and higher. In light of John's post yesterday...

Esther and Charlie went to the state fair every year, and every year Charlie would say, "Esther, I'd sure ‘nuff like to ride in that helicopter."

Esther always replied, "Charlie, that helicopter ride is fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

One year Esther and Charlie went to the fair and Charlie said, “Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter this year, I might not ever get another chance."

Esther replied, "Charlie that helicopter ride is fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire flight and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you do say something, it’s fifty dollars."

Charlie and Esther agreed, climbed into the helicopter and up they went.

The pilot flew all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a single word came from his passengers. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

After they landed, the pilot turned to Charlie and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"

Charlie replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know -- fifty dollars is fifty dollars...”

(And a tip of the dinged steel pot to V29...)

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by CW4BillT on Feb 27, 2007 | I think it's funny!

Camera Obscura

If you’re a new visitor and have a few minutes to spare, you can read the background posts here, here, here, here, and here. If you don’t, well, just lean back and enjoy the ride…

The Time: 0640 the morning of Colonel Trinh Vo Thanh’s meeting.

The Place: Dempsey Compound Gate, Can Tho Army Airfield, Phong Dinh Province, RVN.

Sergeant Van Lanh Thu waited while the gate guards performed their normal pat-down search of his trousers and the threadbare American fishing vest he always wore when he reported for work on the American base. Searching the vest always resulted in the guards finding and examining his cigarettes, his battered Zippo lighter and his lunch. The aroma from this last item dissuaded the guards from a further search of his person, which today might have revealed the 8mm film casette for the Minox camera he would shortly retrieve from its hiding place inside a rat-box.

Sergeant Van’s “day job” was stocking every narrow, meter-long, yellow box on the base with rat poison and removing the carcasses of the victims. It was, he thought, the perfect job for intelligence-gathering; everyone saw him and no one took notice of him. He could go anywhere because the yellow boxes with the red “Nguy Hiem” warning were everywhere…

Van knew where the tree-killing unit lived and began walking along the row of helicopters toward the ones with the blue and white insignia on the nose. They killed more than trees last night, he thought, glancing at the expended brass casings littering the revetments. Watch yourself, old uncle, or they’ll get you, too. Van knew that if he patrolled the area, eventually he would see one of the pilots with the metal insignia that many of them wore, and he would be very happy if the first pilot he saw was one of them. The Minox was metal, the sun was climbing, and if he was careless with the way he removed it from its pocket inside his vest, sunglint would betray him. Van squatted on his heels by a rat-box and pretended to examine it while he scanned the line of helicopters in their revetments.

Movement by the far revetment. Brown-green uniform, carrying torso armor with one hand and a helmet bag in the other.

Pilot, carrying weapon, water and little else. He fights light, as is proper, he thought with professional approval. Van saw a flash of metal on the right shirt pocket. Excellent. He’s from the tree-killer unit. He withdrew the Minox, using the rat-box to mask his movements. He’d wait until the pilot’s eyes were averted…

? I know that one!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

As I walked toward my Huey-du-jour (I didn’t rate my own personal ship yet because we we didn’t have that many to go around anymore), I saw Rat-Catcher Six fiddling with one of the Nguy Hiem boxes and wondered (again) what garbage dump he’d scrounged his fishing vest from. I gave him a grin and a nod of recognition and went back to scanning tail numbers to find mine…

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Van smiled politely in return and took the pilot’s picture as he turned his head and looked past him.

Van shrugged and baited the rat-box, then washed the poison from his hands in the pond behind the revetments. Later, he watched as the helicopter hovered past, crossed the runway and landed by the barrels of the tree-killing chemical. The pilot he’d recognized was at the controls.

At noon, he sought the shade of the north wall of the building where his cousin worked as the personal secretary of one of the American staff officers. He squatted on his heels, removed the plantain-leaf wrapper that contained his lunch with his left hand and leaned back until his shoulders touched the wall. He picked up the small wad of paper at his feet with his right hand.

He read the note from his cousin. “Sister Phoenix has sung and the fire casts a wider light.” Sister Phoenix was the Political Officer from the North who had been taken prisoner a fortnight previously when the Americans had surprised the Tay Do sub-unit commanders at their briefing. She had been reading the unit rosters provided by the commanders when the American helicopters appeared and, they had all hoped, she’d had the good sense to shove the rosters into the mud before she had been taken. The fire casts a wider light, he thought. It’s time to leave before the fire gets closer and fries my butt. The name of Van Lanh Thu was on one of those rosters, along with the name which appeared on his civilian-hire identity card.

Thirty minutes later, Van was walking briskly along QL4 towards the grove where Tay Do battalion’s sole remaining radio was concealed. In one of his inside vest pockets was a Minox film casette with a single exposure…

To be concluded...

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by CW4BillT on Feb 27, 2007 | This is no Sh*t!

February 26, 2007

H&I* Fires, 26 FEB 2006

Open post for those with something to share, updated through the day. New, complete posts come in below this one. Note: If trackbacking, please acknowledge this post in your post. That's only polite.

You're advertising here, we should get an ad at your place...

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Bill Roggio highlights Al Qaeda violence against Sunnis in al Anbar. But, wait! Al Qaeda is Sunni, the problem in Iraq is sectarian violence (aka civil war). I'm confused...

Lt. Pantano begins his new career [h/t Raven].

Surfing around, I just discovered this great report of last week's regular Walter Reed vigil. Talk about dedication! And that dedication was rewarded...

Democrats are very unhappy with Murtha. But as usual, it's about politics and power, not policy.

On the much lighter side: Punctuation gone bad.

And finally, a peek into The Armorer's Bedroom (scroll down to the second pic). - FbL

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Great things going on in Kansas City with Soldiers' Angels. We have several events coming up. We're moving ahead with our Snake Saturday Float Planning and Preparation. We are also working with the American Legion Riders Post 370 on a Poker Run June 3. Finally, we have our first KC Soldiers' Angels Video up and planning more as we meet and go to events. It's a shout out to the troops so feel free to share it with all the men and women in uniform.
[thanks for the space] - Kat

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Sy Hersh is at it again. Many are all over this already so expect to be lambasted with it on the talking heads shows.
This is also why guys like me get tired of conflicts. Sigh. I love the bait and switch he pulls within the first three paragraphs. Also, by the metric Hersh apparently uses in relation to funding disparate groups the tactic of cooptation is impossible since, guess what, some of them aren’t totally our side. Good luck trying to win irregular conflicts that way.
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I wonder if they blame Glenn Reynolds or Michael Ledeen for this. This is why a good definition of terrorism is necessary. Not just one that has whoever helps us is good and whoever is against is bad. Guerilla war and rebellion are legal forms of conflict. There’s a lot to cover on this, but there are tactics that are kosher and some that aren’t. This article didn’t go into that so I’d caution them before they start hurling around the term ‘terrorist’.
--ry
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Today at 1430 - Medal of Honor Ceremony: Commander in Chief George W. Bush presents the Congressional Medal of Honor to LTC Bruce P. Crandall (Ret.) for his heroic actions in the Battle of Ia Drang, while serving with A Company, 1, 229th Assault Helicopter Battalion, 1st Cavalry Division (Airmobile) in the Vietnam War. The Pentagon Channel will be carrying the ceremony live with an encore presentation at 1900 hrs....Maggie

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Meet Private Stephen Sanford - someone you should know. My only question is... only the Distiguished Service Cross? What, in this war, and this Pentagon, you have to die to rate the Medal? -the Armorer

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by Denizens on Feb 26, 2007 | General Commentary

I don't know 'bout you guys, but I need a joke. Even a variation on an old one.

I understand BCR Labs is working on some additional apps...

As I discovered, being on Wife 3.x myself, "dot zero, much less One-dot-Zero releases can be very tricky programs. Of course, I only recommend switching OS's as a last resort. The upfront and downstream costs can be immense, and any interim OS's will have their own bugs.

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 , NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html " and try to download Tears 6.2 and

don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband

1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

H/t, Tommy V.

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by John on Feb 26, 2007 | I think it's funny!

K-Lo, Your Slip is Showing...

Personally, I think Kathryn should have elaborated on this just a tad more than she did.

At first glance, one might assume she meant he's too valuable to risk in a war zone. I doubt that's what she meant...or at least I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt that that's NOT what she meant.

Rather, I'm assuming she's concerned that Harry's presence may increase the risk to his mates because he's a very high value target and thus more enemy attention, effort and assets would be directed against the areas and specific unit/units with which the heir to the throne may be associated. That would of course increase EVERYONE'S risk, not just Prince Harry's.

Fair enough and point well taken. If, however, she meant what she wrote in a literal sense, i.e., it would be unwise to put a member of the royal family in harm's way because he/she's worth too much, well, stand back while we open up a fairly large can of verbal whupa$$.

Just sayin'...

Update: This isn't my email she's quoting, but mine was along these lines. I think she got the message, Dusty. -the Armorer

Update: I just read that, too. I'm not so sure she did, other than to acknowledge that the original post brought several responses in the negative. No mention of, "What I meant to say..." -Instapilot

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by Dusty on Feb 26, 2007 | General Commentary

Military in a Civilian World

Sgt. B asks for advice...

So there I am, on the counter of a major construction rental company, the first bright and shiny face a customer sees, ready to meet his needs, solve his problems with efficiency and proffessionalism…

But it seems that my vocabulary is laced with some interesting turns of phrase:

“Roger that.” instead of “Okay.”

“I lost my bearing.” instead of “I lost my cool.”

“Squared away and stowed.” instead of “Cleaned up and put away.”

So my manager, who spent four years in the Marine Corps’ aviation side about twenty years ago, brings me into his office.

“B., we need to talk,” he says, “There have been some complaints.”

I lean forward in my chair, my mind racing - I’m new to the counter, have I missed something? Have I failed to provide the expected support that is demanded of my position? Have I somehow not interacted with a coworker with respect and courtesy?

“Ummm,” he says, “you need to tone down the military attitude.”

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by Denizens on Feb 26, 2007 | Observations on things Military
Techography links with: Military in a Civilian World

February 25, 2007

Clio Meets Carborundum

Neffi, inspired by the Serial Thriller, has been visited by Clio, Muse of Limericks -- to wit:

A Frog driver has killed all our pot-
I demand Cap'n Bill Tuttle be shot!
You'll have piasters galore,
Or bikes; we have more-
He's torqued me off, I kid you not.

Not to be outdone, Carborundum, Guardian Angel (j.g.) and Muse of Nomex™, has inspired me to reply:

At Krak Argghhh! I ain't really high caste --
I compose all my posts in great haste.
But no one can refute
That the gurls think I'm cute
(There's just *no* accounting for taste...)

*snugging 27-inch zipper against 40-knot gusts*

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled posts.

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by CW4BillT on Feb 25, 2007 | I think it's funny!

An interesting take on why people may be weary of Iraq

...among other things, because it isn't neat and easy. Jim Dunnigan writing at Strategy Page today, and it's apropos of the discussion from yesterday.

Sgt. Benjamin Webb, an infantryman with Company B, 2nd Battalion, 325th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 82nd Airborne Division, plays dominos with an Iraqi girl during a break on a patrol in the Adhamiyah district of Baghdad. The Hampton, Va. native split four games with the girl. The 325th PIR has been getting out into the neighborhood surrounding Combat Outpost Callahan to foster good relationships with the residents they are here to help protect. Photo by Sgt. Michael Garrett

Sgt. Benjamin Webb, an infantryman with Company B, 2nd Battalion, 325th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 82nd Airborne Division, plays dominos with an Iraqi girl during a break on a patrol in the Adhamiyah district of Baghdad. The Hampton, Va. native split four games with the girl. The 325th PIR has been getting out into the neighborhood surrounding Combat Outpost Callahan to foster good relationships with the residents they are here to help protect. Photo by Sgt. Michael Garrett
The Other Iraq by James Dunnigan February 25, 2007 Discussion Board on this DLS topic What's going on in Iraq isn't unique. There's another place where democracy struggles to establish itself amidst corruption, religious strife, ethnic hatred and rampant terrorism. That other place is Africa, and it's generally ignored. Iraq gets the world's attention because over 100,000 foreign (mostly American) troops are trying to help out, and the battlefield sits atop over a trillion dollars worth of oil reserves.

There are over a dozen wars going on in Africa, and the daily death count far exceeds that of Iraq. Occasionally, the African violence gets into the news. Somalia gets mentioned, but only because of a failed UN intervention in the early 1990s. There are occasional references to the Congo, where millions have perished in recent years. Sudan gets mentioned from time to time because millions have been driven from their homes, and several hundred thousand killed by a few years of tribal and ethnic violence. But what of the wars in Chad (civil war), the Central African Republic (civil war), Ivory Coast (civil war), Guinea (rebellion against corrupt government), Senegal (civil war), Ethiopia (civil war), Eritrea (border dispute), Kenya (tribal wars), Nigeria (rebellion against corrupt government), Burundi (civil war), Rwanda (ethnic revenge), Uganda (civil war), Burkina Faso (border dispute), and Niger (border dispute)? And then there's the Islamic terrorism of northern Africa. Algeria is still dealing with the diehard remnants of a ten year rebellion by Islamic radicals. Lesser forms of that violence are showing up in all the other North African nations, and spreading to those to the south. Nigeria has had several deadly flare ups of Islamic violence. One rebel group even fancied them selves "African Taliban," had were put down with much bloodshed.

Let us not forget that Africa, even at peace, is not a peaceful place. The murder rate in South Africa is higher than in Iraq. The difference is the dead bodies are all over South Africa, while in Iraq they are concentrated in the central part of the country, and closely watched by hundreds of foreign journalists. The Iraqi dead amount to about twelve times the murder rate in the United States, and about two thirds the death rate in the United States during a year (1944) in World War II. The fighting is largely Iraqis versus Iraqis, with some 95 percent of the dead being Iraqi. A big deal is made about the deaths in Iraq, but what do you hear of the greater carnage in Africa? Mostly silence.

Non-Africans don't care about Africa, just as they don't care about foreigners in general. The world believes that the United States should not be in Iraq for that reason. So what if Islamic terrorists killed a few thousand Americans? You promptly went and took down the Islamic-supporting Taliban, so good for you. But Iraq had not been prominent in supporting Islamic terrorists. Oh, sure, Iraq gave refuge and some support to Islamic radicals and had weapons of mass destruction. But so do most Middle Eastern nations. Throughout the Cold War, Russia ran training programs for terrorists, and the U.S. didn't invade the Soviet Union over the matter. Same with Iran, even though Iran- supported suicide bombers killed hundreds of Americans in Lebanon in 1983, and has large stocks of chemical weapons and a nuclear weapons program.

While most of the world supports democracy in general, they are not willing to die to help others achieve it. And the world's attitude towards African attempts at democracy are the unspoken reason why. Developing a functioning democracy takes time, and often gets ugly. In the 1990s, after half a century of socialism, communism and dictatorship, African countries concluded that the rule of law and democracy was the way to go. But the way was mined and covered with snipers and bandits. Making democracy works means overcoming a lot of people who are willing to kill you for your beliefs. Most of the world, and a lot of Americans, don't believe it's worth getting too involved in this process. It takes courage and self-sacrifice to aid others in building democracy. But courage and self-sacrifice are seen by most as spectator sports. The world sees Americans in Iraq as arrogant fools, for trying to practice what they preach. The U.S. is divided on this point. Do we fight for what is right, or be practical? No matter who rules Iraq, they will want to sell their oil. Terrorists will always be around, and will potentially have access to more powerful weapons. So what? Let the police take care of that. Building democracy and fighting the forces that oppose it is something you talk about, not something you send your soldiers to get mixed up in. That's what everyone does with Africa. Seems to work, for everyone but the Africans. For that reason, the world is hoping that the American effort in Iraq fails. Because if America succeeds in Iraq, ignoring Africa gets a lot harder.

Don't these things look like a gypsy caravan?

Reporting As Ordered, Sir!

by John on Feb 25, 2007 | Global War on Terror (GWOT)

Cool video and a Gloat

This is either a good example of taking off at an extremely high density altitude, a good way to build up energy for the climb in a MANPAD environment, or a crude attempt to discourage onlookers at the perimeter...probably a little bit of all three.

It's cold, wet and dark here...and the power's out. That happens a lot here in central Indiana farm country. So it pays to have an auto-switching 60Kw generator run by a small-block V6 chugging along on propane (luv ya Hank Hill) fed from two 1000-gallon tanks. Heh.

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by Dusty on Feb 25, 2007 | General Commentary | General Militaria