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Ya gotta love the Irish.

What other folk takes their stereotypes, flips them slightly askew and then shakes them out for all the world to laugh at?

Would *you* try to fill the dead air between your karaoke sets with:

"Two Norwegians are sitting on a bench in Oslo and one says to the other, 'Har du h�rt om den nye svenske musefellen?' "

Or --

"A Luxembourger, a Fleming and an Andorran are strolling in Monte Carlo..."

Naaaah.

Now try--


Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Connor an' me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little runt, O'Connor?" says Sean. "He couldn't do all that to you, man, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "A shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well, now," says Sean. "You should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in *your* hand?"

"That I did," says Paddy. "Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."


Heh. An' a tip o' the tam to V29.

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"Ya gotta love the Irish" Just what did you have in mind, Chief?
 
"Ya gotta love the Irish" What did you have in mind Chief?
 
Bill, You do know that no Irishman is ever drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off of the face of the Earth. And, when the last remaining Irishman is holding on to that last blade of grass. A Scot will be stomping on his fingers. LOL
 
Run, Chief, run! SHe's batting her eyes and doing the Mae West thing. Run! (dives for hidey hole)
 
God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the earth... Liberty Card