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Midnight In The Museum, Part 3.0

If you have no idea what Part 3 in the title is referring to, you need to check out MitM Part 1 and MitM Part 2. Go ahead -- I'll wait.

Hey, if John can spend three days milking a muffler for a sub-gun, I can spend three days milking a fiberglass horse. Uhhhhhh -- perhaps that was a poor choice of words. 'Specially since the horse is anatomically correct...

Getting back to the subject at hand topic of making a red plastic horse look quasi-lifelike, the next step in the process is to start building the color layers to get some illusory depth to the horse's "hair." Time to break out the acrylic paints.

A horse of a really different color

An overall coat of watered-down burnt sienna (forequarters) then an overall watered coat of sienna mixed with Mars black (hindquarters) then a dab of black mixed with gesso for the finer hairs on the head (uhh -- head). And, since the area around the eyes, the nose and the lips are pretty much hairless, some burnt sienna right from the tube, feathered in.

The ol’ grey mare just ain’t what she used to be…

And after all that dries, the final coat. Oil paint. It dries semi-glossy straight from the tube and gives a pretty good approximation of how a well-brushed horse reflects highlights.

Now we’ve got a horse goin’…

Ain't perfect, but it's close enough for gummint work.

Now, remember that this thing is supposed to look like it's got a bit in it's mouth. This bit

Horse goodies

to be precise. Those of you who have been paying attention probably noticed that there's no "mouth" to the horse. So, to affix a solid to a solid to give the illusion that one solid is going through the other solid -- you've gotta *cut* one solid so it's no longer solid. Are you still with me? Solid...

So, do I take an eighty-or-ninety-year-old piece of hardware and whack a chunk out of it or do I whack the chunk out of something in which I've invested twelve hours of sweat equity? Noooo contest.

See? It really is fiberglass…

Fifteen minutes with a hacksaw is all it takes (as long as you've got three Sea Scouts holding it steady). Then clean up the cut, pop the bit in, wire it so it doesn't drop out, stuff some fiberglass mesh under it, and epoxy the excised chunk back in place. Smooth the epoxy, wait 'til it dries, remove the wires, cammy the cut with paint and then hook up the harness.

Voila!

Ta-daaaaah!

For the ultra-curious, it's s'posed to be Bucephalus, Patton's horse.

Since High Desert Wanderer was a bit curious about the end result, I figured I might as well toss this pic on the table. too.

Get that %$#@! caisson away from me!

Soon as we get the McClellan saddle fit to be seen in public, I'll show you what it looks like with the dressmaker's dummy installed. Oh, yeah -- he's now got a saber, too. Not a *Patton* saber, but it'll cut butter...

Update: For the purists who shudder at the idea of poking through a squid mart for a cavalry weapon, Captain JMH offers this alternative. Wonder if George P had a Subadar as a polo partner back in the early days...

15 Comments

We've got about 40 of these bloody things loafing about Upper Hutt, feel free to take them. We'll PAY you to take them.
 
Murray - Patton sabers or fiberglass horses?
 
I knew you couldn't resist cutting into it. Doesn't look too bad actually. Certainly better than McDonald seat red.
 
Certainly better than McDonald seat red. Shhhh -- don't tell Ray Kroc that horses are edible...
 
I was waiting for the McClellan. I figure one of those had to turn up eventually.
 
Noce job Bill, really nice job. Wow. I do modeling and figure painting on a small scale, you just made me feel like I've just been playing w/ toys... Damn that looks good!
 
he looks magnificent. quite a handsome mount. ..and i concur in your choice of pokey sticks.
 
Amazing difference - Awesome work, Bill! I've had the pleasure of riding with a McClellan saddle, and I liked it a lot. Especially when it came time to strap on or put away ... *grin*
 
Strap on...put away...won't. go. there. Great job, Bill. And a great job at story telling. Who else but wild Bill could get 3 days out of painting a horse? LOL
 
WOW. That looks truly wonderful, SugarButtons!!!!
 
*sweeping bow with flourish to all* *eternally grateful that no sweeping of fiberglass road apples will be necessary...*
 
Chief Bill, Lieutenant Patton designed the last sabre issued by the US Cavalry in 1910. It was the M1913 Sword. I got my from Atlanta Cutlery. They call it the Patton Sword. About $175 with shipping. Made by Windlass Steel in India. http://www.atlantacutlery.com/webstore/eCat/military_items/other_military/military_reproductions/patton_sword.aspx Good Job. Trajan CW3(R)
 
Whoa! We woke up dead Emperors with this thread! The Power of Argghhh! 8^)
 
Whoa! We woke up dead Emperors with this thread! Wellll, a blog *is* a column of sorts, and "Doric" sounds a lot like what I've been called on occasion...
 
You've probably figured this out by now, but, you have the bridle and bit on backwards and the curb chain goes under the chin not over the nose. Some friendly advice: find yourself a cavalry reenactor to help you fit the saddle and tack.